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 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Well, I could always try actually calling for imperial guardsmen. I mean, if you wanted a large supply of people to stand in the way and die.
[Stares into middle distance]

Yeah bring da fight to da boyz wez always looking for a good fight!! Where are da spess marines!?

Ok, you killed a frigate. Meh. I really can't be bothered to fight the Orks in orbit.

My Servitor Battlesuits are far superior to Space Marines.

Well there was a Space Marine here, but he was all glittery and a bit of a grump... Dunno where he went.

And if you insist, fella. [Wanders over to tank to rig up vox]

 Verviedi wrote:
Ok, you killed a frigate. Meh. I really can't be bothered to fight the Orks in orbit.

My Servitor Battlesuits are far superior to Space Marines.

*Looks at the servitor Battlesuits and laughs*

You are da funniest metal ead ive seen! My kanz would crush da snot out of dem!! And da kanz are ran by grotz!!

OOC: Servitors are slow idiot machines... Space marines would kick the crap out of them even if they were grafted to a crisis battlesuit. Don't get me wrong I like fielding servitors for certain roles.

OOC: It depends. If the targeting systems remained intact then that would mean a pretty good chance to hit, and crisis suits are often equipped with plasma weaponry, whereas bolters would do comparitivly little to the suits. I'd say it's probably an even machup.

I detect no humor in my statement.

A servitor fused to a suit for extra processing power, heavier weaponry, and a jetpack is almost certain to defeat a Killa Kan. They are currently equipped with a Missile Pod on one arm and a modified Plasma Rifle on the other. In addition, the introduction of Servitors into the suits have cut costs by not requiring the long, expensive process of training a pilot.

all soon hear the "Ahem!" as the Dragon has the tank in one huge hand, and the deff dredd in the other, "I have not had toys like these since I was a wee hatchling!" he runs the tank back and forth, and he bounces the dredd on the floor. "And they seem durable enough for me not to break them!"

...gonna refill my glass, change my underwear and continue exploring White Orchard ::hiccup::

I've not been around as I've been painting my Rorke's Drift set and have finished 16 of 72 Zulu thus far, all included terrain and a fox terrier dog named Pip.... Whatever....

Gwent anyone? Ahhhh... Need more wine......

If I can't beat them.... Wait what? Killa kans and servitors are better than Spess Maureens?

Yeaaaaaaaah...... Well maybe they are.. I don't care. A rifled musket with a .68 caliber ball will rip 'em apart all the same....


Alarm sounds!

::wakes up::

Hiya James!

Greetings, James.

*Locks door to closet and hikes up robes*

I severely doubt a .68 caliber musket could penetrate the armor on a modified Crisis Suit.

*raises railgun*

This can!

You even aim that thing and you're going to be the next Servitor inside one.

I can't be turned into a servitor, once I take too much damage I just die.

The same applies to any human. Rest assured, I can certainly convert you without killing you.

Nah, I just die after a few times of getting hit.

The conversion procure does not involve any hitting.

I'm sure if he dies you just have to zap him with a lightning spell and he'll be alive again.

Fairly sure replacing body parts involves removing them!

And I can just deny the revive and respawn, anyway.

[Muffled] Mr Dragon, please stop rolling the tank whilst I'm inside it. There's absolutely nothing I can grip onto properly in here being that it's full of melted butter and pocket space.
And queasy commissar. [Sad noises]

Hi James, I'm glad you're enjoying your set. I thought of you when I was at a local wargames show recently, there was a company doing "as they were in film and as they were in reality" pairs of miniatures, including some from Rorkes Drift. When I'm less tired I'll try and remember the company, they were very sweet.
I mean entertaining. Educational. Too tired to care about descriptors.

Good evening.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Muffled] Mr Dragon, please stop rolling the tank whilst I'm inside it. There's absolutely nothing I can grip onto properly in here being that it's full of melted butter and pocket space.
And queasy commissar. [Sad noises]

Hi James, I'm glad you're enjoying your set. I thought of you when I was at a local wargames show recently, there was a company doing "as they were in film and as they were in reality" pairs of miniatures, including some from Rorkes Drift. When I'm less tired I'll try and remember the company, they were very sweet.
I mean entertaining. Educational. Too tired to care about descriptors.

"Ooops! so sorry! I had no idea that you slipped inside that thing!" stops rolling the tank around, but keeps making jumping motions with the dredd

*Stumbles in with a missing antenna, tattered robes, and burn marks all over*

Well, I successfully stole the Black Ship. Unfortunately I lost all of the warp drive propellant, but I'm fairly certain that is fixable.

*Lies down on pillow*

God those psykers were a MASSIVE pain...

++INITIATING SLEEP MODE++

Szzszzzzszzzz...

[Climbs out of tank] It's where I sleep to keep out of the way. Also why I'm generally butter-coated of a morn.

[Grins and gets creative with a marker pen whilst Verviedi sleeps] [Hands out spares]

 Verviedi wrote:
*Stumbles in with a missing antenna, tattered robes, and burn marks all over*

Well, I successfully stole the Black Ship. Unfortunately I lost all of the warp drive propellant, but I'm fairly certain that is fixable.

*Lies down on pillow*

God those psykers were a MASSIVE pain...

++INITIATING SLEEP MODE++

Szzszzzzszzzz...

You ok Verviedi?

"Hmmm, marker pens for a sleeping individual? interesting joke you plan"

 shasolenzabi wrote:
"Hmmm, marker pens for a sleeping individual? interesting joke you plan"

I'm not planning any jokes.

By the Lion and Him on Terra to what foolishness does this humor? Loyal citizens of the Imperium of Man (a thousand praises to His undying empire).. consorting with the wretched Orks? Cors fur le Dieu, this is a strange place.

[Looks up from doodling on the techpriest] ..?
Consorting? He hasn't even bought me a drink. [Folds arms]

I mean... Realistically we're just ignoring him until he gets tired. The shouty types tend to run out of steam and sit down after a while.

 Wyzilla wrote:
By the Lion and Him on Terra to what foolishness does this humor? Loyal citizens of the Imperium of Man (a thousand praises to His undying empire).. consorting with the wretched Orks? Cors fur le Dieu, this is a strange place.

If you look at my avatar, you'll see I'm not an ork anymore.

OOC: so today, I went through the 16 pages of this forum, and I found a lot of locked threads similar to the ones that are ongoing in the first page. (Eg: King of the hill, avatar room, etc.) I also found some unlocked threads that I feel like could be necroed so we could play those games/rpg's again. I'll post links to them soon.

*Sits up*

Oh, Omnissiah, that was relaxing...

*Looks down*

Why do I look like a cultist of Slaanesh?

Oh, Marla, did you know that you're wanted for "Mass Murder"? That makes two of us.