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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Of Man? Oh. Most excellent, let us slay more Elves!


Sorry, I thought your comment said something else.

No more elves shall be slayed on my watch.

Then your watch is over, as is your life!


My Life Is Not Over!!!!! Yours Is!!!


*shoots thenoobbomb*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

 thenoobbomb wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Of Man? Oh. Most excellent, let us slay more Elves!


Sorry, I thought your comment said something else.

No more elves shall be slayed on my watch.

Then your watch is over, as is your life!


HE IS ALSO XENOS FILTH KILL THE GREEN SKIN!

HE IS ALSO SHOOTING YOU KILL HIM!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 19:15:20



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Of Man? Oh. Most excellent, let us slay more Elves!


Sorry, I thought your comment said something else.

No more elves shall be slayed on my watch.

Then your watch is over, as is your life!


My Life Is Not Over!!!!! Yours Is!!!


*shoots thenoobbomb*

Foul Umaril and his twisted kin cut me into pieces, and yet I live! Your shooting is nothing to me, twisted monster!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Extends mechandendrite*
Stop fighting, please



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Sure. I will stop.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

What do the priest of Mars protect xenos now?! Orks no less!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Of Man? Oh. Most excellent, let us slay more Elves!

In that case, might I ask this guy to join us? He seems very proficient at killing xenos (skip to 3:18):


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 21:45:06


 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Think of what we can learn from the heretek xenos. I must have intact, relatively undamaged specimens.

Now, research compaitible Xenos, come along, I have sugar-products in my Rhino.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/04/29 22:23:15




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Verviedi wrote:
Think of what we can learn from the heretek xenos. I must have intact, relatively undamaged specimens.

Now, research compaitible Xenos, come along, I have sugar-products in my Rhino.

You better not be putting things up the butt. That's the worst part.
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 JamesGang wrote:
Commissar, I've got the Whiskey and the Water. Grab the popcorn, my least favorite reality forum is thumping!

Cheers! [Sits back in chair with popcorn and whiskey] Well, this escalated...
Maybe if we give 'em long enough, they'll tire themselves out.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Seriously... Nerd rage butt hurt has developed.

::sip::

Never would have happened in 19th century France if that Badrukk kid didn't blow it up.

::sip::

We need some tactical genius up in this.

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I have complete access to the raw data of all tactical decisions made since M35. Would you like assistan-

There appears to be a Reaver Titan behind me.

I am afraid it is not responding to my signals. Attempting noosoheric penetration....

++FAILED++

By the Omnissiah...



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Glory in the highest and not to your false emperor or to your steampunk gear works.

Could it be him? Can it be? Oh I'm so excited!

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Heresy! You dare assert that the Omnissiah-in-Aspect-of-Emperor is false?!

I would smite you, but I appear to have strength D pointed at my back and a bicorn hat pointed at my face.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Bursts in back from hospital*

You people are not very Fuckin' nice.

*eye twitches*

I don't know how I'm gonna do it.....

but I'll kill every last one of you, and torch your cookhouses!

OOC: Please don't ban me for refringing the swear filter mods, I'm just trying to be in character.

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/04/30 11:35:00


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[empties out an Astra Militarum issue fire bucket] [Gently places it over sing's head]
There, now the bad people can't see you and you can't see them. I'd have used a blanket but I'm not providing you with any flammable objects.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

What this I hear! Sound like you need a pattened anti-fire* blanket, available exclusively from Greater Good Industries!




*warning: blanker is not actually fireproof, it just burns with anit-fire, which is 4 times as dangerous.

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Do you have schematics for this anti-fire blanket? I would like to know this and the location of your homeworld.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Sounds like you need an AutmomaticScematic 5000, available for the low, low price of 7 million tons of carbon 14!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Sounds like you need an AutmomaticScematic 5000, available for the low, low price of 7 million tons of carbon 14!

Granted. I have turned 57% of the menials on the nearest imperial world into raw Carbon-14. How would you like it delivered?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Our workers will bring the delivery immediately and pick up on site! I hope you have a nice century!

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Our workers will bring the delivery immediately and pick up on site! I hope you have a nice century!


Same to you!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Ummm. Who broke the toaster?

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Nobody I know of.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Retracts mechandendrite and backs away*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Verviedi? What's up?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Burst through the the last standing wall. Takes one of the chairs and sits down.*

Hell of a day! Or night or whatever....

*Opens up a bottle of Pinot Noir and lights a cigar.*

So gentlemen we are all here... how do we defeat SUPER MAN



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Why is the toaster starting to glow?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Superman? As in the man of steel?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
Why is the toaster starting to glow?


It is cooking.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
 
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