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2015/07/11 06:39:42
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Now I am usually one to make dangerous devices.....Blast the last of the swarm.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/11 08:40:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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...you think standing on me will kill me? Wrong!
*EMP is deployed*
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2015/07/11 09:12:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Sound of hatches unbolting] [Butter-tank starts back up]
[Emerges from hatch looking frazzled]
Emperor alive, you people make a lot of noise. Some folk need to sleep, you know...
... [Jumps out of Butter-tank and scrambles to help Co'tor back up]
There we go... I've had worse nights, honestly.
[Sees EMP deploy] Oh fe-
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/11 10:22:49
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2015/07/11 09:15:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I love the smell of EMPs in the morning.
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2015/07/11 13:23:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Drags BC behind shielded door and goes out again*
*Dumps many, many scatter laser shots into the swarm*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/11 16:23:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*still slightly dazed*
Well then, that was not supposed to happnen
*climbs in XV109*
On the other hand, this EM emitter should not explode.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/11 20:39:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Once the drones are finished off, what do you want to do with the ones I did not turn to ashes?
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/11 22:17:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*bursts into the room*
Wassup mah Homies!
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2015/07/11 22:39:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I would apprectiate it if you kept twenty or so for me. I am going to experiment with copying portions of myself to multiple drones, with a central computer having the "real" me on it.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/11 22:46:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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And I can certainly use the rest. Scrap parts, and those that survived can be wiped and have a different AI installed.
*blasts away with EM discharge cannon*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/11 23:25:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up] ...? ...
[Opens door] [Walks past commotion and locates thenoobbomb] [Repeatedly slams his head into the wall until he stops moving] [Spits] [Walks away]
[Looks at Selym] ...Not my circus; not my monkeys. [shrug]
[Sits down on tank with mug of tea and reads quietly]
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2015/07/11 23:42:28
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Wakes up] ...? ...
[Opens door] [Walks past commotion and locates thenoobbomb] [Repeatedly slams his head into the wall until he stops moving] [Spits] [Walks away]
[Looks at Selym] ...Not my circus; not my monkeys. [shrug]
[Sits down on tank with mug of tea and reads quietly]
*attempts to cuddle you*
I missed you!
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2015/07/11 23:55:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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..? [Is cuddled] ..Let's be honest, in my line of work. I don't get to be picky.
....You can stop now.
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2015/07/12 00:00:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*spews a little*
I'm done. I just feel like spreading the love.
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2015/07/12 00:09:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Aw come on, I'm not that bad! [Mildly offended] And I just washed this jacket!
[Squints] ...Hang on. You're not an owl-bear, are you.
What exactly did I just agree to?
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2015/07/12 00:24:53
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*Blasts the remaining drones and hops out*
Well, that went better than expected!
*sends some drones to collect and sort the pile of disabled and destroyed drones*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 00:59:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Hiccup...... Apparently.... Hiccup.... Wonderful cover is granted when you are bombed out of your gourd and knock over all the whiskey barrels onto yourself. That buttery guy .... Hiccup..... He's the greatest!
Who summoned the flying metal frisbees of death? I'm should shove a tomato up your arse!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/07/12 01:47:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Oh my! BC has cooties now! Hugged by a Great Unclean one like that.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/12 01:53:46
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*discreetly sends drones to search and destroy all nearby tomatoes*
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 02:29:46
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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What is wrong with tomatoes?
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/12 02:37:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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I've nothing against tomatoes, but I'd rather they go in the right way.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 02:53:22
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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*disappears in cloud of smoke*
OOC: avatar change, and I have just the thing. I'd even say it's purr-fect.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 02:57:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wait, what? [Tilts head and looks at Selym] Oh... That's what he is? So that stuff all down my jacket is... [Puts head in hands] I'm really not very good at my job lately.
In my defense, even as a morale officer, I'm not exactly inundated with hug requests. [Rubs back of neck]
...? [Continues rubbing back of neck distractedly] ...! Anyone else feeling kinda ..uh.. itchy? [Cough] No?
[Curls up on sofa for the night]
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2015/07/12 03:14:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I'm not even going to start with that Unclean One. On the bright side, it's the nicest type of daemon out of them all, but it isn't my first choice as a companion. Granted, my first choice is stuck in a medical facility right now, and now isn't the time to be choosy.
OOC: Is the cat avatar from something specific Co'tor? If it is, it's slipping my mind.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/12 03:28:03
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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So, while my other shards are reprogramming those twenty drones, I guess I'll move into somewhere more subtle.
*Wraithlord looks confused and wanders back into office*
*BC suddenly feels something... different in his mind.*
Don't worry, I'll only be in here for a while, and I've disabled the part that allows me to monitor your brain activity.
(Through speaker in the corner)
Who was taking hug requests?
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/12 03:29:48
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/12 04:41:17
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Ooh, we're doing hugs? Well that's paws-ativly delightful.-
OOC:she's Ms. Fortune, from Skullgirls. I'll see if I can post the whole picture later, but I'm on my phone right now.
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 04:41:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I'll pass on that one. Anything that touched anything under the ownership of Nurgle is something I wouldn't mess with using a 45 1/2 foot pole.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/12 05:03:26
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard
Catskills in NYS
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Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
kronk wrote:Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
sebster wrote:Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
BaronIveagh wrote:Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
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2015/07/12 06:47:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Me!
*reaches out for a hug*
*an intestine falls out*
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2015/07/12 09:00:39
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wakes up] ...? Wzzt. [Is being hugged again] [Internal screaming] Well, um, th-thank you... [Wriggles free]
[Scratches self again] I think I'm going to take a shower, on an unrelated note. [Cough] I feel a bit weird...
[Steps into butter-tank] [Sounds of showering] [Emerges shortly after in clean uniform with damp hair]
[Realises] ..Verviedi? You know what, you can't do a worse job at this than I've been doing. [Scratches] Knock yourself out. Figuratively speaking.
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