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2015/07/10 18:13:30
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's too hot for tea, Selym. [Sits on floor in shadow cast by by floaty tank] [Fans self with hat]
I'd take off my jacket, but l don't want thenoobbomb to shoot me for indecent exposure again.
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2015/07/10 18:25:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*I threaten a passing guardsman with a gun, demanding that he have a cup of tea*
*guardsman flips me off*
*guardsman gets run over by the tank*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/10 18:25:57
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2015/07/10 18:34:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-What the hell selym I make you immortal and all you do is drink tea I want you WAIT! ... I mean the emperor wants you to slaughter all these xenos and heretics!-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/10 18:40:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I guess I will take that.
*Drags bodily remains under tree. Passively begins chewing on a snapped bone.*
This helps a little, I should put some in a doggy bag for the knarloc.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/10 18:53:40
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/10 18:44:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 zombiekila707 wrote:-What the hell selym I make you immortal and all you do is drink tea I want you WAIT! ... I mean the emperor wants you to slaughter all these xenos and heretics!-
Oi! One cannot execute heretics without a good cup of tea in one's system!
And sadly, this brand of tea is the worst thing I've ever tasted!
*dumps a load of boiled water onto another passing guardsman, gets out of the tank, and storms off in a huff*
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2015/07/10 18:46:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fountain sounds pretty good. I don't like the look of that body. It's a bit... Squicky.
*Drags mess of electronics into the middle of the room with forcefields*
*Begins to build something*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/10 19:58:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Alright then, fountain it is
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/10 20:03:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Hostile MAV, watch out!
*opens fire on Verviedi*
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2015/07/10 20:04:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Comforts smouldering guardsman and gets him to a medic]
Selym! Stop abusing your position.
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2015/07/10 20:15:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shield blocks the bullets*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/10 20:26:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*gets the general to deploy EMP*
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2015/07/10 21:24:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Stop! Aside from Verviedi not being a MAV, you'll kill Selym's tank. Also I have no idea what it does to augmented individuals or half of co'tor's workshop.
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2015/07/10 21:29:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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-Hey guys how are things? Thenoobbomb still being annoying?-
*smashes thenoobbomb underfoot*
-WE will be OK for a couple minutes... wish we were playing on hardcore mod...-
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/10 21:36:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, I would die instantly with no escape possible due to losing all of my offsite backups, BC would probably have a seizure but not die, I trust in Co'tor's EM shielding, and Selym's tank would probably cease working.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/10 21:40:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*my tank's engine suddenly detonates*
Well feth.
OOC: Time for a new avatar
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/10 21:41:23
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2015/07/10 21:55:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Verviedi wrote:Well, I would die instantly with no escape possible due to losing all of my offsite backups, BC would probably have a seizure but not die, I trust in Co'tor's EM shielding, and Selym's tank would probably cease working.
[Wanders into Butter-Tank] [Emerges with half a dozen wire mesh racks and hammers them into a faraday cage with a hatch big enough for Verviedi]
...I own a lot of hats, okay? [Looks at feet]
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2015/07/10 22:01:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Fountain is done, just don't fall into the dimensional portals for the calls when making calls.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/10 22:04:48
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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And some think little to no tech is a bad thing. Try our life style, unless you're in a warsphere, that EMP is practically useless.
*wipes last remains of corpse away*
I guess I should find something productive to do while they try to do what they can for my Knarloc.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/10 22:23:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I recommend putting on a tinfoil hat just in case.
*Floats into cage*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/10 23:55:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Thanks for the Stout! Supplies were looking pretty grim.
My gaming partner has been busy and my future game partner is only two so I've been hitting up the PC gaming lately. Plus it's summer and it's humid most days here in wonderful New France Jersey. So nothing gets painted these months.
What have I missed? Something about the age of shi.....taki mushrooms
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/07/11 00:35:15
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Comes out of workshop*
Alright, I made a device that will attract all sentient drones too this place so I can disable them!
*thinks for a second*
You know what, maybe this wasn't such a smart idea after all.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/11 00:49:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*A dark cloud appears out the window*
I say, what's that humming noise?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/11 00:54:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Notices view from window] ... [Hands JamesGang the keys to the bar]
Night, all. [Climbs inside Butter-Tank and bolts the hatches from the inside]
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2015/07/11 01:01:38
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Everybody, please make their way into my workshop! That will save most of you from being hit by what appears to be thousands of drones, and protect you from the subsequent massive EM burst that should disable them.
I think.
You know, I really should have thought this through...
*starts running*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/11 01:02:28
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/11 01:47:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Time to use my fire to eliminate the swarm
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/11 02:07:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Shield drone drops to the floor with a clatter and I come striding out the door to my office*
*Bows clumsily to Co'tor*
Found it! The intended occupant is quite angry, but I'm sure that's just a result of not usually having your body remotely controlled.
*Readies scatter laser*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/11 02:11:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Fire-beam swathes through the swarm, igniting all it touches or is within five feet of
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/11 02:23:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*comes out of office carrying strange device over shoulder*
Alright then! And Vervi' shouldn be immune to this too!
*aims devise at drone swam*
*A massive EM blast hits the the swarm, causing those hit to deactivate, spiral out of control, and occasionally explode*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/11 02:47:25
Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/11 04:17:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Breath blast beam last longer than that, cuts down another swathe of drones.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/11 04:55:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Well, that worked better than expected! Let's do it agi-
*device explodes*
*flies across room*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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