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2015/05/27 19:33:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well... Turns out we "insulted the Eldar's society" by attempting to pay with Imperial crowns, so we had to egress at maximum speed.
I did manage to pick up some hats. Oh, and an Eldar grav-transport that transported with the quad.
*Points at Eldar grav-car in the corner of the room*
You can take a look at that if you want. I know you were interested in that grav-tech.
Now... hats! Take whatever you want. It's whatever I managed to grab on the way out.
Oh, and if you see any Eldar enter the room, hide the car. I think we may be banned from further exploration, judging by the flurry of lasers that followed us.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/27 19:34:16
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/27 21:16:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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My Flash gitz will kill any Eldar that enter this room.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/27 22:40:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I managed to procure some pieces of eldar tech. Although one of them appears to be either a blender, or a really kinky sex toy.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/27 22:58:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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The erogenous zones on the Eldar body are concentrated in the ears and upper body. Is this tech procured from Comorrites or Craftworlders?
Craftworlders are even more chaste and prudish than some Ecclesiarchal personnel. I blame the Comorrites for this.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/27 23:01:09
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/27 23:11:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, more spikes than a hedgehog, so I'd say so.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/27 23:13:13
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Co'tor Shas wrote:I managed to procure some pieces of eldar tech. Although one of them appears to be either a blender, or a really kinky sex toy.
...!! [Raises hand]
[Sneezes and fires more confetti out of ears]
... [Lowers hand]
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2015/05/27 23:19:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Walks in bloody*
You are all safe I have dealt... with... all the xenos.
*stares directly at the ork and tau*
Looks like I may have spoken to... soon...
*activates fireblade*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 00:07:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Calm it m9.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/28 00:33:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ah, one of the imperium's gue'ron'sha. Great.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/28 00:37:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Hey zombiekilla707!
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/28 00:41:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Extinguishes blade with a surprisingly large cup of tea] Stop that.
[Returns to coughing-up clouds of glitter]
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2015/05/28 00:42:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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BC, you'll feel better soon.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/28 00:53:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Uh oh. No "heresy" here!
*Throws tarp over Xenotech*
Now... Here we have a more enlightened route. The way of the Xeno is the only way for Man to advance. By making peace with the Tau and other more peaceful alien races, we can pave a route into the future together.
If you don't agree... Well...
*Raises Gamma Pistol*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 03:32:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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::sniff:: what's that smell? Verviedi, why does your robe closet reek of moldy cheese?
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/28 09:59:52
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No! What have you done?!
*Scurries into closet and closes door*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 11:03:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Smirks and resists making a joke] [Barely]
[instead tiptoes over and jams a broom through the door handle, sticking the door shut]
[Sneaks away] [Pauses to cough up a series of ping pong balls] ...?!?
I think I preferred the glitter.
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2015/05/28 11:20:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Bangs on door*
Imperative:
Let me out! I have archaeotech to take! Worlds to conquer!
Don't lock me in here with JamesGang!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 12:43:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? JamesGang isn't in there... [Points] He's over there directing a small incursion into the-
I mean, I can't hear anything. Must be all this dratted confetti. [Taps head and showers carpet with rainbow paper] [Whistles and wanders off to find a napping spot]
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2015/05/28 12:48:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*opens door with a charge of C4*
Clear!
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2015/05/28 12:54:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ahhh!
*Blown back by the explosion and hits the wall*
Oh thank the Omnissiah...
*Looks at BC*
Now you...
*Extends mechandendrite*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 12:55:23
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 12:59:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh feth. [Hides under a chair]
Damnit, noobbomb.
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2015/05/28 13:02:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I just love blowing things up! Boom, LEVOLUTION!
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2015/05/28 14:21:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought
I... actually don't know. Help?
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Does BF4 have llamas?
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2015/05/28 14:43:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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No, of course not.
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2015/05/28 16:12:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Llamas? What is going on with llamas?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/28 16:19:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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I am surrounded by ancient Terrans, xenos filth, dark mechanicus priest, and a llama... with a bolter...
*reactivates fireblade*
Prepare to be purged!
*points at buttery Commissar*
You put out the holy flame of Vulkan again and I will crush you human!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 16:21:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Picks up chair and proceeds to thoroughly destroy it with mechandendrite array*
Please don't do that again. Or else I may have to repeat some actions the Dark Eldar do...
*Whirrs probe threatheningly*
Now you, Astartes. I do not follow Chaos. The fire of the Machine-God is present in me. Do. Not. Harm. Anyone. Here.
*Plasma torch flares to life*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 16:24:39
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 16:27:24
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 zombiekila707 wrote:I am surrounded by ancient Terrans, xenos filth, dark mechanicus priest, and a llama... with a bolter...
*reactivates fireblade*
Prepare to be purged!
*points at buttery Commissar*
You put out the holy flame of Vulkan again and I will crush you human!
*protects BC*
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/28 16:36:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?
Guess who has old things?
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2015/05/28 16:38:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Old things?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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~2800 points