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Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Smashes skull and pudgy face of the abomination with Dawnbringer*

DIE FOUL DAEMON! MY SONS BURN THIS CREATURE TO ASH!

*Salamanders open up with flamers and meltas*


First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Gets up from behind sofa] Woah.

Hey, now. (Hey now now, sing this corrosion to me.. ♬)

Leave the giant friendly pussbag alone!


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*bellyflops onto several marines*

STOP BEING MEAN!
   
Made in nl
Raging Rat Ogre






Looking through my rifle scope from outside, across the yard. from on top of a snowy building. Quitly observing.

A hemophobic Khorne berzerker, a germophobic plague marine and a sexy Skaven walk in to a Games workshop.....
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We mark the lands with blood, in fire we prevail.
We are tremendous. We are the end of days.
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It ain't appropriate for anybody, baby. That's the siren call!
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

BC that is because Mnemetic has that odd "n" in it.

Flames? I do know something about flames.

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Flames? Yeah, incendiary grenades are always good.

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Not that I'm usually one to argue with a giant dragon, but that's Mnemonic. Eep.

[Quietly walks around behind flaming marines and butters the heels of their boots and floor behind them]



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
Not that I'm usually one to argue with a giant dragon, but that's Mnemonic. Eep.

[Quietly walks around behind flaming marines and butters the heels of their boots and floor behind them]




As in Johnny Mnemonic? Ah Cyber-punk books, the stories I mean.

Yes incendiary grenades are little more than "poppers", when one gushes star-fire level flames all else seems too cold.

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*Grabs Selym and throws bulk through wall*

No more Salamanders die this day! *Fires the furnace's hearth causing a massive explosion* NO MORE!

*salamanders fill the hole with flamers until there is nothing but ash*

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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sighs] [Fires a tranq dart at the back of zombiekilla's shiny bald head] Cool your damn boots!



[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*grabs Buttery Commissar by the throat*

You are a filthy traitor trying to protect a daemon this will not stand!

*gives buttery commissar a clean death by snapping his neck*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/13 23:02:47



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Wise Ethereal with Bodyguard




Catskills in NYS

Now that's what I call a Vulcan death grip!

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/14 01:24:52


Homosexuality is the #1 cause of gay marriage.
 kronk wrote:
Every pizza is a personal sized pizza if you try hard enough and believe in yourself.
 sebster wrote:
Yes, indeed. What a terrible piece of cultural imperialism it is for me to say that a country shouldn't murder its own citizens
 BaronIveagh wrote:
Basically they went from a carrot and stick to a smaller carrot and flanged mace.
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Now that's a burn of another stripe!

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Filthy traitor? I prefer perplexing deviant. [Licks Zombiekilla's hand]

Oh, f~*


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

Fills more purple smoke into room

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*throws C100 knife with bipod to zombiekilla*
Here's a knife, finish him!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I am flabbergasted, TNB! How dare you interrupt our duel! Have you no understanding of such things?

*lobs a ball of infected flab at TNB*
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*throws the ball back, again with C4 strapped on it*

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*eats TNB, sending him to the realm of Papa Nurgle, where he shall spend the rest of eternity being consumed by the very infections he fought against*
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*bursts out of Selym's belly, cutting the stomach open with a pocket knife*

Don't leave the map, soldier.

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

What map?

Also, get back in the warp!
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

This map.

*steps out of Selym's stomach and flings the Daemon outside of the room*

You're now outside of the map. You'll die if you don't get back in ten seconds.

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits up] ...Wherever I just went was not a good place. [Hugs knees] Not at all. [Shudders]

Thank you, Dragon. You also saved Verviedi, who's sort of hitching a ride.
Thinking about it... I'm just grateful Blackjack was otherwise occupied.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*sits outside the map, being yelled at by a disembodied voice, telling me to get back into the fight*

No. Sod off.
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

9.. 8... 7... 6...

Only five seconds 'til death left, boy.

   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

Foul daemon you shall die!

*Far in orbit the Flamewroght fires its mega lasers on Selyms position turning him into ash and cinder*

Now then.. *notices the upright buttery commissar* You should be dead.. Arrest him my sons!

*Two pyre guard grab buttery commissar and place shackles on his wrist*



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Noise Marine Terminator with Sonic Blaster





Lincolnton, N.C.

I was told there was beer in here dudes.

My beloved 40K armies:
Children of Stirba
Order of Saint Pan Thera


DA:80S++G+M++B++IPw40K(3)00/re-D+++A++/eWD233R---T(M)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

H-hey, if we're going to get hands-on, at least buy me a drink first!
[Looks at shackles] I'm not sure how I feel about this.

And hello, drunken-furry-thing! There's beer in the bar, assuming JamesGang left some.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Good news everyone! The knarloc has made a full recovery. I'm surprised how good he's doing, taking into account how high of a chance of infection there was, what with a Great Unclean One walking about.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*puts myself back together*

Countdowns do not kill me, I kill countdowns.
   
 
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