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 Verviedi wrote:
*Picks up chair and proceeds to thoroughly destroy it with mechandendrite array*

Please don't do that again. Or else I may have to repeat some actions the Dark Eldar do...

*Whirrs probe threatheningly*

Now you, Astartes. I do not follow Chaos. The fire of the Machine-God is present in me. Do. Not. Harm. Anyone. Here.

*Plasma torch flares to life*

Yet you use filthy xenos technology and keep company with those creatures... Ill have to take you all to the nearest inquisitor for examining... though I abhor the Inquisition.

You'll take me nowhere!

*grabs Russian railgun from 2020*

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?

Guess who has old things?

My tolerance for the mortals and believing the idea of protecting the weak can only go so far... do not trifle with me human what secrets do you hide?

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?

Guess who has old things?

I'M NOT A BLACK GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RACIST SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Mods, I'm sorry if I broke a rule.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Picks up chair and proceeds to thoroughly destroy it with mechandendrite array*

Please don't do that again. Or else I may have to repeat some actions the Dark Eldar do...

*Whirrs probe threatheningly*

Hokay. 'Twas only joking! If you don't like it, I won't. I'm not that sort of commissar...
Though I'm not entirely sure if that's a threat or making a pass. [Unpleasant grin]

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*reactivates fireblade*

Prepare to be purged!

[Holds up hand for pause] [wanders away briefly] [Sound of vacuuming]
[Returns with fire-bucket of glitter and confetti, and up-ends it over zombiekilla]
Shush!

[Looks down] Now I have to clean up again, I didn't exactly plan this through. [Looks around for the dustpan]

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?

Guess who has old things?

I'M NOT A BLACK GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RACIST SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Mods, I'm sorry if I broke a rule.

Ork he speaks of me though it does sound somewhat prejudice...

*finds dustpan and helps BC clean up*

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?

Guess who has old things?

I'M NOT A BLACK GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU RACIST SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Mods, I'm sorry if I broke a rule.

Ork he speaks of me though it does sound somewhat prejudice...

What?!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
*Picks up chair and proceeds to thoroughly destroy it with mechandendrite array*

Please don't do that again. Or else I may have to repeat some actions the Dark Eldar do...

*Whirrs probe threatheningly*

Hokay. 'Twas only joking! If you don't like it, I won't. I'm not that sort of commissar...
Though I'm not entirely sure if that's a threat or making a pass. [Unpleasant grin]

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*reactivates fireblade*

Prepare to be purged!

[Holds up hand for pause] [wanders away briefly] [Sound of vacuuming]
[Returns with fire-bucket of glitter and confetti, and up-ends it over zombiekilla]
Shush!

[Looks down] Now I have to clean up again, I didn't exactly plan this through. [Looks around for the dustpan]

*pulls out hand flamer and burns the glitter off his immaculate green armor*

You must worship slaanesh to use such strange weapons!

*Grabs Buttery Commissar and throws him through a wall*

Traitors will never be forgiven!

Buttery Commissar! Nooo!!!!

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Hey, big black guy! You lot believe old things are best, right?

Guess who has old things?

My tolerance for the mortals and believing the idea of protecting the weak can only go so far... do not trifle with me human what secrets do you hide?

Weak? I have a gun that blows up tanks!

I don't have anything to hide, I just know what those Inquisitor fellows do!

*shoots Da Rippa at the gun that blows up tanks.*

You can't blow up guns in Battlefield, fool!

*blows up the floor Kaptin is standing on* Hey, big bald guy! An alien! You hate those, right?

I'm still alive. Even if I die, my Flash Gitz will clone me.

Right guys?

*flash gitz nod*

*speaks into headphone* Requesting cruise missile, over!

*runs out of the room and tries to find BC*

I'm outta here!

Don't worry, I'll be back.

*flash gitz trail behind me*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*shoots Da Rippa at the gun that blows up tanks.*

*Watches the orks drain his clip in all direction*

BS 2 remember?

*Chases after the ork hacking through his flash gitz*

Unto the anvil!

Hey Kaptin! [Dusts self off] [Coughing] Joke's on you Astartes, now you have a greasy buttery hand and glitter in places you'll never get it out of. That gak gets inside airtight seals, your armour's compromised as all Hell.

Hm, doesn't like his flame going out, eh? [Scratches chin] Where's JamesGang when you need something *ahem* wetting?

TheNoobbomb, stop weirdly flirting with the psychopath. Or at least buy him a drink.

[Coughs out a ping pong ball] feths sake.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Hey Kaptin! [Dusts self off] [Coughing] Joke's on you Astartes, now you have a greasy buttery hand and glitter in places you'll never get it out of. That gak gets inside airtight seals, your armour's compromised as all Hell.

Hm, doesn't like his flame going out, eh? [Scratches chin] Where's JamesGang when you need something *ahem* wetting?

TheNoobbomb, stop weirdly flirting with the psychopath. Or at least buy him a drink.

[Coughs out a ping pong ball] feths sake.

Let's get you back to the room.

*we come back*

Oh dear. I'm afraid the integrity of the Room is going to be compromised.
*Runs into private room*
*Sounds of sawing and whirring can be heard*

*Servo Skull flies out searching for BC*

[Muffled]
BC! No! Here, I'll help you!

Inquisition! Ha! I'm sure my entire fleet is under permanent watch now. I'm pretty sure I killed all of those Ordo Machinum "Puritans", but you can never be sure.

Actually, the room is indestructible. Either that, or it self-repairs

*After slaying all the flashgitz walks back in*

Psychopath? Do I look like a heretic to you?! You are covered in butter and glitter and show no respect for the adeptes astartes!

*grabs Buttery Commissar by the collar and lifts him off the ground*

You are also in league with chaos and Xenos scum! I simple came here to help you mortals escape the webway! Now I am treated with threats and glitter?! HERESY!

*looks at the tech priest*

Your traitorous fleet has already been routed and crushed by the combined forces of the sons of Russ and the sons of Vulkan! Already the magos on mars have claimed you excommunicate traitoris!

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU KILLED MY FLASH GITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait. I have an infinite supply of them.

Silly Astartes. You can't grip butter. Especially not with those nice shiny gauntlets.
[drops down, dusts self off again]

And I was under the assumption "psychopath" was pretty much a catch all term for anyone in the room...

I guess that's just how the Flash Git cookie crumbles Badrukk. Or something.

BC? My fleet? NO!

....I pledge my assets to the Tau. I authorize the complete assimilation of both star systems under my control into the Tau Empire, under the laws set forth in the Third Sphere expansion. Mankind is beyond hope. Activating Alpha-Level Conqueror protocols.

*Raises BC's Power Sword*

You will die today!

*Lunges towards zombiekilla707, attacking with every weapon at my disposal*

Hey, that's not very nice.

Violence is required in some cases.

*Puts out one arm and grabs Verviedi by the neck*

I have no time for your squabbles and empty threats! You will put down your weapons and submit!

*turn to the buttery commissar*

You need to take a bath!

Stop! Can't you at least try using diplomacy before fighting each other?