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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

..? [Looks up]
I'm not sure if you're suggesting that I'm pregnant, in which case thank you, or that something is terribly wrong.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Something is terribly wrong. The battle on the surface is escalating to the point where any and all archaeotech will be irretrievable.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Taps foot] It is not "escalating", you escalated it.
This is like when children say "it broke".

That said, some advice on where to stand to finish my drink would not go unappreciated.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Activates Emanatus Alpha, creating a small bubble for Buttery to sit in*

That should hold up. Inform me when you would like it powered down. It would be unfortunate if you starved.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*Finishes a cup of tea*

I feel like I missed something.

Oh, right!

*Fires all guns at Badrukk*
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

What's all this then? Guns and bubbles?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I attempted to capture medical archaoetech with reasonable force after an Ork attack on the site.

It unfortunately escalated and my Emanatus Alpha engine is failing. I am currently in orbit, taking manual control of the Mechanicus forces on the ground.

[All forces, utilize Beta-Level Conqueror protocols. Engage enemy super-heavy at hex (SEQUESTERED).]



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Wat.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Are you incapable of speaking High Gothic? I can translate into all known Imperial languages, including Lingua-Technis and Russian.

[Requesting IMMEDIATE Engine support at hex (SEQUESTERED)]

*Far down on the surface, a Warhound Titan destroys Badrukk's Stompa*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I only know how to speak Ylissian, and have no idea what High Gothic is supposed to be

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

+ERROR 404 - Language not found in memory+
+Initiating system reboot+
+...+
+...+
+.....+
+Reboot complete+



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Go, go, go!

   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Hey Sing, basically his great plans got all wet..... Snicker snicker

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Are you Risen?

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Compensating for human biology is not something I do, nor should have to do.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Hi everybody. how are you?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 sing your life wrote:
Are you Risen?
If he were risen, he wouldn't have been able to pee.

...I'll be over here, lowering the tone.


[Pokes bubble] Ooh! Can I trundle it like a hamster ball?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

The shields projected by an Emanatus Alpha must be capable of movement due to the mobile nature of the Projector Engine.
Therefore, you should be able to 'trundle' the bubble.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Commissar you can WWEEEEEEEEE! In the bubble as you trundle about.

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Hi everybody. how are you?

"Over there!"
"Firing all guns!"

*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA BOOM DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You are Risen! I captain of the Shepards cannot accept that!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*drives towards Verviedi in M1 Abrams tank*

Get in!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

It appears that there is a tank on the surface hailing me. Sensori, engage teleport array.

*Appears in the secondary seat of the tank and promptly interfaces with every electronic system via mechandendrites*

Targetting systems loading....

+...+
+...+
+...+
+...+
+....Loaded....+



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[tries to trundle] [remains in place] Ah. The downside of buttery-ness.
sing your life wrote:You are Risen! I captain of the Shepards cannot accept that!

Hey now, hey now (now). Calm down or I'll accidentally find the swimsuit photographs of you from *that* Outrealm adventure, and leave them posted on various surfaces.
Don't question quite how I know about that one. It falls between Commisariat duty and what can only be described as specialist interest.

JamesGang wrote:Commissar you can WWEEEEEEEEE! In the bubble as you trundle about.
Commissars don't wweeeeeeeee... We give motivational battle cries and rousing- [Falls over]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut






In a Trayzn pokeball

Why do you always keep changing your avatar sing? Keeping up is hard.

 JohnHwangDD wrote:
The hobby is actually hating GW.
 iGuy91 wrote:
You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:
You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:
Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*gets out of tank and deploys MP-APS*

Shouldn't have used a laser sight to target me! Prepare to face the MIGHTY MP-APS, which shall shoot all of your explosives out of the sky!

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Thankfully I only have a sword instead of missiles.

*Picks up MP-APS and accidently breaks it*

Whoopsies.

 CREEEEEEEEED wrote:
Why do you always keep changing your avatar sing? Keeping up is hard.


Err, plot related stuff?

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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Idiot! You just mafe us vulnerable to rocket fire!

   
Made in us
Utilizing Careful Highlighting




Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.

Why am I risen?

Am I the chosen?

The son of all that creation stands for?

I need more wine....

Cannot wait to piss on that robed Cthulu-3PO guy again. He buzzes and whirs when he gets all wet.

CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*empties 200 rounds magazine on Napoleon with his MG4*

And stay dead, freak!

   
 
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