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2015/05/28 19:10:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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No, I need to keep up my Score Per Minute.
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2015/05/28 19:17:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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What even is "score per minute"?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 19:18:20
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/28 19:31:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Put down that very nice... Metal spidery man person... Or I'll be forced to put this CD on the sound system. [Holds up recovered disc]
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2015/05/28 19:43:21
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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He attacked me remember! I could have incinerated the rogue tech priest in a instant!
*Aims bolt pistol to buttery commissars head*
If you play anything corrupted by the powers of chaos... I will put a bolt round through your head.
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 19:49:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Scraps of flesh visible pale noticeably*
*Drops sword and walks away into my office*
[Rummaging sounds]
*Comes back with giant noise-cancelling headphones*
Precautions are necessary. I'm pretty sure that disk is either a memetic kill agent or a really kinky audiobook. Now... Can you please lower your weapons? I'm sure we can find some understanding. Co'Tor is fine... He's a fellow engineer. Badrukk is basically harmless. In fact, we're all fairly rational, entirely psychopathic individuals. Why don't you just deposit all those sharp, deadly, and superheated instruments of death on the coatrack, and hang around like the rest of us? I promise I won't violate you, or shoot you, or give you cancer.
*Retracts mechadendrites*
Now... I am just going to stand in this corner and talk engineering.
[Crashing sound escapes from office]
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/28 19:53:55
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 20:08:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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But.. That'd ruin my hat..
[Frisbees CD into Butter-Tank sound system and runs/skids in opposite direction]
[Room speakers start blasting [ABBA - Dancing Queen] at uncomfortably high volume]
[Door is kicked open by quite a few Dark Eldar apparent disco fans who form an impromptu rave] [With glowsticks]
[Keeps running]
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2015/05/28 20:18:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Sigh*
Well considering I have yet to be able to Vox my chapter master I guess... I am stuck.
*Finds a corner and sits*
I well not abide any warp influences but... sure... why not... I guess Ill leave the ork and Tau alone...
*Face palms*
Emperor persevere me...
*Sees the dark eldar run in with glow sticks*
Now the most hated Xenos race of the Salamanders I will not abide nor this heretical music!
*Slaughters the dark eldar and sits back in the corner tinkering with my sword*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 20:20:35
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 20:24:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I've noticed that. It seems that communications get weird in here. Just like everything else, I suppose.
*Runs over to take the dead Dark Eldar's tech*
*Louder crashing sound and door buckles massively*
Ignore that, but have meltas at the ready. Emmm... Just in case.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 20:42:12
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 20:43:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Skids to a stop] [Goes back and sits on roof of Butter-Tank enjoying the music] [Sips tea]
[Watches door as more ravers pile in, and nightclub style queue forms outside, complete with bouncers and ticket office]
This is either the most efficient or the least efficient thing I've ever orchestrated, and I'm entirely unsure which. [Shrugs, and a small amount of confetti falls down]
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2015/05/28 21:06:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Returns suddenly with a group of suped up drones*
Oh, were not fighting...
I'n not sure what to do with these drones now though.
OOC:I leave for work, and come back to two more pages, come on guys! 
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/28 21:11:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Unholy mix of Thanatar and Riptide bursts through the wall*
Just in time, my blue friend!
*Tries and fails to shut Thanatide down*
Oh... The chokehold destroyed my Cortex Controller... That's why....
*Watches as the Thanatide walks towards the ravers*
THANATIDE SMASH
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/28 21:12:46
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 21:12:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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You can always use them to kill yourself.... Make the emperor proud....
WHERE ARE YOUR MELEE WEAPONS!!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 21:18:44
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Sends MV52 shield drones to spread out and protect the group*
All drones, fire plasma weaponry!
*A hail of plasma fire pummels the riptide*
Die you follower of the damned Aun! Come to take me way have you! Never!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 21:19:13
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/28 21:24:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Actually... That would be mine...
I needed a close assault automaton, Riptides were too fragile, and Thanatar were too slow. So... Yah. Thanatide was created.
I'm pretty sure it's sentient. I couldn't be bothered to check.
