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 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*Unleashes a spray of toast at everybody, so well done that even the most mentally hardened has to stop and start eating*

Thanks fer da toast, dude.

And now, Marneus Calgar again!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Marneus Calgar

Absorbent and blue and killy is he?
Marneus Calgar

If meaningless killing be something you wish?
Marneus Calgar

Then drop on the deck, and die like a fish!
Marneus Calgar

*sings Marneus Calgar over 9000 times*

You will drink.

 zombiekila707 wrote:
You will drink.

Drink what kind of gak?

Is it a gakky kind of gak?

OOC: What am I doing...

YOU WILL DRINK

DAMMIT, ZOMBIEKILLA707, I'M TRYING TO FIGGER OUT WHAT I NEED TO DRINK!!!!

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You will drink?

Do not dare poison PELINAL WHITESTRAKE, Elf-lover!

I don't know if you know but I know I am president of the galaxy so you should drink.
















YOU WILL DRINK

Fun as that may be, I am the Divine Crusader, and I've been blessed by all the Aedra!

Pffff sounds lame drink...you will drink.

Its the greatest drink in the whole galaxy! DRINK IT!

I'm full, sorry. Already drank the blood of the AYLEID FILTH.

[Stands up from under table] I'm fine.. I'm fine.. I just had a very painful Saturday battle with some.. uh.. Sicarian Infiltrators .. These things take a while to get over..

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*Unleashes a spray of toast at everybody, so well done that even the most mentally hardened has to stop and start eating*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
YOU WILL DRINK

Challenge accepted!

I apologize for the inconvenience. I meant to target Lord Commissar with those, not you.

I am not happy that I had to rebuild them, however.

Inconvenience? It went so badly that I couldn't actually justify shooting guardsmen for running. They cut us in our unhappy places.
We ended up running so far in the opposite direction that we went straight past the Invading Necrons heading back the other way, and they didn't actually mind.

Not our finest hour. [Drinks] [Stares at wall]

That indeed qualifies as an inconvenience. Those things are annoying to build.

In fact, one of their legs is worth more than a Guardsman. The expendable fleshbags can be processed and used as rations right away. A destroyed Sicaran first has to be salvaged, stripped of augmetics, and incinerated in a sactified furnace.

Now, a true major issue is when an augmented ambull decides to follow a clade of Infiltrators. Through a wall. Of an Ark Mechanicus.

If I thought you'd remember what it was for, I'd be holding up a finger right about now.
And it was rather that the Infiltrators weren't the ones who took any damage. They were the ones dealing it to us. So many cutty things...

[Coughs] [Goes to look for more toasted food]

*Plugs into wall socket via mechandendrite*
*Lights go out*

I appear to have drained all of the electricity in the room. This is counterproductive. Does anyone have a flashlight?

*starts to glow*

I can be one.

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need a translation? http://binarytranslator.com

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Excellent. *Makes sure nobody is looking*

Machine, serve thine master!

*Beats fuse box with a wrench*
*Lights go back on*

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Stop talking in numbers, Elven scum!

Oh why cruel God??

What is the issue report?

Do'o? [ Eldar sentence that most closely translates to "Why use binary when you have our excellent language for use instead?"]

Begone, foul Ayleid!

*shoots lightning from left hand at sing your life*

 Verviedi wrote:
What is the issue report?

Everything.