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2015/06/23 15:40:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote: thenoobbomb wrote:It's not sexism if it's true! You'll just ruin the game for the rest of the team by, I don't know, trying to take an Objective we already own!
Oh, believe me: I know many girls who are good at videogames.
For girls, maybe.
Hahahahaha!
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2015/06/23 15:42:30
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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please stop disrespecting women, or I'll have to use my psychic powers.
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2015/06/23 15:43:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...
*Shoots thenoobbomb*
OOC: That seems right. Eldrad was very young in the Horus Heresy, but still a respectable Farseer. 10,000 year lifespan?
I believe high-ranking Mechanicus adepts could theoretically live that long, given constant replacement organs and upkeep.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 15:48:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Hey! I wanted to do that! 
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2015/06/23 15:50:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I shoot gamma ray bursts from my pistol. You shoot ninja stars. You can have next turn.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 15:53:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Man down, man down!
*respawns*
Play the objective, don't just shoot people! I bet you're a girl as well!
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2015/06/23 15:55:25
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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Objectives? I thought this was just a standard kill them all game.
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2015/06/23 15:56:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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See, this is exactly what I'm talking about!
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2015/06/23 15:59:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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With my level of augmentation it would be impossible to tell which gender I was.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 16:00:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Probably a girl, seeing that you're team-killing!
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2015/06/23 16:01:07
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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You're not on my team.
* Casts Smite on Noobbomb, breaking all of his bones with mind bullets*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/23 16:01:41
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2015/06/23 16:09:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You can't cast spells, because that isn't realistic! *pumps 200 bullets through sing your life*
Learn to play m8
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2015/06/23 16:19:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Do I have to break out the probes?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 16:24:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*wakes up to the sound of gunfire*
-Cthulhu wants to rest!-
*Shoots black lightning into thenoobbomb and sing your life transforming them into monkeys*
OOC: irony for the eldar 
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/23 17:09:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Nope, just the wardrobe. [Jazzhands]
[Settles on sofa] Man, it's warm today. Makes me sleepy as heck. [Pulls hat down over eyes for shade] [Naps]
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/23 17:27:22
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2015/06/23 17:34:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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* Invun saves all the spells and bullets*
I don't think a Deliberator zap to the leg healing hits from tank gun shells is realistic either.
*Opens up a portal to the warp sucking everyone else in the room in*
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2015/06/23 18:05:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Still stuck in the closet*
Guys?
*Looks through peephole at portal*
G-guys?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 18:14:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Drags everyone out of the warp*
-What you think this is eldar?! YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME !?-
*goes back to the portal comes back out dragging by the hair 5 or 6 keeper of secrets*
-She is all yours you monsters-
*keeper of secrets attack the eldar, I go back to my awesome throne and sleep*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/23 18:14:21
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/06/23 18:16:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up] Oh, feth.
All bets are off! [Yanks pipe out of cupboard handles] Even I'm not that unusually mean.
On second thought... [Takes pipe and beams Sing your life around the back of the head with it] Bad! No transdimensional crisis during siesta time! Or do you need me to call your parents?
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2015/06/23 18:19:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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 Verviedi wrote:*Still stuck in the closet*
Guys?
*Looks through peephole at portal*
G-guys?
STAND BACK!
*blasts door open with phaser*
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2015/06/23 18:26:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Hmm, interesting weapon. Seems to be energy based, but much stronger than the handheld laser weapons other humans use.
*starts muttering in t'au while examing it*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/23 18:33:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You know what's interesting as well? MY BAYONET!
*stabs Co'tor Shas*
I JUST UNLOCKED THE BIPOD FOR MY KNIFE!
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2015/06/23 18:41:33
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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OW!
*medical drone starts applying healing synth to wound*
Dammit, this armour is meant to protect against radiation and other problems while building, not knives! That hurts! Right in the fabric part too!
It's a good thing I made those healing nano-droids recently, or this would have meant surgery.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2015/06/23 18:42:59
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/06/23 18:45:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Snaps fingers] [Opens up scoreboard and deducts several points from Thenoobbomb for assaulting a friendly target]
[Notices sing's new "friends"] I chose a very poor time and place to stand. [Straightens hat] [Drops pipe and takes up bolt pistol]
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2015/06/23 18:51:12
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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* Is assaulted by Slaanesh Daemons and sends out a telepathic distress call*
* An Eldar strike force jumps put from the Webways and assaults the Daemons and the people in the room*
P.S Macha's parents are dead.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/06/23 18:52:10
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2015/06/23 18:53:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*Throws a medkit towards Co'tor Shas*
Here's your medkit!
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2015/06/23 18:58:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Sigh*
*Summons Clockwork Angel, which solos the KoS*
Thank you for letting me out!
Oh! Co'Tor! I fixed your R'Vana to be a psychic null!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/06/23 19:04:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I can fix things, too! *Grabs blowtorch*
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2015/06/23 19:10:52
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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So you're going to stab someone and then immediately try to heal them? Truly the human race has sunk low.
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2015/06/23 19:13:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Well, it turned out he was on my team?
Wait, you aren't , right? *shoots with SPAS-12*
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