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2015/06/22 17:13:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 zombiekila707 wrote:*wakes up to the sound of gunfire*
-Hmmm... Where is my cat?-
*Slowly gets up and conjures up a throne made up of objects from the sea*
-Guess ill cause all the humans to seizure and die-
*shrugs*
You can't kill me, I'm human-Ktarian.
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2015/06/22 17:13:37
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/06/22 17:21:39
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2015/06/22 17:18:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 shasolenzabi wrote:"Now, now, don't go killing people randomly, that is in poor taste!" says curled up Dragon of space. "Besides, if you do things right, no one will know if you did anything at all." chuckles
-I have no response to that either... But I will spare all of you if... you join my cult... we have cake!-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 17:22:02
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote: zombiekila707 wrote:*wakes up to the sound of gunfire* -Hmmm... Where is my cat?- *Slowly gets up and conjures up a throne made up of objects from the sea* -Guess ill cause all the humans to seizure and die- *shrugs*
You can't kill me, I'm human-Ktarian.
*stares at kaptinBadrukk causing seizure and insanity as she screams in babbling horror she desperately tries to find away to end her life by smashing her head on the concrete floor at the last moment I look away...* -Still a weak willed mortal- *shrugs*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/22 17:22:16
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 17:23:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-this is funny to me you will be spared-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 17:24:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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THROW THE CHESSE! *throws cheese from cheese tank at zombiekilla707.
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2015/06/22 17:32:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 e.earnshaw wrote:THROW THE CHESSE! *throws cheese from cheese tank at zombiekilla707.
*tank bounces off beer belly* -This also amuses me-
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/22 17:32:41
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 17:36:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Runs to battle barge fills it with cheese to make it a 8 km long chese tank rams it a terminal velocity at your face.
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2015/06/22 17:37:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...
*Throws spare robe over BC*
*Dozens of servo-skulls with medical instruments fly over to BC and Badrukk*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/22 17:38:10
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/22 17:55:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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e.earnshaw wrote:Runs to battle barge fills it with cheese to make it a 8 km long chese tank rams it a terminal velocity at your face.
*pulls out strange looking orb*
-Azathoth I choose you!-
*Azathoth uses EAT THE GIANT SPACE SHIP CAUSE I AM THE SIZE OF A SMALL SOLAR SYSTEM---- ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 18:05:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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++ALPHA LEVEL WARP ENTITY DETECTED. DEPLOYING COUNTERMEASURES.++
*Fire extinquisher foam covers everything within 70 feet*
++DEPLOYING AURAL COGNITOHAZARD 10111010...++
++COGNITOHAZARD DEPLOYMENT CANCELLED...++
++ACTIVATING AEGIS SYSTEMS...++
++Clearance Accepted - OMEGA BLACK Level++
++AEGIS FAULT ERROR++
++Send memory dump?++
++Memory dump not sent.++
++Reloading OS - Windows 95++
++While initializing device IOS: Windows protection error. You need to restart your computer.++
++Reloading OS - Windows 95++
++While initializing device IOS: Windows protection error. You need to restart your computer.++
++Reloading OS - Windows 95++
++While initializing device IOS: Windows protection error. You need to restart your computer.++
++Reloading OS - Windows 95++
++While initializing device IOS: Windows protection error. You need to restart your computer.++
++INFINITE LOOP DETECTED. RELOADING FROM BACKUP...++
++Reloading OS - Windows 95++
++OS Loaded. Aegis Programs at 98% Stability.++
++WARNING. SEVERE BREACHES IN SPACETIME DETECTED. CEASE ALL PHYSICAL ACTIVITY AND AWAIT MEDEVAC.++
++Override - Level OMICRON RED deployed++
++Normality reasserted++
NEVER. I MEAN NEVER do that again. Do you have any idea what you just broke? You broke EVERYTHING. Put the tentacleball away right now or else I swear the next thing my mechandendrites will be analyzing will be your MUCOUS MEMBRANES!
