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2015/07/01 15:29:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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...I can agree to that.
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2015/07/01 15:48:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sneaks back in through opposite window] [Sounds of clinking under coat]
[Looks around] [Holds window open for handful of female guard]
[Slinks off to butter-tank with group] ... [Closes hatch]
[Sounds of giggling]
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2015/07/01 15:50:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*puts several SLAMs on and around the butter-tank*
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2015/07/01 15:59:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*To Sing*
You can get a helmet with optional gas mask...
What are your skills, sing?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/01 15:59:42
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2015/07/01 16:00:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*Hands you 15 meltabombs and 5 Det-Packs*
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2015/07/01 16:01:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Tank shakes off mines like a wet dog, flicking them all over] [Then trundles away a few metres]
[Muffled] Stop interfering with my tank you little bastard! It's imperial property! [Opens hatch] Do you mind? We're trying to watch an informative video in here. [Pulls streamer out of hair]
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2015/07/01 16:59:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I wondered what you were doing in there all the time. I guess it's probably best that I didn't scan it. I shudder to think what I would I see.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 17:19:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Heroic Senior Officer
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''Wait, gasmasks are optionnal? This trooper is confused.''
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2015/07/01 17:32:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Jealous that Horus is Warmaster
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Walks in shouldering through wall.
what im not scorching my armour on a clamour.
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2015/07/01 17:34:03
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh, for... I'm a morale officer. It's my duty to raise spirits. There's hardly anything sinister happening.
[Holds out hands in frustration] [Appears to be wearing rainbow nail polish and a pair of handcuffs attached to a broken piece of piping]
Now these fine troopers and I are simply watching a film about the benefits of equine friendship, and the application of such experiences as a moral lesson. After that we're going to learn how to correctly- [Blinks]
Help. [Is hauled back inside] [Hatch closes]
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2015/07/01 17:34:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ah, you obviously haven't seen how badly most of your army is equipped, their helmets don't even cover their faces.
Our standard combat or recon helmet comes equipped with built-in air filter, and re-breather. I might be able to upgrade your's if you like.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/01 17:37:36
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 17:41:36
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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They're optional if you don't mind breathing mustard gas.
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2015/07/01 18:56:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Several female troopers vacate butter-tank, wave farewell cheerfully, and leave via nearby window]
...Guys, you forgot to turn the video off. Guys? [Panicked clanking noises]
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2015/07/01 19:10:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*sigh*
I guess I have to help you.
*clambers into tank*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 19:41:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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You realise you livestreamed all of that, right?
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2015/07/01 19:52:54
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Is handcuffed to heating pipe, fully clothed at back of tank whilst Netflix loops Rainbow Horse Cartoon (tm)]
Thank the Emperor! ...The rainbow horses. They made me watch all of it. [Pained grinning] [Eye twitch]
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2015/07/01 20:30:27
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*turns off tv and cut through chain with micro-plasma cutter*
There we go, all better
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 20:45:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Better!? He was happy letting the madness seep into his mind! By the elder gods I hate tau.-
*Turns co 'tor Shas into a pile of gelatinas flesh*
-Like I said When I become president I will make sure all tau are put to the sword and all there sympathizers! VOTE CTHULHU 2016!!-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/01 21:20:16
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Oh dear. Cthulhu, that was rather mean.
[Emerges from tank, radiating Love and Tolerance]
[Looks up at Cthulhu] ... [Pats his foot] Please uh, try and be nice? After all, Co'tor would be about 10% of the voting public in this room...
...being this nice is painful.
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2015/07/01 21:37:05
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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If someone could scoop me into a bucket or something, that would be great. And then I can figure out how the feth I'm still alive.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 22:47:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Carefully places Co'tor into a bucket] [Carries bucket to medical bay] ...I'm afraid it's really not my area, but surely someone here will have a solution. [Hands over bucket and is shoo'd away]
Ick. I'm feeling overwhelmed by good vibes...
[Wanders over and hugs thenoobbomb] [Cuddles Bobthehero] [Confused by resulting squeaking noise]
[Hugs the deactivated verviedi] [Attempts to hug e.earnshaw but is foiled by sticky floating letters] ... [Can't find sing your life] [Hugs Selym when he's not looking] [Zones-out whilst patting at the tassels on Selym's epaulets]
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2015/07/01 23:09:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I think it's going to take a bit more than what we have here to fix this. The real question is if my DNA has remained unchained, because if it has, we could have some real problems.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/01 23:51:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Can't find sing your life] [Hugs Selym when he's not looking] [Zones-out whilst patting at the tassels on Selym's epaulets]
What the...
That's kinda nice, actually.
*has a sit-down*
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2015/07/02 07:34:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*Defibrillates BC as he gets hugged*
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2015/07/02 11:07:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Regains senses] [Looks around] ..! [Carefully stops patting] [Straightens hat and walks away in an attempt at a dignified manner]
...Y'all saw nothing.
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2015/07/02 11:32:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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That's right. I saw nothing.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/07/02 11:35:43
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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That's because you weren't here, Ork.
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2015/07/02 11:37:35
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Oh yeah. So what did I miss?
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/07/02 11:48:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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I got promoted from "Baneblade Guy" to "Commissar", Cthulu arrived, the Emperor said "HI", and tnb got a platoon of my men exploderised.
I then hired him as my demolitions expert.
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2015/07/02 12:24:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Hmmm, tiny bucket of blue goo formerly co' tor , time to un-punish him." touches tip of a claw to the goo, and out pops reconstituted Co' Tor Shas.
"There much better, now you can move about again!"
"Now as for the issues of too many troopers, I can deal with that in one gout of fire which is sun level heat."
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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