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Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Behind you

Hes my pet dragon if hes the void dragon i put him in the caves under mars. Oh and cuthulu you can have presidency on any world but terra if you turn all tau to trees.
   
Made in gb
Jealous that Horus is Warmaster




Behind you

Hes my pet dragon if hes the void dragon i put him in the caves under mars. Oh and cuthulu you can have presidency on any world but terra if you turn all tau to trees.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Double post? That calls for a double sapping!

*puts elctrosappers on the Emperor*

"Spy's sapping mah Empra!"

-Malcador the Sigalite

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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 sing your life wrote:
Double post? That calls for a double sapping!

*puts elctrosappers on the Emperor*

"Spy's sapping mah Empra!"

-Malcador the Sigalite

*Executes you*

Hands off!

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Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"I can assure you all, I am a free agent" Goes back to puttering with something.

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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

* dodges attack and disguises into a smaller version of himself*

Oui, don't be cruel! I'm just a harmless little French boy, honest.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*carries a box filled with C4 inside*

Oh... hi.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

bonjour thre Rossbeouf.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Oui oui baguette non.

*places box of C4 on the ground and puts a claymore in front of the door*

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Stops running] [Watches TNB] What are you up to now..?


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I'm fortifying the objective!

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Alright, what did you do now?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I learned how to put claymores down, and I also learned how to give ammo so now I don't have to shoot everyone in the room at all times just to defend the objective.

*points to crate of C4*
You can apparently take Jeep Stuff out of it yourself!

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

But if you do that, then nobody can open the door, or leave. [Twitches]
And if someone comes in without realising... Oh, Gods...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Well, at least the objective'll stay ours!

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

What objective?

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

...Objective Dracula? This room?

   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

This room is an objective? I can't see what's so tactically important about this room...

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I can't, either, but it is.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*Electrosappers objective and lights a new cigarette*

Gentlemen.

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Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Why did you put that on a flagpole?

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Clearly it was an instrument of the red team.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks at door] Well this puts a damper on my evening plans, I was going to invite guests over... [Sighs]

Hm... [Examines low window] That'd do. [Climbs out]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Red team? You mean our enemies?!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*an entire platoon of guardsmen burst into the room*

*BOOM*

Whoops. I should stop leaving the vox channel open.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*sighs*

*plants new claymore in front of door, and near the window*

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
*sighs*

*plants new claymore in front of door, and near the window*


I should hire you as a demolitions expert.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

..you mean I'll get paid to do these things?

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

You'll get five ration packs per week, an allocation of water, a lasgun and all the explosives you need to get the job done.

And a squad of sappers. 50. They were recruited yesterday.

And are as expendable as ammunition.
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Will I get a hat if I agree work for you?

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