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Selym wrote: I got promoted from "Baneblade Guy" to "Commissar", Cthulu arrived, the Emperor said "HI", and tnb got a platoon of my men exploderised.
I then hired him as my demolitions expert.
Good job.
OOC: I really like this song.
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
Thank you dragon, I like Co'tor much better as a not-pudding.
Speaking of which... [Helps Co'tor step out of bucket] [Cleans it out thoroughly and takes it to the kitchen, whistling]
[Stops midway] Wait. You hired TNB?! After the amount of times he's tried to kill nearly everyone here, and repeatedly blown up a (peculiarly unique, but imperial) Leman Russ?
[Eye twitch] [Returns to smiling cheerfully and making the pudding]
Buttery Commissar wrote: Thank you dragon, I like Co'tor much better as a not-pudding.
Speaking of which... [Helps Co'tor step out of bucket] [Cleans it out thoroughly and takes it to the kitchen, whistling]
[Stops midway] Wait. You hired TNB?! After the amount of times he's tried to kill nearly everyone here, and repeatedly blown up a (peculiarly unique, but imperial) Leman Russ?
[Eye twitch] [Returns to smiling cheerfully and making the pudding]
He's an asset now. He has skills. Some L337. Some not so L337.
Buttery Commissar wrote: Thank you dragon, I like Co'tor much better as a not-pudding.
Speaking of which... [Helps Co'tor step out of bucket] [Cleans it out thoroughly and takes it to the kitchen, whistling]
[Stops midway] Wait. You hired TNB?! After the amount of times he's tried to kill nearly everyone here, and repeatedly blown up a (peculiarly unique, but imperial) Leman Russ?
[Eye twitch] [Returns to smiling cheerfully and making the pudding]
He's an asset now. He has skills. Some L337. Some not so L337.
Hey! I'm a very skilled person! My skill rank is like, 90!
Don't forget to mention a particular Kroot arrived.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
Also Cthulhu is now running for president, that may not actually be the Emperor, and I keep bursting into moments of euphoria due to over-exposure to horse cartoons...
Buttery Commissar wrote: Also Cthulhu is now running for president, that may not actually be the Emperor, and I keep bursting into moments of euphoria due to over-exposure to horse cartoons...
[Puts pudding in oven]
Cthulu is running for President?
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
[Puts on commissariat oven gloves and retrieves baked pudding] [Serves into bowls] [Serves two portions into bucket- sized bowls for Cthulhu and the dragon]
[Wheels out trolley and hands everyone a bowl each]
[Smiles] It's bread and butter pudding. It's like sweet French toast meets with cinnamon and currants, with a little crunch and a custardy quality towards the base.
It's also hot as feth, so watch your mouths. [Remembers dragon] ...present company excepted.
-Yes I am running for president and I assure you I will actually do some things to better the future of... Man/fishkind! Also once you join my party I guarantee that all the xenos will be eradicated! And you will also mutate and be able to breath underwater! Pretty neat! think about it guys!-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
-Don't insult my vice presidents grammar! Glad to have your backing emperor we on campaign trail in a couple days so pack your bags! We got to do a media annocment that you are now vice president... So keep the scandals to a low... you know what I mean... having sex with many women and impregnating them with blank babies is a no-no!-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
...Um. I am not super enthused about mutating. In fact I'd go so far as to say I really don't want to, and that's an awful idea.
Gah. [winces] F-feth! [Winces more] Apparently after several hours of exposure to Rainbow Horse Cartoon, I'm incapable of being negative without experiencing discomfort.
Xenos is a matter of perspective. Technically, you are a xeno to humanity Cthulhu, so either you will purge yourself or purge humanity because they are xenos to you. And I doubt my kin are of a greater threat than the Armless One in the Great Eye.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
2BlackJack1 wrote: Xenos is a matter of perspective. Technically, you are a xeno to humanity Cthulhu, so either you will purge yourself or purge humanity because they are xenos to you. And I doubt my kin are of a greater threat than the Armless One in the Great Eye.
*Smashes 2blackjack1 again*
-WRONG! I am not "Xenos" xenos by its definition means "stranger" I am no stranger to the human race! Honestly humans are xenos because I was here long before them....
Filithy Kroot-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Selym wrote: *BLAMS a path through Cthulu's intestines, and escapes*
*Calls in my Baneblade buddies*
EAT CANNONFIRE, DAEMON!
*BANEBLADE DAKKA*
*Black lightning shoots from hands hit Selym and his baneblades causing all the troopers and crew to turn on each other in insanity. Selym vision blurs as his mind finally gives up! With a twich of the eye he collapses dying from a aneurysm in the brain!*
-Its just been revoked-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
