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2015/05/26 16:08:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I have a UCAV, which is a drone.
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2015/05/26 16:54:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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That is enthierly debatebal my dear.
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2015/05/26 16:55:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Is it large enough to serve as a floating seat without killing the rider?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/26 17:03:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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 Verviedi wrote:Is it large enough to serve as a floating seat without killing the rider?
I am not a means of transport, but I belive his drone is indeed. But I am willing to dispose of that commisar for you.... For a price of course
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2015/05/26 17:14:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/26 18:15:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Sorry kids, you must be this tall to dispose of that comissar. Now, stop playing with your drones and let uncle Chrom concentrate on dealing with all ther Grimleal infesting this place.
OOC: I never use quick reply.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/26 18:16:14
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/26 18:27:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Playing? I'll have you know that our drones are far more efficient for the price than biologicals! They are much more resilient, more agile, more difficult to hit, and can mount much more heavy and/or unstable weaponry than humans!
This one has a conversion beamer! Co'Tor managed to fit enough hardware to incap a Wraithlord on one drone!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/26 18:30:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Pfft. I doubt your can get a pair of drones to marry and have a child that somehow inherits all of the two's combat abilities.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/26 18:37:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Self-replicating drones that can download combat data from other drones?
Got a barren world, a few small-scale EMPs, drones, and some wireless gear? Sounds fun to work out.
Could we scale it up to autonomous Battlesuits and combat robots?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/26 18:40:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I've got an EMP drone.
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2015/05/26 18:42:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Well I haven't got any electrically powered equipment, so good for you.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/26 18:53:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Yeah, heard they don't have electricity in anime fan country.
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2015/05/26 18:58:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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There are lightning spells avalible. That's kind of like electricity.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/26 19:08:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh hey! The portal's ahead! I will park right outside.
*Parks*
Right then. Gates ahead, there are the guards. I have a pass, don't talk about those 64 missng Farseers, please.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/26 21:50:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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*Is lounging around on the other side of the portal, bored out of mind*
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/26 22:04:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How on Mars did you manage to get through the Webway before us?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/26 22:16:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Dunno,.ask a math geek.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/26 23:03:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*looks up from data pad*
Interesting, I've never seen scans like these before.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/26 23:16:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Since I am not able to go on the great expedition to see the Eldar I am going to borrow some robes from Verviedi's closet.
Someone bring me an Eldar helmet so I can wear it without taking my bicorn off! Those things are obnoxiously huge and work perfectly with my French lid.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
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2015/05/27 00:51:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*To guards*
Ok... Hello. I arrive from the planet of Mars. I am here for commercial purposes. I am escorted by a Llama and an Earth Caste colleague of mine. My entry gem is here.
*To everyone with me*
I am through! Let us sample the wonders of the Eldar! Hats and Xenotech this way, gentlemen, ladies, and llamas!
....I am detecting a strong feeling that I am going to need to buy or wash some new robes.
It's a psychically active substance. I once scanned a sample and instead of giving me proper readings the servo-skull's display displayed a hand that extended it's center appendage.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/27 01:21:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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The eldar are protective little buggers aren't they.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/27 03:22:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Shambles back in, slightly disheveled, with glow stick taped to hat band] Good times...! I think... Can't remember very clearly. Those Dark Eldar certainly... something... Eheh. [Rubs back of neck one handed] I'm forgetting why I went.
Oh! [Drops compact disc on coffee table] "Data" requisitioned. Very nice lads(?) they were too.
Okay. This I can help with. The Commissariat and the Ad Mech are completely independent, unless serving alongside one another in a regimental setting. Otherwise neither has any jurisdiction over the other.
For the record we can't shoot Astropaths or Navigators either, unless they're actively going Argle-bargle-boogity (technical term). I wouldn't want to anyway, they're so sweet in their robes and little chairs.
So any shooting would be purely platonic as dutiful members of the Imperium.
Worst that either of us could do is dob the other in it to the various Inquisition, or Verviedi could call the attention of someone with a better hat (a Lord Commissar, or arguably JamesGang).
I digress. Poorly. Sleep now. [Slopes off to attempt sleep curled up in an armchair]
[Pats side of head, causing tiny confetti to ploof out of the opposite ear] [Blows nose, causing further confetti to fire out of both ears] ...!?
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2015/05/27 10:01:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Winces*
Ow. I'm dispatching a cleaner servo-skull to get all of that confetti out of your head. Try not to look up.
Matthew, what's your hat size?
....Oh. My. Cog.
*Sees a magnificent red commissar hat on display.*
How do the Eldar even get all of these obviously human hats?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/27 12:18:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up, and starts coughing] [Coats the chair in glitter]
[Sees servo skull] Err.. No, no, that's fine.. [Fends it off] I think this is supposed to happen. I'm not really sure.
[Rolls over and dozes off]
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2015/05/27 17:29:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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You OK BC?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/27 17:48:55
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Why would you need any kind of headgear except a helmet? Failbaddon's armies have guns you know.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/27 17:54:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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And I have Da Rippa.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/27 18:16:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Quad falls back into the Room, on fire.*
Everyone clear?
My readings indicate a catastrophic fuel tank breach.
*Quad explodes*
Oi!
*Notices everyone*
We have gifts!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/27 18:36:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I uh, went on a research gathering/misadventure with some charming Dark Eldar and there was a misunderstanding as to the correct application of a party cannon.
Or perhaps there wasn't, it's not entirely clear.
Either way, there's a CD or two of useful informa-
[Looks over at the CD on coffee table] Oh, for- [Puts head in hands and coughs out more glitter] [ Now That's What I Call Musicals 2014]
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2015/05/27 19:06:20
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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What gifts?
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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