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2015/05/16 20:59:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Earky second millennium anti-tank weapons will not do sufficient damage to a super-heavy STC.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/16 21:07:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hah, I know some guys who play with those miniatures!
I heard them say you lot believe the older something is, the better it is. Prepare to die, plastic-face!
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2015/05/16 23:14:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*rolls in with a battlewagon and 3 stompas*
Thenoobbomb!!!!!! Your death is near!!!
*fires everything at thenoobbomb*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/17 00:02:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*A massive shield appears between thenoobbomb and Badrukk*
ARCHAEOTECH? I stand by you, Ancient human!
*Several dozen Kataphrons drive up behind thenoobbomb and some Skitarii begin securing the infinite ammo box*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 00:47:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hmm, give me a sec.
*calls up the nearest forge world*
Hey, can you ship me some of those new Titans? Yeah, 50,000 should do. Ok. Thanks, bye.
*hangs up*
I'm not choosing sides, I'm just taking precautions. Also, noob, old things suck, ever tried lighting a fire by rubbing sticks together? No, because that gak is hard, takes ages, doesn't work half the time, and lighters only cost a few quid max. Newer tech is awesome, never forget it.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/17 01:19:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Weapons!!!!
Break down that shield.
*goes to bed*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/17 01:21:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I severely doubt there are 50,000 Titans in the entire Imperium.
In addition, as a "precaution" of my own, I am interecepting all communications off-world. That communication you just sent will sound like "Feth your mother, you useless pieces of scrap" to members of my order.
Your pathetic abused Machine-Spirits will not break down the majesty of my Emanatus Alpha Shield Engine!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/17 02:02:03
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 07:44:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:Hmm, give me a sec.
*calls up the nearest forge world*
Hey, can you ship me some of those new Titans? Yeah, 50,000 should do. Ok. Thanks, bye.
*hangs up*
I'm not choosing sides, I'm just taking precautions. Also, noob, old things suck, ever tried lighting a fire by rubbing sticks together? No, because that gak is hard, takes ages, doesn't work half the time, and lighters only cost a few quid max. Newer tech is awesome, never forget it.
I've just got a message from Mars, they say you can't have any new titans today, but you can have me.
Even in a Baneblade, I'm still expendable.
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2015/05/17 12:13:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*throws RGB impact towards KaptinBadrukk*
Grenade out!
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2015/05/17 12:27:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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*wakes up and dodges it*
Missed me!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/17 13:30:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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That's called supressive fire, noob!
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2015/05/17 13:32:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Kataphrons and Skitarii begin trading fire with Orks*
My readings show dangerous heat-spikes near the shield. What is happening?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 13:49:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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TACTICAL GENIUS CANNOT BE DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Your shields will be downed by pure force of will.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/17 14:04:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Be advised, we just earned ourselves a spec upgrade!
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2015/05/17 14:06:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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CREEEEEEEEED wrote:TACTICAL GENIUS CANNOT BE DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!
Your shields will be downed by pure force of will.
Look behind you.
*Ruststalkers activate Chordclaws*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/17 14:07:22
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 14:07:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Supply drop inbound!
*supply crate drops on CREEEEEEEEED*
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2015/05/17 16:53:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO STARTED THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/17 16:54:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Throws supply crate at the rust stalkers, then fills the remainder with bullets.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/17 17:01:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*throws crate of infinite bandages at Badrukk's head*
Here's your medkit!
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2015/05/17 17:03:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Error Shunt Abort. Out tactical-geniused.
Infinite medical supplies?
*Takes medkit, extends mechandendrites, and extends antenna.*
Requesting immediate pickup. I have valuable medical archaeotech!
(Exfil arrives in 3 posts)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/17 17:05:48
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 17:55:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Vehicle drop inbound!
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2015/05/17 19:51:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Crap, only one post left!
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/17 22:19:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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One more post left till what happens? 
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/17 22:38:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Valkyrie Sky Talon lands and I run onboard with the infinite health box*
*Thrusters activate and it begins to lift off*
Requesting immediate deployment of Alpha-Level Protector protocols. I need covering fire!
*Skitarii continue to fight Orks on the ground and the Emanatus Alpha shuts down to let me escape*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/17 22:40:16
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/17 23:19:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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In a last ditch attempt, standing on a homing beacon tower, I pee in a direct arc towards the engines of Verviedi's extraction craft. The golden liquid of the true emperor short circuits your turbines and causes your craft to make an emergency landing back on the ground.
Oui, Oui! For France!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/18 00:33:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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In a rare moment of displaying emotion, I jump out of the craft before it hits the ground, activating targetting hardware in my brain and firing my gamma pistol directly at JamesGang's face.
The Skitarii on the ground fill the air near JamesGang with cancer bullets.
I reach for the controls for the Emenatus Alpha, but suddenly...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/18 01:38:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits on a stool and watches with polite interest] [Sips tea]
[Sidesteps various incoming debris] [Tea spills]
...!
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2015/05/18 01:46:18
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Where's my taser goad...?
*Notices top end of goad melting in a fire caused by the crashed Sky Talon*
....Omnissiah damn it, that was master-crafted....
*Extends antenna*
Requesting immediate evacuation and fire support. Be warned, LZ is extremely hot. Confirmed enemy Engines and super-heavies.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/18 01:57:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Super heavies? What super heavies?
Tactical Geniuses ten baneblades behind a bush.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/18 02:37:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Notices Buttery Commissar beginning to glow, covered in spilled tea*
*Pulls robes over body, empty robe falls to the ground and I appear in orbit in an AdMech frigate wearing an entirely new robe*
Now... where's that orbital observation array...
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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