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I wouldn't have fething needed a fething medkit if you hadn't fething shot my fething arm off to begin with!
[Breathes]

Tea, anyone? I also have bagels, smoked cheese and what is either ham or red coloured paper.

Hey, I need to keep getting more points, man.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Stands up suddenly*
I am operating, I believe, normally.

*Stares blankly into space*

Everything looks fine, although there is some weird code added to my personality center. That is probably why I feel like standing in front of someone.

Protocol 116? I believe that's code for reconsecrating daemon-possessed equipment. Huh.

Thanks for restoring my personality and not letting me murder all of you!

*Pics up pillow and hides in office*

VERVIEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hugs Verviedi*

Marla you should just calm down a bit. Here, have a tomato.

 sing your life wrote:
Marla you should just calm down a bit. Here, have a tomato.

*eats it with glory*

Speaking of confusing fruits... Actually, you know what, never mind.

[curls up in spare armchair] [naps]

*Walks in covered in gore*

I have returned! What a weekend!

*pulls out tankard of Mjod*

So what did I miss?

I am never using anything with "stimulator" in it ever again.
My personality is also now part Shield Drone.

*Stands in front of zombiekilla*

[Raises head] Not much, thenoobbomb is a vandal, Verviedi's slightly stranger than usual, Creeeed isn't back from drinking, and I need a new coat now this one is missing a sleeve.

Ok... That's what you get more meddling with xenos tech...

*Looks down at Verviedi*

What are you doing now?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Raises head] Not much, thenoobbomb is a vandal, Verviedi's slightly stranger than usual, Creeeed isn't back from drinking, and I need a new coat now this one is missing a sleeve.

Thenoobbomb a vandal? Say it isn't so! Verviedi has been very weird...

Creed is just winning the 13th black crusade no big deal...

Absolutely a vandal. He shot a hole in the wall- [Points at now self-repaired wall] ...Oh.
Well, he also shot my arm off- [Realises that currently using said arm to point at repaired wall]
But it got better... [Gives up] [Rolls over and goes back to sleep]

*Blows up neighbouring skyscraper* Haha!

What? A vandal? Me?

Currently trying to put a Plasma Caliver on a Crisis Suit.

*Drops coolant tank on foot again*

Ow! *Fruitlessly tries to jam coolant tank into Crisis Suit's chest*

I'll need to procure a Servitor to put in this later....

I have some left over crisis armour plating.

YES!
Thank you!
*Seals hole over coolant tank*

Hang on. I need a Servitor.

Can somebody ask me a question?

What's the best way to escape a cruise missile?

I don't know? I didn't expect some form of Imperial Inqu-

*Inquistor bursts through the wall*

*Shoots inquistor in the head with tranquiliser dart and drags him off to my office*

 Verviedi wrote:
I don't know? I didn't expect some form of Imperial Inqu-

*Inquistor bursts through the wall*

*Shoots inquistor in the head with tranquiliser dart and drags him off to my office*

Emperor damn it!

*pulls out flame sword and bolter*

Verviedi buddy put the inquisitor down!!

*runs into the office after verviedi where the sounds of breaking glass and metal ring out and the sounds of a screaming pig*

Ow!

*Breaking glass*

gak, that was expensive.

OW!

*Pig slams the door shut*

DAMMIT.
++SYSTEM ERROR++

OW.

*Sound of metal on metal*

OWWWW.

*sigh*

You two gotta' sort out your problems.

*Calmly walks out with a Servitor, shoves it into the Crisis Suit, an walks back into office*

[Wakes up] Why do I feel it's best I don't ask what I slept through..? I had the strangest dream though...

[Notices servitor crewed crisis suit] Oh that's not horrifying. That's not horrifying at all... [Pushes armchair further away] [Dozes off again]

Data exload:

I summoned the Inquisition so I could make a new Servitor, zombiekilla707 tried to save the Inquisitor, he failed, my Crisis Suit is now crewed and I have a tied up Salamander in my office.

 Verviedi wrote:
Ow!

*Breaking glass*

gak, that was expensive.

OW!

*Pig slams the door shut*

DAMMIT.
++SYSTEM ERROR++

OW.

*Sound of metal on metal*

OWWWW.

Er...I'm just sitting in the corner eating my dinner.


OOC: Have an exalt.

 Verviedi wrote:
Data exload:

I summoned the Inquisition so I could make a new Servitor, zombiekilla707 tried to save the Inquisitor, he failed, my Crisis Suit is now crewed and I have a tied up Salamander in my office.

[Eye twitch] Oh by the Emperor's sainted bootcaps... are you actively trying to give me an aneurism?
Why not just order pizza and grab the delivery guy? Or grow your own servitor using one of those little cress packet things?

Why'd you have to go lick-the-battery-insane level heretic on us?

[stands up] ...Okay, Someone stole my bolt pistol, so I'm going to have to just request nicely you let that devoted soldier of the Emperor go..
Though to be fair, he is kind of a jerk-y Salamander.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Verviedi wrote:
Data exload:

I summoned the Inquisition so I could make a new Servitor, zombiekilla707 tried to save the Inquisitor, he failed, my Crisis Suit is now crewed and I have a tied up Salamander in my office.

[Eye twitch] Oh by the Emperor's sainted bootcaps... are you actively trying to give me an aneurism?
Why not just order pizza and grab the delivery guy? Or grow your own servitor using one of those little cress packet things?

Why'd you have to go lick-the-battery-insane level heretic on us?

[stands up] ...Okay, Someone stole my bolt pistol, so I'm going to have to just request nicely you let that devoted soldier of the Emperor go..
Though to be fair, he is kind of a jerk-y Salamander.

Have a phaser.

*Wall explodes*

By the blood of the Primarch! Where is HE!

*Looks at the crisis/servitor suit and pulls out combi-melta and turns it into molten slag*

Tricky son-of-a-SHEPARD!

*Tackles Verviedi halfway through his offices when a warp portal opens up (somehow) and daemons drag us in*

*as I am being dragged out* LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!

*sends some drones to pull Verviedi out*

Alright, who opened a dimensional portal!?!

Oh Omnissiah mother fething *Speech dissolves into static*

Lick the battery insane level heretic? Those Ordo Machinum scrapshunts have been trying to murder me for a while now. Pizza is expensive.

My Crisis Suit! How could you?... Oh. So that's where I left that Warp Junp Generator...