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''This trooper hopes that order can be reinstated now that a commissar who is not 73% butter is present''

Et tu, Bob...

And I'll have you know I'm all commissar! It's just an expression!
Except when I'm actually covered in butter... But that's only for special occasions these days.

 Bobthehero wrote:
''This trooper hopes that order can be reinstated now that a commissar who is not 73% butter is present''

I like your attitude, soldier!

*gives you a spare bolt pistol*

''Master commissar has given trooper 5-6-93-7 designation Bob a bolt pistol, trooper 5-6-93-7 designation Bob is freeeeeee''

*digs a spare place for the commissar in his trench*

...You're both ridiculous.
[Curls up on sofa and goes back to sleep]

*Approaches the group carrying a dead guardsmen over his shoulder* Did someone request a mercenary? We Kroot will fight, for a price.

We didn't, but the Eldar race is fine with having a Mon'keigh to do our work for a time.

 Bobthehero wrote:
''This trooper hopes that order can be reinstated now that a commissar who is not 73% butter is present''

...can we shoot the buttery guy? I bet he stole my jeep stuff!

Actually I stole all your primitive jeep stuff.

...Oh.

*presses detonator, C4/Jeep Stuff blows up*
+100 Kill

*gets hit with a tiny bit of explosion fire and dies*

Guys... I just got promoted!

*Deadringers and removes Macha disguise*

I think not.

*backstabs Noobbomb*

And I took your little tags too!

*respawns*

I did get promoted! I got PROMOTED! *cheers*

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Bobthehero wrote:
''This trooper hopes that order can be reinstated now that a commissar who is not 73% butter is present''

...can we shoot the buttery guy? I bet he stole my jeep stuff!

What is it with you and trying to get me killed lately?
And what's a jeep?

[Watches explosions and murder] ... I'm not dealing with this on a Monday. [Pulls hat down and goes back to sleep]

It's not Monday.
*shoots at Buttery Commissar with MP-412 Rex*

Mine's better.

*headshots Noobbomb with the Ambassador*

*gets revived with defibrillator*

Overpowered! DICE pls remove!

''Slug throwers are messy business *cradles his hellgun*''

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Bobthehero wrote:
''This trooper hopes that order can be reinstated now that a commissar who is not 73% butter is present''

...can we shoot the buttery guy? I bet he stole my jeep stuff!

There will be no shooting of sanctioned imperial officers.
Xeno assassins on the other hand...

Good thing I'm not here for assassin work, right? Hehe, guys?

*Hides behind rocks*

*Throws incendiary grenade towards rock*

 Selym wrote:
There will be no shooting of sanctioned imperial officers.

And I'm always one of those words at any given time. [Folds arms]

[Looks at hole in sofa] Damnit, thenoobbomb. Right in the leather... Can't you do something constructive? Build something? Even that trooper over there has a hobby. Albeit one that's wrecking the floor.

Sycthe swings down from the shadows cutting tnb in two parts.
I have a hobby its murderizing people like tnb.
Stamps on tnbs twiching corpse finishing him off.

Sycthe swings down from the shadows cutting tnb in two parts.
I have a hobby its murderizing people like tnb.
Stamps on tnbs twiching corpse finishing him off.

*Gets revived with defibrillator, again*
*Starts repairing sofa with blowtorch, which surprisingly actually works*
+60 repairing
Repair Ribbon

 e.earnshaw wrote:
Sycthe swings down from the shadows cutting tnb in two parts.
I have a hobby its murderizing people like tnb.
Stamps on tnbs twiching corpse finishing him off.

Imperial or Heretic?

Well in my time isstvan III isn't till next Friday soooo..... who knows which wave im going down in?

*Limps away from melted rocks*

You have a good throw, perhaps it would be good for my future kin to have such a trait, hmm?

''Xeno! *opens fire*''