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2015/05/03 14:29:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Efficient data storage, malleable augmetics, and very little biological tissue.
*Unfolds back into regular form*
*Raises staple gun*
I will find out what caused this change in CREEEED. One does not merely deny the Omnissiah!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/03 21:22:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Stares at space where a plant used to be] [Curls up in ball under a table as reality unravels]
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2015/05/04 00:37:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Buttery Commissar!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/04 01:03:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I appear to have accidentally mentally scarred Buttery Commissar.
Do you require a psychiatric exam?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 03:19:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Plants can't talk! [Puts hands over ears and remains under table]
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2015/05/04 03:23:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Would some toast cheer you up?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/04 09:00:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I suggest we go kill Elves - that'll cheer anyone up!
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2015/05/04 10:25:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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At this moment I must agree. I would love to get my manips on some of that grav tech.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 12:02:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Surely violence will not be necessary.
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a  |
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2015/05/04 12:34:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It will not be. Unlike my more extreme brethren, I am willing to negotiate for xenotech.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 13:47:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Those pointy ears... that facial structure... that long hair...
..it's an Elf! In the name of Alessia, to arms! Let us slay this wretched creature! Glory to Reman!
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2015/05/04 14:33:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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What is this... 'xenotech' you speak of, strange creature?
Also, your companion seems inclined to violence. I'd appreciate it if you would calm him down; I assure you I mean neither of you any harm.
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2015/05/04 14:40:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Ashiraya wrote:What is this... 'xenotech' you speak of, strange creature?
Also, your companion seems inclined to violence. I'd appreciate it if you would calm him down; I assure you I mean neither of you any harm.
That's what the Ayleid sorcerer-kings said when they summoned the Aurorans to Tamriel, to keep humanity enslaved!
Elven lies and slander, all!
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2015/05/04 14:55:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Why don't we all calm down, have some toast, and discuss this like reasonable people and household appliances.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/04 14:58:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Co'tor Shas wrote:Why don't we all calm down, have some toast, and discuss this like reasonable people and household appliances.
The ability to be "reasonable" with Elves ended when Huna was slain by Celethelel the Singer, after which I destroyed all Elven cities from Narlemae to Celediil, and killed the earth itself.
We should act, rather than talk!
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2015/05/04 15:21:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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I have lived for millennia, but I am not familiar with any of the events and names you describe.
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2015/05/04 15:35:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Ashiraya wrote:I have lived for millennia, but I am not familiar with any of the events and names you describe.
That is because you and your twisted Daedra kin dare not even think of the might of PELINAL WHITESTRAKE!
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2015/05/04 15:41:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...! Toast I can understand. Toast is good. We can butter that.
Talking plants and thinking machines, and things turning into other things? [rocks gently]
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2015/05/04 15:50:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Thinking machines? That heresy must be punished! Direct me to my target, O Omnissiah!
Calm down, knight. If you prevent me from acquiring the elf's technology, I will be forced to restrain you. You may be immortal, but you are not immune to being transformed into a Servitor. I can find no records of any of the events you describe in my databanks or those of Mars.
*Extends mechandendrites at thenoobbomb*
I wish to make a deal. What do you desire in return for your grav-platform technology? I must reverse-engineer it, for the glory of the Machine-God.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/04 15:52:08
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 15:52:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You can take the Elf's technology from its dead body!
You may have it, in return for the death of Elfkind! GLORY TO REMAN!
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2015/05/04 15:54:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Silence, knight! I must vivsect you to determine what allows you to perform the feats that you describe.
*Mechandendrites wrap around thenoobbomb and raise him into the air*
I am afraid looting the technology from a dead elf would be quite counterproductive.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 16:12:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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I am sorry to disappoint you, robotic human, but I have never before heard of this technology you speak of.
We use arcane technology that is magic-based, such as blood golems and arcane golems. I have never heard of this 'grav', however.
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I should think of a new signature... In the meantime, have a |
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2015/05/04 16:12:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Your tentacle means nothing - some of the Elves I killed had wings!
On a contemplative note, according to some I do not have a heart, but in its place is pure wrath. Silly Elves.
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2015/05/04 16:31:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Whoa guys! lets just take it easssyyy and drink some of this pan galactic gargle blaster!
*Takes a sip and begins to scream*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/04 16:39:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Warp magic fused to the Holy Machine?! That is tech-heresy of the highest order! The Elves must burn!
*Releases thenoobbomb*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/04 16:44:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Come on guys lets get along and get drunk.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/04 16:45:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Vodka infused toast?
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/04 16:49:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Verviedi wrote:Warp magic fused to the Holy Machine?! That is tech-heresy of the highest order! The Elves must burn!
*Releases thenoobbomb*
Four eared monsters, your end has come!
*unsheathes DIVINE sword and mace*
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2015/05/04 16:54:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Unleashes a spray of toast at everybody, so well done that even the most mentally hardened has to stop and start eating*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/04 16:55:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Verviedi wrote:Warp magic fused to the Holy Machine?! That is tech-heresy of the highest order! The Elves must burn! *Releases thenoobbomb*
Why the feth did you release him? He wants to kill elfs, and maybe me!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/04 16:56:42
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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