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This message was edited 4 times. Last update was at 2015/06/22 18:19:41
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/22 18:25:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*waves good bye to Azathoth*
-Empty threats from a tin man-
*Causes all the metal on Verviedi to rust in a instant*
-You are now rust man-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 18:32:43
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Full of holes, on fire, and confused] [Sees approaching servoskulls and panics] [Is covered by robe]
[raises hand and points]
...That- that isn't how you make cheese.
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2015/06/22 18:46:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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He uses Windows 95? Hahaha!
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2015/06/22 18:49:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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IT IS NOW!
PREPARE THE CHEESE TITAN!
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2015/06/22 19:01:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Blows a healing smoke over all inflicted on by Cthulhu looking Zombiekilla. They heal.
"Do we really wish for a God level fight?"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/06/22 19:08:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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God level fight?
*64 Psy-Servitors enter the room*
*Temperature drops and the Clockwork Plague begins to affect Zombiekilla*
Now, why won't you stop murdering people, or else I'll show you a REAL God?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/22 19:16:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-You are a fool rust man begone! Your attempts of poisoning will have no effect on me I am beyond such mortal problems-
OOC: sorry to play the most OP thing in the universe but nothing the imperium has can kill Cthulhu... only way to even hurt Cthulhu is to attack it right when he is summoned (summoning sickness).
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/06/22 19:21:46
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 19:18:32
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Do you know Slaanesh?
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/06/22 19:22:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Slaanesh? Me and her/he/it have mad beef-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 19:28:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Good. She's been trying to kill all of our gods whilst raping our souls for a long time now.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/06/22 19:32:23
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Is that you guys? Yeah I say her at a elder god party total  Blabbing about how she is eating souls of a whole race. And how she is so young and pretty... Can not stand her...- -You know she made fun of my belly! I love my belly... -
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/22 19:33:26
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 19:36:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sits up amidst servoskulls, trying not to scream]
Gettemoffgettemoffgettemoff...
[Passes out again]
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2015/06/22 19:36:49
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Why do love your belly? It doesn't seem to be anything special to me.
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/06/22 19:39:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Its a stasis thing, hard for mortal races to understand... I also worked hard on it! You know how many stars and planets I had to eat to get this figure... alot.-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 19:45:00
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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So you're C'tan? Those ancient lizard people said the C'tan were a huge bunch of omnicidal douchebags which we were supposed to kill.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/22 19:46:28
DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/06/22 20:04:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Not C'tan we are older then them... Most of us are chaos made flesh... I guess... You know I never questioned where I came from... meh does not matter kinda made to end the world and wake up my mom and dad...-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 20:09:59
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I am not using Imperial weaponry...
*Sighs after looking at BC*
Some people...
*Recalls skulls, which nest on the ceiling*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/22 20:28:01
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*pats Verviedi head*
-Buttery Commissar is just having trouble with looking at me... most mortals become babbling idiots when they stare at me... and my belly... which begs the question tin man how are you not sitting in your own waste and screaming in terror?-
*shrugs*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/22 20:38:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Its because he hasn't had a rectum in 50 years. *retreats into the shadows, laughing maniacally.*
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 iGuy91 wrote:You love the T-Rex. Its both a hero and a Villain in the first two movies. It is the "king" of dinosaurs. Its the best. You love your T-rex.
Then comes along the frakking Spinosaurus who kills the T-rex, and the movie says "LOVE THIS NOW! HE IS BETTER" But...in your heart, you love the T-rex, who shouldn't have lost to no stupid Spinosaurus. So you hate the movie. And refuse to love the Spinosaurus because it is a hamfisted attempt at taking what you loved, making it TREX +++ and trying to sell you it.
 Elbows wrote:You know what's better than a psychic phase? A psychic phase which asks customers to buy more miniatures... 
the_scotsman wrote:Dae think the company behind such names as deathwatch death guard deathskullz death marks death korps deathleaper death jester might be bad at naming?
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at the butter tank loads special ammo into hand flamer hoses down inside of tank 