*Supports drones with pistol fire*
What did you do to get in trouble with the Ethereals?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 21:39:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Apparently they don't like the funneling of blueprints and technology to the enclaves. Who knew?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 21:39:17
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/28 21:43:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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This is all very heretical...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 21:49:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Enclaves? Nice! O'Vesa and O'Shovah are some of my personal inspirations. They dared to explore and innovate, and in doing so, became much greater!
[To zombiekilla]
Oh, shush. It was technically heresy when your chapter stood up to the Inquisition on Armageddon, you know.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 22:02:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/05/28 22:03:23
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 22:06:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I consider O'vesa one of the greatest tau minds since the forming of the empire. I was found, however, and commandeered the prototype stealth craft I was working on at the time. I was thinking of heading over (if I could manage to get to a fortress station and convince them to let me in) and then this happened.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/28 22:22:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I'm taking a break, drinks are on in me for up to three of you who wish to join me.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/28 23:07:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Verviedi wrote:Enclaves? Nice! O'Vesa and O'Shovah are some of my personal inspirations. They dared to explore and innovate, and in doing so, became much greater! [To zombiekilla] Oh, shush. It was technically heresy when your chapter stood up to the Inquisition on Armageddon, you know.
Never said I agree with the inquistion but I will say that we were protecting the populace from being brainwased and sterlized... The wolves of Russ also agreed with us and we almost went to blows... with the inquisition. But you mixing mars tech with tau not only is that heretical but also affront to the Omnissiah!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/28 23:09:04
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/28 23:18:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Affront? Is the Omnissiah not the God of All Machines and would approve of what I do?
I could probably arrange transport to the Enclaves if the Room is compromised. Entirely depends on how damaged my fleets and ground forces are. Knowing the Astartes, I most likely have about 1/8th of the space power I once did.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/28 23:49:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Verviedi wrote:Affront? Is the Omnissiah not the God of All Machines and would approve of what I do?
I could probably arrange transport to the Enclaves if the Room is compromised. Entirely depends on how damaged my fleets and ground forces are. Knowing the Astartes, I most likely have about 1/8th of the space power I once did.
Your desire to meld xenos tech with mars is Huge affront to machine god!
Your fleets are all gone smashed! The wolves are very... thorough. Also hell no are we going to Enclave... even though the only honorable tau is Farsight who has a sword...
But no... We sit and wait for my chapter master tsu'gan to pick us up... then we sort out whos traitor or not...
Also also im going with Creed for drinks... Most sane human around here anyways...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/05/29 00:01:09
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Beer or cider?
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/29 00:52:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No honourable Tau? How so? Is the mathematical precision of firepower exchanges not the greatest art of war?
I always have a backup plan.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/05/29 03:34:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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And unlike most imperial forces, we offer a defeated enemy terms, instead of just slaughtering them.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/05/29 08:52:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Err, have you read any of the fluff? In Damocles, at the beginning of the gue'vesa story, he recounts how he was an officer in a defeated pdf, and the tau were walking around with medpacks, only for people who joined, with kroot eating the already dead. He said that some didn't accept, and died for the emperor, but in the end there wasn't really a choice.
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/05/29 10:41:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Switches CD system off] [Most remaining dancers disperse] [Hops off tank roof] [Sweeps up glitter and nearby debris]
[Steps inside for a shower briefly and emerges free of butter and confetti]
I believe I heard the word "drinks"... I'll bring the makings of burgers and vegetar- Actually no, just burgers. You wanna eat sawdust, you bring it yourself. [Follows CREEEEEED]
 zombiekila707 wrote:Also also im going with Creed for drinks... Most sane human around here anyways...
I thought Astartes specifically aren't affected by alcohol?
And hey! I'm perfectly sane. I just have different priorities to most commissars... If not all of them.
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2015/05/29 11:36:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You dare bash on vegetarians? Die!
*fires railgun at Buttery Commissar*
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2015/05/29 11:41:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Activates Neuroweb System Jammer*
Oh for Cog's sake. Can't we go 20 minutes without attemping to murder somebody?
I will bring cake!
*Follows CREEEED, carrying cake*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/05/29 11:42:28
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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