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I dunno about that one, I was busy drawing angry eyebrows and a moustache. Speaking of which, the tache is a bit one-sided because you move-

I mean- Uh...

[Slips marker into Marla's back pocket] No idea. None at all.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Sits up*

Oh, Omnissiah, that was relaxing...

*Looks down*

Why do I look like a cultist of Slaanesh?

Oh, Marla, did you know that you're wanted for "Mass Murder"? That makes two of us.

What? Who'd I murder????

Apparently several dozen "nucleogens". No idea what those are. I say it was probably worth it.

Guess your right.

"So, shall I get back to making the warp generator for my mechanistic friend? O and do not try and open the Moebial-Looping-ZPM."

Why are you making a warp Generator?

*Wall explodes*

Ize Made da warp generator! BEHOLD ITS DA BEZT TING SENSE CHOPPAS!

*Throws down strange contraption with a grot running on a hamster wheel. Waaaagh! energy develops from the device and begins to build.*

Oh no!

*phasers device*

*Device hits critical and sucks the room into the warp*

Oi! You zogging grot farmer look what you made it do!

*The Gretchen is running at sub light speed and the device seems to still be building even more Waaaagh! energy.*

EVERYBODY OUT!!!

[Wakes up] ..?

[Raises Laspistol] [Shoots the Gretchen out of the wheel, and then stamps on the small greenskin until it stops twitching]

[Rubs eyes] [Looks down] Oh. Uh. Sorry, old habits die hard.

"Oh my! bad design, good concept!" leaves with others

Well how do we get home ya git! Dat was our only warp drive you zogging grot!

*Stands in the KFF and dances*

Smash da KFF to... Then wez all gonna diez

Wait. Home from where?

You destroyed our teleporta warp drive you zogging grot! Now I gotz to make a new one or we stuck in da warp! Not much a painboy but maybe I can fix dis grot.

*Begins to operate on the grot... looks grim considering he has been shot and stamped on till he was a green paste.*

Holds up a shiny device that has openings that allow a glow. parts slide around, and it is the a good size, about watermelon sized. "Here we go, a Transversal warp generator capable of punching a star fort through across the Galaxy"

*Stops staring into space*

Sometimes I wonder how any of this makes any sense whatsoever.

What is that screaming noise I hear?

*After a hours of operating there is no hope of reviving the grot*

Youz killed him humie! I cants bringz him back!

*Gets on knees and begins slamming fist on the ground*

Damnz youz he hadez a lives and youz killed him!! Damn youz! Damn youz all to hell!!

*Extends mechandendrites and throws welding torch to ZK*

...We can rebuild him. We have the technology!

[Rubs temples] Nnngh. Why is the angry green cockney shouting?
It's too early for this. Or late. Or whatever time it is.

*Begins working with Verviedi on the six million "teef" Grot*

Sqiugg Boo, slave grotling. A grot Beaten (unjustly) by humiez. Boyz, wez can rebuildz him. wez haz da technologyz. Wez havez the capabilityz to build da worldz first bionic grot. Squigg Boo will be that grot. Better than before. Better strongerz, fastaz.

Is it going to be stamp-proof?

"Sad about the little fella, but as for this transversal warp generator, just be careful, it is powerful , and may be a bit cranky"

*Adminsters final shock with defibrilator and the Six Million Toof Grot sits up slowly*

So, what do we do with him?

Target practise? [Takes aim]

"Okay, here it is, be very careful with it." Hands Vervierdi the device

 Verviedi wrote:
*Adminsters final shock with defibrilator and the Six Million Toof Grot sits up slowly*

So, what do we do with him?

Wez send him off to do grotz stuff...

*Slaps Squigg Boo over head*

Getz up yea git! Youz got work to do before I throwz you into da shokk gun!!

Everyone okay?

I appear to have turned blue, and my nose is missing.....

Wait.

I have figured out that if I plug myself in and set myself to sleep mode, I will not blow every fuse in the building.