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Wait, you imperials still use fuses? I mean, circuits that tripped would just be sad, but this is just hilarious!

I didn't design this place. It's woefully out of date.

My office, however, is converted to run on fusion power.

You fools have managed to get us stuck in the warp. Stupid metal heads, monkeigh, greenskins, anime fan samurai.....

"Well, I guess I will leave the warp generator I made on this work table. Maybe the tech priest will appreciate it later when he wakes."

*Suddenly wakes up and walks over to workbench*

...It's beautiful... I can see the light of the warp... The colors that cannot and will not be named... You are blessed by the Omnissiah, to have created such a wonderful engine of transportation!

*Manipulates tiny lever on the generator*

*The room jolts and seems to plunge infinitely in a split second before normality reasserts itself*

That's... What, the 10th planet we've destroyed just by existing?

*Scurries off to my office and places generator in a void-shielded stasis vault*

In case of needing it in the future.

*Uses power sword to retrieve a skin cell from shasolenzabi and sets it into the genoreader*

*Repeats action on myself and Co'tor*

Now.. Only the most responsible of the beings in this room may access that sacred device...

*Suddenly switches back to sleep mode and connects to wall*

[Stops taking pot-shots at the gretchen]

Hm? Nap time? I think I agree.

[Curls up on sofa] [Pulls down cap and goes to sleep]

*wakes up*

Good morning.

The independent kingdom of Ylisse wishes you a good morning.

 Verviedi wrote:
*Suddenly wakes up and walks over to workbench*

...It's beautiful... I can see the light of the warp... The colors that cannot and will not be named... You are blessed by the Omnissiah, to have created such a wonderful engine of transportation!

*Manipulates tiny lever on the generator*

*The room jolts and seems to plunge infinitely in a split second before normality reasserts itself*

That's... What, the 10th planet we've destroyed just by existing?

*Scurries off to my office and places generator in a void-shielded stasis vault*

In case of needing it in the future.

*Uses power sword to retrieve a skin cell from shasolenzabi and sets it into the genoreader*

*Repeats action on myself and Co'tor*

Now.. Only the most responsible of the beings in this room may access that sacred device...

*Suddenly switches back to sleep mode and connects to wall*

The scales are a tough obstacle even for a power sword, "Here, s genecode sample for the lock is best I take it myself". Hands it off from the tip of his glimmering claws.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*wakes up*

Good morning.

*looks in the sky and frowns*

You Humies and da morning! Well no more! Squigg Boo bring me the planetary lifta gun trigga deal!

*The planet is then towed out of orbit by the ork fleet into the darkness of space... so no more sun... no more morning.*

OOC: Happens in the fluff

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*wakes up*

Good morning.

*looks in the sky and frowns*

You Humies and da morning! Well no more! Squigg Boo bring me the planetary lifta gun trigga deal!

*The planet is then towed out of orbit by the ork fleet into the darkness of space... so no more sun... no more morning.*

OOC: Happens in the fluff

"That will not do" Activates his own personal field for space flight, sheers the cables, and warps the planet back to it's orbit.

"There, I like it this way" and gives the Ork a meaningful stare.

[Lifts hat] Zombiekilla, I do believe you iz muckin' about. Pack it in right 'n proppa before I 'as to come over there and 'ave words.

[Rolls over and goes back to sleep]

But why! Da humies always gawking at da sun!

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Lifts hat] Zombiekilla, I do believe you iz muckin' about. Pack it in right 'n proppa before I 'as to come over there and 'ave words.

[Rolls over and goes back to sleep]

*Frowns. Throw Six million teef grot on buttery commissar who begins scratching and biting the buttery commissar*

Please stop throwing these grots about.

*Static*

*Turns into potted plant*

Why must we always fight?!

It's usually the only good way to solve problems.

 zombiekila707 wrote:
But why! Da humies always gawking at da sun!

"It is one of their few pleasures in the drab lives, they are miserable otherwise unlike the Orks who always have fun and enjoy the way things are in the Universe"

 Verviedi wrote:
*Static*

*Turns into potted plant*

Why must we always fight?!

*shrugs*
Orks are made for fightin and winnin

*runs over and picks up potted plant and begins to run in circles waving the plant around*

Gah! [Holds the six million teef grot at arm's length until it stops kicking and biting] [Sits it down and gives it an orky themed colouring book, a copy of the Beano and a sandwich]

[Points at Zombiekilla] Rude.

[Goes back to napping]

*Takes potted plant and makes a shoota out of it*

I amz a geniuz!

AHHHHHHHH!

*Unfolds from potted plant, several of my parts have random gun components sticking out of them*

You swine!

*Extends mechandendrite*

*phasers Zombiekilla707*

"just stun him, please, no need to be over violent."

Hm? In all fairness he was showing independent, creative thought and making a thing. We should encourage that sort of behaviour.

...He just shouldn't use other residents of the room to do so.

Have a workbench, Zombiekilla. There's some in the corner. Just stay away from my tank, and Verviedi's... Verviedi.

[Sits on sofa and joins in colouring-in]

Hm...

*Places dismantled Sentinel on zombiekilla's workbench*

Do what thou wilt.

Wot? I was just makin a shoota...

*shuffles feet. Then races over to work bench*

Iz makin stuff! Squigg Boo you are needed!

[Looks up] [Ushers grot off the sofa] Go do a thing, I'll pick up the slack on the colouring.

Hold up. [Makes tea] [Sends some with the grot] [Hands some to a passing drone for Verviedi and sing] [Has no idea how Tau or dragons like their tea served] [Makes more anyway]

*Walks into corner with teacup*

*Unholy shrieking noises and sounds of arcing electricity*

*Turns around, tea is completely gone*

Delicious!

*Returns to sticking forks in outlets*

:::Runs into room peeing on Verviedi's robe:::

:::dashes out of the room not a moment later to the shock of all who were witness to the grand event:::