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Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You are most certainly hacking now.

*reports noobbomb to Gabe Newell*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I don't hack, you're just bad at this game.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

*kicks down door*

Huh? Who's cheating at muh games? Someone confess now, or I'll have to put episode 3 back another year.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Macrostubber swings around and shreds SYL*

...Oh...

*Looks at red mist*

I'm sorry! Don't kick down doors, it registers you as a threat...

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 14:49:42




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Should've spent the time he wasted eating playing Battlefield.

   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

You can't hurt me, I'm a real person and you're just a fictional character. Now stand down or I'll retcon you into a pony.

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

I'm out of ammo. Some idiot decided that I could only ever have enough ammo to shred one person.

*sigh*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

I've got plenty of ammo.

*rips Verviedi apart with minigun bullets*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

You don't have anything to say about me.

I'm on Origin, which has better customer support than that Steam of yours.

*throws ammo box filled with infinite ammo of all types towards Verviedi*

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Minigun bullets bounce off of Tau alloy body and absolutely shred robe*

*Two bullets hit patch of skin on left thigh and I fall over*

TNB, you have just created the most OP thing possible.

*Macrostubber fires and INFINITE RIVER OF BULLETS hits SYL in the face*

*Pushes self into sitting position using mechandendrites as makeshift legs*

And now... FEEL THE WRATH OF MY HOLY WEAPONRY!

*Fires grav rifle with one hand and gamma pistol with the other on full auto, joining the Macrostubber's river of bullets*

*Bullet casings begin burying everyone near me*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/07/08 15:20:33




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 sing your life wrote:
I've got plenty of ammo.

*rips Verviedi apart with minigun bullets*
If fictional characters can't hurt you, then you cannot harm Verviedi.
"There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. Only an idea.
Ideas are bullet proof."
- V (for Vendetta)

[Finds tank] [Sits on top and reads book]

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 15:27:46



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*spits bullet cases around him*
+100 kill
+10 headshot
+100 kill
Multikill
+100 kill

   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Comes out of workshop, carrying a large, mountable machine gun. Begins carefully dodging the firefight to get to his Knarloc*

How many days can we go before everyone starts trying to gun each other down?

*Climbs onto Knarloc and mounts the gun while shaking his head at the shooters*

On the other hand though, the meat I caught won't last forever, and this Knarloc does eat an awful lot.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

How DARE you even TRY to kill Matthew Ward? I will nerf down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy me. And you will know my name is the the WARD when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Teleports back in the room... lowers hands*

-Oh... No Azathoth... Well this is good news my presidential campaign will not be in danger after all... -

*steps on Matthew Ward*

-Oh sorry ultramarine fan boy I didnt see you there...-



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 Matthew wrote:
How DARE you even TRY to kill Matthew Ward? I will nerf down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy me. And you will know my name is the the WARD when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!

MATTICUS WARDICUS

I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR HAIRY-

*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*

YOU PIECE OF-

*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*

UTTER BUCKET OF-

*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*

DIIIIEEEEE!!

*fires several more times, reverses into an enormous catapult, and flings myself ta Matthew*

FLY ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH MY SWORD!

*superfluous sponson fire*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 19:55:50


 
   
Made in gb
Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Stop that! The source engine can only take so much action on screen at once and it's silly too.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 19:58:20


DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

AAAAAARRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

*lands on Matthew with a sickening crunch*

WAAAAARD!!!!!

*starts doing doughnuts over the body*
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*Sleeply wanders out of workshop tea in hand*
*Glances around*
*sigh*
You people are insane.
*wanders back into workshop*

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/07/08 20:35:35


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*reverses over Matthew's body, swaps the hull gun for a heavy flamer, and starts incinerating the remains*
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Ruining perfectly good meat. Oh well, I really didn't want that DNA anyway. I'm perfectly fine having my descendants not froth at the mouth when someone criticizes Ultramarines.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Matt Ward? and other nonsense? that's it"


This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/09 23:58:09


"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*puts the lascannon back in place*

Right. Tech-priest. Whatever you do, don't bring him back to life.
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*wanders back out now wearing toolbelt*
*sleeply opens up selym's tank and crawls inside*
*starts tinkering*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 20:58:16


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Looks at the smoldering remains of Matthew Ward*

-I feel like causing madness and terror-

*Resurrects Matthew Ward and makes him into a perpetual*

-HAHA SUCK IT!-


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

OH EMPEROR DAMN IT!

NOW I HAVE TO DO THIS ALL THE DAMN TIME!!

*somehow does a wheelie over Matthew's spine*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 21:32:27


 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*most of the leman russ' engine gets chucked out the back and hauled over to a scrap pit by drones while the sounds of a plasma generator whirs to life*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 21:40:49


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Pulls out every single gun on my person*

*Fires everything at full auto at GabeN*

*Begins tossing particle flares*

I. Will. Break. This. Engine. You will DIE for what you have done!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/08 21:44:06




Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

What the... Now, wait just a second.
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

*the leman russ begins to float*

Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
 
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