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2015/06/04 19:12:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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He means: have a sandwich and fight politely.
[Steps down off tank] [Skates merrily across the floor to the fridge]
There's uh, ham, turkey, someone's severed hand, peanut butter, lettuce, and some cold beef. Also condiments. And clearly, butter.
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2015/06/04 19:19:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do we have any bread, good sir?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 19:24:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Yeah, there's a breadmaker fitted in the tank engine.
Because efficiency, and also it's just kinda weird if I travel around with all that butter for no reason.
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2015/06/04 19:28:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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From beneath the floor a delighted roar can be heard.
Then the coherent word BUTTER! , and up phases the Dragon seeking buttery dipped treats. "Well buttered fresh bread is always a delight, especially with fruit jam as well!"
"Now stop this fighting, or I will swim to orbit and rip the drives out of that ship"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/04 19:37:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Which one? The Inquisition ship or my frigate?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 20:44:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Im jist quietly collecting BC's butter for my crumpets.
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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2015/06/04 21:03:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Crumpets?
*Potted plant suddenly appears in CREEED's room*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 21:03:34
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*looks at the giant dragon and smiles with glee*
HAVEN'T KILLED ONE OF YOU BEFORE! BUT IT MATTERS NOT THE INQUISITION IS GONE LEFT WITHOUT ME!! FIGURED I WOULD DIE HERE SO THEY PLANTED TONS OF CYCLONIC TORPEDOES ALL OVER THE PLANET *LAUGHS* THEY ARE ALL ON A DEADMAN SWITCH CONNECTED TO MY HEART! IN OTHER WORD IF I DIE YOU ALL DIE!
*maniacal laughter"
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 21:05:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I can arrange that.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 21:19:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No killing? What if I just punch you in the face for shouting extensively?
Before you say it, yes I do have the monopoly on that activity.
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2015/06/04 21:20:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*stabs neuro gauntlet through Verviedi stomach*
I DO APOLOGIES GOOD SIR FOR STARTING OUR DUEL A LITTLE EARLY BUT I ACTUALLY DONT EAT JUST LIVE OFF ALL THE DRUGS PUMPING INTO MY BODY!!
*Rips out part of Verviedi stomach and tries to stuff a melta bomb in the hole*
*Turns to buttery commissar*
GO FOR IT START PUNCHING ME!! I DO APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE IF I HACK OFF YOUR LIMBS AND PLAY HOP-SCOTCH THROUGH YOUR CHEST CAVITY!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/04 21:25:21
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 21:25:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Excuse me a second. [reaches under table]
[Belts Zombiekilla around the head with table-leg]
No. That is uncivil and very rude. Stop interrupting dinner with your tomfoolery.
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2015/06/04 21:39:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*kicks Verviedi away with a primed melta bomb lodged in his stomach*
YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE DONE THAT!
*Lifts table and smashes Buttery Commissar over the head*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/04 21:41:12
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 21:44:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Verviedi wrote:Which one? The Inquisition ship or my frigate?
"That would be the Inquisitorial vessel"
zombiekila707 wrote:*looks at the giant dragon and smiles with glee*
HAVEN'T KILLED ONE OF YOU BEFORE! BUT IT MATTERS NOT THE INQUISITION IS GONE LEFT WITHOUT ME!! FIGURED I WOULD DIE HERE SO THEY PLANTED TONS OF CYCLONIC TORPEDOES ALL OVER THE PLANET *LAUGHS* THEY ARE ALL ON A DEADMAN SWITCH CONNECTED TO MY HEART! IN OTHER WORD IF I DIE YOU ALL DIE!
*maniacal laughter"
"I am no ordinary Dragon, and I bathe in star fire, all you would do killing so many is make me all alone once more", sigh
Sees the violence, and while back is turned, injects zombiekilla with a strong sedative
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/04 21:46:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*burst through ceiling with Y’vahra*
*uses paralyzing blast to render everyone in the room immobile for a little while*
OK EVERYBODY CALM THE FETH DOWN!
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Oh yeah, never mind.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 21:51:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Easily flushes the sedative from his system*
CALM THIS WORD NEVER HEARD OF IT!!
*Breaks from stasis and charges the Tau laughing wildly*
OOC: Sedatives < Eversor
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/06/04 21:52:22
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 21:55:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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++PHOENIX PROTOCOL ACTIVATED++
*Everyone in the room feels a massive jolt*
*I appear in CREEEEEED's room. Zombiekilla is stuck in the stasis field where I was*
Run, Co'Tor, run!
*Activates servitor battlesuits to aid Co'tor's escape*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 21:55:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*blasts with Ionic discharge cannon instead*
Maybe this will calm you down?
OOC: not sedatives, electricity, it paralyzes you Vervi' might be immune though, as might you depending on how much of you is flesh or not.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 22:01:51
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*jumps to the side, dodging the blast*
WRRRRRYYY! WHERE ARE YOUR MARK LIGHTS!
OOC: A Eversor in fluff got shot 4 times with super haywire bullets from a vindcare and finally went down after smashing his gun... which is insane! Considering the Vindcare was 150 yards away... Everybody should read HH: Nemesis
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/04 22:02:01
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 22:02:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*to vervi*
Hah, I have a custom built XV109 Y’vahra! This thing can take death-strikes to the face!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 22:05:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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A large quantity of electricity would either short out my systems, possibly killing me, or shut me down while I attempted to charge my augmetics using the energy.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 22:07:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits up] Engh...
[Looks around] ...What fresh hell is this? [Rubs head]
And who dented my hat?
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2015/06/04 22:08:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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 Verviedi wrote:A large quantity of electricity would either short out my systems, possibly killing me, or shut me down while I attempted to charge my augmetics using the energy.
But as this is only meant to stun and paralyze, then it shouldn't be to bad, might hurt a bit though.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 22:09:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How much raw electricity is released per shot?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/04 22:14:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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No idea, probably not much more than you average socket, although the wattage, voltage, and amperage may be in differing amounts. Think of this like a wireless, short distance AOE taser.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 22:15:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Ah you are already full of drugs" grabs the eversor, and then injects him with a large syringe full of Narcan,,,a drug neutralizer agent. "That ought to do the trick!"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/04 23:06:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 shasolenzabi wrote:"Ah you are already full of drugs" grabs the eversor, and then injects him with a large syringe full of Narcan,,,a drug neutralizer agent. "That ought to do the trick!"
*Laughs wildly*
YOU REALIZE I HAVE ORGANS THAT PRODUCE THE DRUGS?
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 23:08:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Synthetic organs huh. We can disable those. Or I might have some nanobots lying around that will continually purge his system.
This is is, our greatest challenge yet, to create a sane eviscerator!
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/04 23:13:19
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Grabs Co'tor and stabs him with neuro gauntlet*
DISABLE THE TOXINS I JUST PUMPED INTO YOU!
*Looks at Verviedi*
YOU ARE VERY RESILIENT CONSIDERING I SHOVED A MELTA BOMB IN YOUR LOWER CAVITY!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/04 23:15:31
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Hey!! My baneblade just levelled up!
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iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures...
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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