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2015/05/11 19:08:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Uh oh.
You set him off.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/11 19:19:14
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/11 20:18:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Wow It got really dark when I was gone! Killing families and fap material Zarquons! I must drink some of this humble pan galactic gargle blaster and debate with myself about myself and how awesome myself is.
He if you guys find anything more important then my ego I want it found and shot!
Damn it!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/11 20:33:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shoots zombiekilla in the forehead*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/11 20:39:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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You Bastard you killed my favorite head!! Now im gonna beat the... the... metal out of you?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/11 21:22:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your continued mental facilities are more important than your ego. Therefore, I have shut down half of your mental facilities.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/11 21:47:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Well you are giving my mental facilities waaaay to much credit!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/11 22:17:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Yeah this one is dumb as.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/11 22:47:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*8 Servitors that were once Elves walk up, holding glowing Direswords*
Yada, yada, heresy, defilement of the Holy Machine, whatever. There's nothing in the Principia Mechanicus that says I can't have Elven Servitors.
Yah... Honestly I could turn him into a Kataphron and I doubt he'd notice.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/11 23:32:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Yeah it must bum you guys out that I am the most important person in the known universe! Or that you guys still use warp drives cause your monkey minds have yet to discover the power of the infinite improbability drive! And! Yes primitive apes there's more! That half of my brain is used as its super computer!
*sips his pan galactic gargle blaster*
And have you accomplished the concoction of the most lucrative alcoholic drink that has caused more liver disease and DUI deaths a year!
Your welcome!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/11 23:40:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Pats Zombiekilla on his remaining head and provides biscuits] Just ignore em. Now you have drink and biscuits AND presidency.
[thumbs up]
Ah, there are servitors? I uh, need to go... To be, um.. [backs away rapidly and looks for exit]
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2015/05/12 00:49:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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They are hardcoded to only recognize a single target.
You are not the target. You can go poke them if you want.
What's wrong with Servitors?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/12 01:06:40
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/12 01:37:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Poke them? No... No thank you. No no nonono.
I'm sure they're lovely. Please keep them over there.
[Continues walking backwards until the wall gets in the way] [Leans on it in the pretence this was entirely intentional]
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2015/05/12 01:48:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*pops up right next to butterycomish.*
Scared of machinery? That's an odd one. But not too unbelievable for you humans.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/12 02:10:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Machinery is fine. I like machinery, it makes toast.
It's just when you go strapping bits of people to it and not the other way around... [lights up and smokes distractedly]
Who says I was scared? Commissars don't get scared, we just tactically retreat. Speaking of which...
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2015/05/12 02:20:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, relax. Like me, all of the Servitors were once 100% biological. The 8 I have here were made out of captured Elf Farseers, and equipped with circuitry that enhances psychic ability.
They're here for one reason, and that is to keep their target in check.
They're only a paltry 47% augmetic, anyway.
Toast? Sure. *Pulls hybrid Tau Drone out of pocket. It flies around giving people toast*
Co'Tor... I am quite impressed by your technology. If you'd just look away for one second... *Hides stolen Crisis suits back under robe*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/12 02:21:55
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/12 07:25:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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ELVES?!
*draws sword*
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2015/05/12 10:04:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Oh God, here we go again with the whole ELVES?! bullcrap. BTW, thanks for the toast.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/12 10:44:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I was waiting for you to show up.
My Servitors are made from captured Elf Farseers, the strongest Elven mages, and armed with weapons that sever body and soul, and shielded with tech taken from Tau battelsuits. There are 64 in total, 8 times 8, the holy number of your Ayleid. Only 8 are allowed in the room at one time.
But I don't need to let them in, do I?
*Servitors exit*
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/12 11:48:04
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/12 11:40:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Well, I'll be. Somethings happened.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/12 11:49:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Drone gives toast to Badrukk*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/12 13:52:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You honour the Ayleid, and seek to do nothing but provoke me?
You and your twisted kin shall be nothing but bones once I am finished!
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2015/05/12 16:01:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Provoke? No.... Just a calming method. Blackmail, if you will. I know how to kill you, Pelinal Whitestrake.
Hunt anyone in my order, and they will cut you into 8 pieces, scatter you around the world, and leave your head to be turned into a servo-skull.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/12 16:14:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/12 16:26:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Accepts toast and hands the drone some butter]
Any percent of augmentation on a freaking dead/soulless body is too much. And don't get me started on servo skulls...
[Tactically retreats under table with the sound of toast-munchies]
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2015/05/12 16:27:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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God I though the elves were turned into eldar? Or DARK eldar? Or are we talking about little elves that help Santa or the ones that make cookies?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/12 16:35:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 Verviedi wrote:Provoke? No.... Just a calming method. Blackmail, if you will. I know how to kill you, Pelinal Whitestrake.
Hunt anyone in my order, and they will cut you into 8 pieces, scatter you around the world, and leave your head to be turned into a servo-skull.
Rember what happened after that?
That's right, I goy back for soneone's funeral.
Now then, unless you try and summon the foul, demonic Daedra to this realm in a pathetic effort to weaken me, I bid you to say goodbye to your life.
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2015/05/12 16:41:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Also pretty sure you can join the knights on nine as a elf...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/12 16:47:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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JOIN ME! I MUST KILL BRUCE RAUNER!!!
WHO WILL JOIN ME!!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/12 16:52:38
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/12 17:12:14
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Nine? There are but Eight Divines.
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2015/05/12 17:20:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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WHO WILL JOIN ME?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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