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2015/05/18 17:08:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Selym wrote:
"Over there!"
"Firing all guns!"
*DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA BOOM DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*
FLASH GITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
KILL HIM!!!!!!!!
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2015/05/18 18:47:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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The Risen are a group of undead soldiers hailing from the future with a goal of causing death and destruction in order to herald the reawakening of Grima.
But that doesn't matter right now. I am Chrom, crown king of Ylisse! I have no knowledge of your silly MG4s and Rockets.
*strikes Noobbomb with Aether, which ignores the effects of armour and absorbs a potion of health*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/18 18:54:18
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/18 18:48:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Fires tank cannon into sing your life's face*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/18 18:53:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Dodges tank shot*
You are Risen! Have another!
*Hits tank with falchion*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/18 18:56:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*dies*
*someone with a defibrillator runs up to noobbomb's body*
Guess who's back! Zap zap, mofo!
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2015/05/18 19:11:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*blocks and counters Noobbomb's defibrillator attack*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/18 19:21:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Gamma pistol burst fires from tank's vision slit, hitting sing your life in the chest*
*Machine guns begin to fire at sing your life*
Engaging Alpha-Level Protector protocols. You shall not survive this day.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/18 19:21:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*grabs SMAW and fires at sing your life*
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2015/05/18 19:27:42
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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* Avatar that was paired with Chrom jumps in front of shots, nullifying all damage for both of them*
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/18 19:32:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*zaps sing your life with defibrillator*
That's a one-shot kill, hah!
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2015/05/18 19:49:56
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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*Dodges attack*
What is a defibrillator?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/18 21:42:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Ahhh... No. No sure what's going on but it doesn't seem to be too much fun.
If you need me you can find me at the vending machine.
It was fun while it lasted in this crazy place.
See you later sh¡tlords!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/18 21:46:06
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Nooooooo, James, don't leave me alone with these nutjobs!
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/18 21:52:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nutjobs? I do believe I am the only completely rational being in this room.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/18 21:55:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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It could be worse Creed they could be trying to kill you...
Monkeys!! Calm down and drink some Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and then we can all go to rehab!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/18 22:28:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!
What have I missed? I was getting a Rosé to go with my Lemon squares.
According to the wonderful archeotechnology, UPS is bringing my Horns of the Buffalo set on Wednesday. Not a bad time as from Nottingham to Philadelphia area I would expect longer. Have to love the bloody British!
I really do. I love them.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/18 22:28:31
CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/18 22:50:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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If you are even in need of British supplies and the trade routes are in some way blocked, do let me know, JamesGang. When I'm not attending to my day-job of dairy-coated morale officer, I spend a lot of my time mailing things internationally, so I can see you right.
I'm not a million miles from Warlord or Foundry, or in fact WHW. Can even source you some Bugman's Ale, if for some reason alcohol strained through a dwarven beard appeals.
 Verviedi wrote:Nutjobs? I do believe I am the only completely rational being in this room.
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2015/05/18 22:55:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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If you could send me some Black Douglas ale I'd be most appreciative!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/19 02:27:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks down at ravaged planet*
Are you aware that if we stop fighting we could achieve far greater productivity?
I am ordering my Skitarii to stand down. All Adeptus Mechanicus forces, retreat to orbit.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/19 20:56:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Quick, kill them while they are deactivated!
*Baneblades start destroying swathes of deactivate skittari.*
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/19 10:54:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Mass teleport ray activates and all of the deactivated Skitarii blink away to orbit*
I will choose to ignore that insult, CREEEED. However....
*Three Baneblades disappear as well*
The cost of conflict is measured on both sides.
(Aboard the Ark Mechanicus in orbit, the Baneblades are entirely shut down and the crew dragged out and into the conversion chambers.)
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/19 12:02:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Damn you!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/19 13:29:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Noobbomb came back to life? Again?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/19 14:20:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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JamesGang, if you're serious, drop me a line some time. I also recommend St Petersburg Imperial Stout.
Drinking that all night in a railway arch pub and then stepping out into the snow at midnight... There are worse regrets in life.
Verviedi wrote:(Aboard the Ark Mechanicus in orbit, the Baneblades are entirely shut down and the crew dragged out and into the conversion chambers.)
Oi! Hey, stop that! That's mistreatment of prisoners of war, and very dishonourable to boot.
Also, can you please turn this bubble off? I need to do a thing.
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2015/05/19 14:26:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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"Cannon fodder at 2 o'clock!"
"They can wait, keep firing on the big one!"
*MOAR DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA BOOM DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA*
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2015/05/19 14:53:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I never fully died! Defibrillators work wonders, son!
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2015/05/19 15:58:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Emanatus Alpha shuts down and moves away from everyone*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/19 17:02:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Well, ok... CAN SOMEONE REMOVE HIS DEFIBRILLATOR?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! LIKE RIGHT NOW?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!
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This message was edited 5 times. Last update was at 2015/05/19 17:14:05
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/19 17:39:29
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Scampers away] I've got to go and visit what can only be described as heresy incarnate this weekend, so I better prepare.
The things you do for love (and wages).
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2015/05/19 17:44:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Scampers away] I've got to go and visit what can only be described as heresy incarnate this weekend, so I better prepare.
The things you do for love (and wages).
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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