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Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 zombiekila707 wrote:
 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 zombiekila707 wrote:
*wakes up to the sound of gunfire*

-Hmmm... Where is my cat?-

*Slowly gets up and conjures up a throne made up of objects from the sea*

-Guess ill cause all the humans to seizure and die-

*shrugs*


You can't kill me, I'm human-Ktarian.


*stares at kaptinBadrukk causing seizure and insanity as she screams in babbling horror she desperately tries to find away to end her life by smashing her head on the concrete floor at the last moment I look away...*

-Still a weak willed mortal-

*shrugs*


However, the Holodoc brings me back to life! One might say I never died!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Wakes up] [Blinks] You mean to tell me, that I'm considered abnormal, if I wake up surrounded by pieces of several dead people and find the experience somewhat unnerving?

"Here, wounded person, have some animate corpse sections to look after you..." [Shudders]

[Looks up at zombiekilla] [Shrugs] You should have met my Drill Abbot.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

-You all failed your sanity rolls so your all insane to help deal with this I have a fantastic video for you all...-




KITTIES WILL REIN SUPREME!

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I'm somehow not crashing or going insane when looking at you. I believe you are one of the few things actually compatible with Windows 95.

In addition, my entire excretory system was surgically removed and replaced with chemical analysis systems and several interface ports. All biological waste produced by this one, if I decide to eat, is teleported into a space by my integrated teleporter.

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

-Windows 95 Is just a elder god so it all makes sense-

*sits back on throne conjures series of supernovas to the neighboring star systems, and enjoys the show*

OOC: anyone watch that video its only 30 seconds but it lasts a lifetime...

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

You're just making a wild assumption that I was sane as a base point.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: Watched it. Facial expression did not change.

Oh, zombiekilla...

I don't actually know what planet, or even galaxy this room is in. The entire room got stuck in the warp this one time, and I had to displace it away from some Cyclonic Torpedoes... So you may have just pissed off the Xeelee or something. I don't know.

*Wanders off towards Co'Tor's R'Vana, duct tape, a gloom prism, and the Six Million Toof Grot in tow*

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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

OOC: Not supposed to be funny. Supposed to teach you that no matter what you do in life... it will never be as cool as that video...

*Eats Xeelee or something*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stretches and gets up] [Goes to get changed in badly charred tank] I think the world has had enough of bathrobe-issar for this lifetime.

[Muffled screaming]

[Comes out very respectably dressed] [Closes hatch]

Why is there a thing in my wardrobe..? It tried to dress me.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Sorry, I am old enough to not be insane by looking at you as I have looked upon so much in a very long existence. But that video now makes me want a truckload of kitties to eat to make up for all of this from you."

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

OOC: The Xeelee are more overpowered than Cthulhu. They use galaxies as bullets.

!!!

*Runs into wardrobe to retrieve dressing-servitor*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Kicks wardrobe door shut behind Verviedi] [Shoves pipe through doorhandles]

We're not learning...

[Goes outside tank for a smoke]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Eastern edge

"I do try to advise folks to avoid the trouble causing choices, but they still insist on that way!"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Holds out hands] It's just part of a demonstration. [Grin]

Verviedi claims he's not capable of being driven insane, yet, "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
That's twice so far I've managed to lock him in a closet.

I can't actually remember the outcome last time, I'm sure it was fine. [Twitches]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I have next to no idea what you mon'keigh's are going about right now.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

++Accessing Memories...++

Zombiekilla let me out.

You assume that I was perfectly sane before being augmented and taking the Archimedian Oath.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

What does the Archmedian Oath say?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

It is an oath stating that you will follow the Universal Laws of the Adeptus Mechanicus and venerate the Machine-God until the end of your life.



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

I see.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I prefer the law of the jungle.

   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

The law of the Old Ones is a lot better than the law of the jungle.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

The what now? Go back to wherever old people go when they stop working!

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I might be extremely old by the standards of you Mon'keigh's tiny lifespans, but I am far more powerful than any of your kind could ever hope to become.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Don't make me laugh! You're a girl! Girls suck at videogames!

   
Made in us
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Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Don't make me laugh! You're a girl! Girls suck at videogames!


DON'T BE SEXIST!!!

OOC: Mods, as usual, I'm sorry if I broke a rule.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

It's not sexism if it's true! You'll just ruin the game for the rest of the team by, I don't know, trying to take an Objective we already own!

   
Made in us
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Illinois

 thenoobbomb wrote:
It's not sexism if it's true! You'll just ruin the game for the rest of the team by, I don't know, trying to take an Objective we already own!


Oh, believe me: I know many girls who are good at videogames.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe


thenoobbomb wrote:Don't make me laugh! You're a girl! Girls suck at videogames!


I'm a Eldar Farseer. We don't play video games at all.


KaptinBadrukk wrote:
 thenoobbomb wrote:
Don't make me laugh! You're a girl! Girls suck at videogames!


DON'T BE SEXIST!!!

OOC: Mods, as usual, I'm sorry if I broke a rule.


OOC: I'm pretty sure complaining about people being sexist is not against the forum rules.

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Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

How old can you Eldar live to?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

 Verviedi wrote:
How old can you Eldar live to?


OOC: About 100 times that of humans seems about right to me.

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