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If fictional characters can't hurt you, then you cannot harm Verviedi.
"There's no flesh or blood within this cloak to kill. Only an idea.
Ideas are bullet proof." - V (for Vendetta)
[Finds tank] [Sits on top and reads book]
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*Comes out of workshop, carrying a large, mountable machine gun. Begins carefully dodging the firefight to get to his Knarloc*
How many days can we go before everyone starts trying to gun each other down?
*Climbs onto Knarloc and mounts the gun while shaking his head at the shooters*
On the other hand though, the meat I caught won't last forever, and this Knarloc does eat an awful lot.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
How DARE you even TRY to kill Matthew Ward? I will nerf down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy me. And you will know my name is the the WARD when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!
Matthew wrote: How DARE you even TRY to kill Matthew Ward? I will nerf down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy me. And you will know my name is the the WARD when I lay my vengeance upon THEE!
MATTICUS WARDICUS
I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR HAIRY-
*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*
YOU PIECE OF-
*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*
UTTER BUCKET OF-
*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
*fires the battlecannon at Matthew*
DIIIIEEEEE!!
*fires several more times, reverses into an enormous catapult, and flings myself ta Matthew*
FLY ME CLOSER! I WANT TO HIT HIM WITH MY SWORD!
*superfluous sponson fire*
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Ruining perfectly good meat. Oh well, I really didn't want that DNA anyway. I'm perfectly fine having my descendants not froth at the mouth when someone criticizes Ultramarines.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
*most of the leman russ' engine gets chucked out the back and hauled over to a scrap pit by drones while the sounds of a plasma generator whirs to life*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote: Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote: Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote: Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.