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Did I forget to mention long lived eldritch beings are ALL mad?
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
[Sticks head out of office] ... [Sees screens, carnage and terrified tank]
[Wanders out holding borrowed small flamer] [Stares hard at Cthulhu and torches his fluffy blanket to ashes without breaking eye contact]
All I ever did was try and serve drinks and and cheer people up.
Yes, what are you doing on top of my head? Dragons are prickly with our spikes, spines, and dorsal blades! But yes, I can get pretty upset and break out the dirty stuff when i need to!
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
Buttery Commissar wrote:[Sticks head out of office] ... [Sees screens, carnage and terrified tank]
[Wanders out holding borrowed small flamer] [Stares hard at Cthulhu and torches his fluffy blanket to ashes without breaking eye contact]
All I ever did was try and serve drinks and and cheer people up.
[Throws flamer to Selym] Go nuts.
*catches the flamer*
*white steam and a loud whistling noise comes out of ears, and face goes red*
I.
SEE.
HERETICS.
*runs over to tnb, bashes his head in with a rock, kicks him to the dirt and flamers him*
*runs over to shasolenzabi, climbs up his neck, shoves the flamer down his throat and detonates it*
[Collects Amasec from bar] [Flills mouth] [Sprays it and lights the spray, torching the various shoggoths eating the butter-tank] [Watches shoggoths scramble away into various corners, screaming and on fire]
[Looks at state of tank] Oh, Hell. [Pats tank] [Gently reaches into maintenance hatch and pulls out cabling] [Engine stops and lights extinguish] Sorry, hun.
[Sits down beside tank and lights a smoke] [Drinks rest of the Amasec]
*Black lightning leaps from hands hitting Buttery commissars tank when suddenly it grows strange arms and legs and many eyes it immediately gets up and scrambles over to me where it slowly melds into the fleshy membrane of my leg*
-You destroy my blanket I Take your tank!-
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Leave the Tau alone! I should have known a walk through heresy of becoming a daemon wouldn't be enough to make you realize the folly of your kind. Xenos aren't the threat, unless you count Cthulhu as a xenos. Which, technically you should, but other, more common xenos are fine. BC, a little help with this one?
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
...! [Starts running] [Tackles Selym to the ground and throws heavy bolter to one side] [Attempts to hold him still]
Come on now... When I said go nuts, i didn't mean literally.
[Spots what's happening with the butter tank] ...!! [Stays sat on Selym] Fething damnit Cthulhu, I'm not re-drawing my entire avatar. Put it back, you already killed it.
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-Selym you are a champion of me... Wait! I mean... the emperor and... I.. I.. Oh hell with this weird stuff/magic I will imbuing you with stuff/magic from the emperor.. AND! he said.. keep doing what your doing cause its... good.. Wait! I.. mean great-
*Imbues selym with "holy" power making him into a perpetual*
-Destroy the traitors! and Buttery Commissar hate to see you redraw you avatar so here...-
*Rips chunk out of leg and tosses it at Buttery Commissars feet. After the fleshy membrane dries it breaks away showing a the buttery tank in it original form*
-DONT SAY I AM A KIND GOD CAUSE I WILL DENY IT AND KILL YOU!!-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden
Hmmm, slightly metallic tasting, just enough fire to catch the heat, but now it is my turn
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
Stage Four of the Phoenix Protocol is to send copies of my personality to every single unshielded piece of technology capable of sustaining me within range.
This was the only thing I could find.
*Swivels towards Co'Tor*
I must admire your EM Defense systems.
*Floats in front of Selym*
Just in case...
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
It will be ok boy. We can get you to a med bay and patch you up, you'll see.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
