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**Verviedi**

*Unfolds from potted plant form*

*Extends mechandendrites and pulls Cog Axe out of robes*

YOU DARE INSULT MY BAKING SKILLS?

++ACTIVATING CONQUEROR PROTOCOL ALPHA++

*Joins the combat against the Inquisition, swiftly cutting a henchman in half and beheading a stormtrooper*

OOC: Write a battle report ^.^

**KaptinBadrukk**

*runs away from Verviedi*

OOC: I'm saving my camera's battery power. Sorry, no Batrep.

**zombiekila707**

*Begins laughing as four grey knight terminators barge in and stomp all over Verviedi*

*Opens another keg of Mjod and sits with inquisitors*

Cheers! To the purging of traitors!

**thenoobbomb**

*Drives around, sitting on an EOD bot*

Don't mind me...

**KaptinBadrukk**

zombiekila707 wrote:
*Begins laughing as four grey knight terminators barge in and stomp all over Verviedi*

*Opens another keg of Mjod and sits with inquisitors*

Cheers! To the purging of traitors!

YOU CRAZY, MINDLESS SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT KILL VERVIEDI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*phasers zombiekilla707*

OOC: sorry if I broke a rule, mods.

**Verviedi**

*Stasis field activates, trapping the GK Terminators inside*

**KaptinBadrukk**

VERVIEDI!!!!! YOU SURVIVED!!!!

*kisses him*

**zombiekila707**

*Stands up*

YOU DARE DEFIY THE EMPERORS RIGHTEOUS FURY!?

*Calls Loyal! Tech priest to free the grey knights*

*stops notices the inquistors leaving with grey knights in tow goes on vox eyes widen and runs out*

YOU GUYS ARE fethed!

**Verviedi**

*Badrukk gets trapped in stasis field, along with several bullets and a Crisis Suit plasma blast*

My apologies. The severe damage I have taken has triggered my emergency Phoenix Protocol. If I had known you would enter, I would have disabled the field. You will be stuck in here until the situation has stabilized.

In the event of emergency, I am capable of displacing everything within a kilometer radius to a safe location.

++INITIATING PHOENIX PROTOCOL STAGE TWO++

*Six Castellax burst through the wall and attack the Inquisition*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Finger-in-mouth whistle] [Points]
[Butter-Tank zooms along, rams through where Zombiekilla is sitting, crushing the keg and being a nuisance]

[Hands in pockets] Nothin to do with me, guv.

**thenoobbomb**

Watch out, I placed claymore landmines over there!

**Verviedi**

*Stasis field powers down*

*Raises power axe and gamma pistol, gunning down the GK terminators*

*Walks up to Imperial tech priest*

You have 10 seconds to disable whatever devices are aiming the orbitals at us, or I will show you what "heresy" really is.

**zombiekila707**

*as the inquistion and salamander leave in a hurry a wall explodes*

OHHHH YEEAAAAHH!!

*looks at Verviedi and begins maniacal laughter*

Lets see if there is any blood left in you...

**Verviedi**

*Shoots eversor in the head with Gamma Pistol*

Unfortunately my biological components require blood.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Holds out hands] Use a fething door!
I swear to the Emperor, this room would be less structurally sound than a fishing net if it weren't for whatever automatic repair system is in place.
That doesn't mean you should aim to take the fething thing apart at every given opportunity! it's a gift, not a freaking-

[Blinks at zombiekilla] What the Hell is that?

**zombiekila707**

*Dodges shot with ease slaughters the unfortunate loyal techpriest*

YOU BETTER START RUNNING!

*shoots gamma pistol out of Verviedis hand*

**Verviedi**

*Runs into office, locks door, retrieves plasma caliver from closet, and builds a barricade of office furniture*

What in the name of the Omnissiah is going on?

*Castellax take defensive positions*

**zombiekila707**

THE INQUISITION IS SICK OF YOUR S*** AND NOW I AM HERE TO PUT YOU DOWN

*Pulls out Melta bomb and chucks it into the office... Then throws another... and another... and another*

**Verviedi**

*Fills doorway with plasma bolts and rotor cannon shots*

*Meltabombs melt into the floor*

You don't say... The useless Inquisition doesn't want humanity to progress, do they... They want stagnation and slow death so they can keep their power...

*Throws rad grenade out the door*

**zombiekila707**

YOU FOOL! THE INQUISTION IS THE ONLY THING STOPPING THE XENOS? WHO BUT A INQUISITOR MADE A SUPER TOXIN THAT KILLS TYRANIDS! OR THE FACT THAT THE INQUISITION IS THE ONLY THING STOPPING US FROM BEING OVER RUNNED BY DEMONS! YOU KILLED GREY KNIGHTS! WHO ARE ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS KEEPING THE CHAOS AT BAY! YOU... ARE MY... TARGET

*Fires clip after clip into the room and picks up rad grenade and throws it back*

**Verviedi**

I have stopped the Xenos before. Who designed that toxin? A a Mehanicus adept. Who comes up with new ways to combat daemons and creates anti-daemon equipment? The Mechanicus. The Inquisition is worthless!

*Charges out door and attacks with cog axe and mechandendrites*

**CREEEEEEEEED**

*I quietly watch from my underground bunker, stroking my puppy baneblade.*
One day you'll grow up to be big and strong like all the other baneblades!

**zombiekila707**

YOU ARE WRONG! A INQUISITOR SCIENTIST MADE THE BIOTOXIN!

*Shoots the arms and legs of charging Verviedi*

OOC: Hey eversors do have full BS when overwatching!

**Verviedi**

OOC: What's the strength on a needle pistol?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sighs] [Pulls fuel cap off the Butter-Tank, dumping gallon after gallon of butter across the floor]
If you refuse to have a civil fight, without all this yelling, you shall have an even less dignified one.

[Sits on tank] [Pulls Marla up out of the way] Enjoy your extremely slippery floor, ladies.

Creed, I'm very sorry if any of that comes through your ceiling.

**zombiekila707**

OOC: Executioner pistol is combi bolter str 4 ap 5 /needle is +4 poison ap-

**KaptinBadrukk**

Whoa. Let's calm down.

OOC: the game was a draw.

**Verviedi**

Civil fight?

++ACTIVATED TERTIARY VOCAL TRANSMISSION METHOD++

I say, good chap, how about instead of this strenuous nonsense we have a duel like proper gentlemen? I suggest we take a short break for refreshments, and then we get on with the duel, good sir!

**zombiekila707**

*looks at the woman in yellow and frowns*

CALM IS A WORD I DO NOT RECKGONIZE LIKE RELAX, CHILL OR THE PHRASE "TAKE IT EASY"

OOC: you still playing orks kaptin?

**zombiekila707**

Verviedi wrote:
Civil fight?

++ACTIVATED TERTIARY VOCAL TRANSMISSION METHOD++

I say, good chap, how about instead of this strenuous nonsense we have a duel like proper gentlemen? I suggest we take a short break for refreshments, and then we get on with the duel, good sir!

*Scratches head in confusion*

WHAT!?