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**2BlackJack1**

Wait, hold your fire! What good is a dead xeno when it can help kill other xenos?

**Buttery Commissar**

Aye. Pack it in, guardsman, he's not doing anything wrong.

[Stretches] [Pulls out phone] Anyone for pizza? I think I earned enough from renting out the tech priest as a jigsaw puzzle to cover that and some ammo.

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Aye. Pack it in, guardsman, he's not doing anything wrong.
.

Objection! That xenos was blocking my view of the horizon.
Good work, trooper.

**zombiekila707**

*Crawls from the nearby ocean*

-Did someone say pizza?-

**e.earnshaw**

No you dont get any. Im fed up of you geting all the food mine.... mine.... MINE!

**thenoobbomb**

I do believe he's the god over here, though.

**CREEEEEEEEED**

Piiza+drink=good time Count me in.

**zombiekila707**

-I don't understand why we cant share e.earnshaw.... No Matter! YOU CAN EAT IT ALL!-

*Waves hands. When from the skies a tight beam of pizza slices head straight for e.earnshaw, and with a violent jolt, his helmet flies off from his head then his mouth is forced agape by unseen hands! The tight beam focuses into his mouth forcing its way into his belly to the point that his armor can no longer fit his bulk! Writhing in agony for a couple minutes as the beam of pizza keeps coming down with a sudden sound of rending metal and the popping of flesh e.earnshaw explodes...*

-Its just been revoked! I mean... finger on throat means death!-

**Co'tor Shas**

Oh, a kroot! I've always liked the kroot, good warriors, and not afraid to get their hand dirty.

**Selym**

Co'tor Shas wrote:
Oh, a kroot! I've always liked the kroot, good warriors, and not afraid to get their hand dirty.

Implying that Kroot have only one hand. I knew the Primer was accurate about something!
Men! This is yet more proof that we humans are superior! What is the point in only having one hand, when having two allows you to wield a pistol and eat pizza at the same time?

*eats a slice of pepperoni pizza*

**Bobthehero**

''Huzzah! *forces down pizza in his feeder pack*''

**2BlackJack1**

We do indeed have two hands, although I shamefully admit I only have 4 fingers. But that's besides the point.

**Selym**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
We do indeed have two hands, although I shamefully admit I only have 4 fingers. But that's besides the point.

So how do you non-verbally insult people at mid-range?

And does that not impair your grip on weapons?

**Buttery Commissar**

Ah, calm down. [Hands Selym a beer]

And thank you zombiekilla for the light dinner entertainment.
...Put him back now please, before someone has to clean that.

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Ah, calm down. [Hands Selym a beer]

I'm going to assume you mean for us to drink when we're off-duty...
*stashes the beer into a fridge*

**zombiekila707**

-Only because you gave me that blanket BC-

*Waves hands, e.earnshaw "pops" into existence*

-Now I heard talk of beer... Bring it to so I may render judgment!-

**Selym**

*hands you several gallons of India Pale Ale*
"British Standard", I'm told.

**Co'tor Shas**

*sigh* I never was very good at gothic.

And out grips on our weapons are fine, two thumbs mean extra grip, although it does mean that human weapons are a bit uncomfortable to hold, and vice-versa.

**2BlackJack1**

We have different grips on our weapons, but scissors can be very frustrating, and as to insulting others non verbally, Kroot use other gestures such as the feathers or quills that cover our bodies to make points. Similar to some of your Terran birds.

**Co'tor Shas**

Or you can just get back at them by turning your pheromones up to full blast. I have never smeeled anything stronger than that, and I was in the new alien biology task group for a while.

**2BlackJack1**

Ah, that works quite well also. Much better than any middle digit in a human hand may do.

**shasolenzabi**

"Hmmm, Pizza and good beer works for me!"

"Now for all to enjoy it, they need to be whole and alive."

BTW Not the European winged Dragons, but a five finger/toes version of this

**Buttery Commissar**

Selym wrote:
I'm going to assume you mean for us to drink when we're off-duty...
*stashes the beer into a fridge*

...??? [Puzzled face]
[Mutters] Fething fun police.

[Opens own bottle and leans on wall] And that's stout, it doesn't go in the fridge.

**shasolenzabi**

"I do like Stout as well, and most German Beers"

**Co'tor Shas**

I don't partake in alcohol myself, it detracts too much from they mind for my liking.

**thenoobbomb**

Alcohol = less kills

Or so Colonel 100 said...

**Buttery Commissar**

S'nice sometimes, to be able to relax and care less about a few things.
But I'm no fan of getting riotously drunk. For one it requires far more effort than I'm prepared to put in to a relaxation activity.

[Swigs] That bloody resident tech priest kitted me out with a bionic liver that (he said) means I can't get drunk. Although he did also say that I could control it, given time...

[Looks at bottle] [Concentrates] [Slides down wall until sitting] Oh feth. Thish wazza a terribabble idea. Aheh.

**e.earnshaw**

Ooc im changing my avatar soon what should i be?

**Selym**

OOC:

e.earnshaw wrote:
Ooc im changing my avatar soon what should i be?

The physical embodiment of GW's thought process.

IC:

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Although he did also say that I could control it, given time...

That's what he said to me during surgery after I took a bolt-round to the crotch.
He stared at me the whole time.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Keels over laughing]
w-wait, what wazza bolt pishtol doing anything near your... [incomprehensible hand gesture] to begigigi- to shtart with? Man, fore-play hash changed a lot... [Giggling]

ooc: Inquisition or a SoB?