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**Co'tor Shas**

*is rudely awakened from cat nap*

*notices demonettes*

Ooh, fun!

*throws head at demonettes*

*demonettes is hit by head, followed closely by a foot*

**Verviedi**

Today is not your day, I'm afraid.

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: why is Verviedi's text yello?

**2BlackJack1**

OOC: Each color represents a different form of perspective, I guess you could call it. It's like that since he downloaded himself to all of the drones and whatnot, and it helps clarify any confusion. To answer the question further, the yellow text stands for the perspective in BC's head

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: thanks that really helped.

**zombiekila707**

*Verviedi tries to posses armor when suddenly the machine spirit of my armor gets very very VERY angry... Unlike most armor and weapons for astatres salamanders make there own and my armors machine spirit has only been tempered by me... When verviedi tries to posses he is immediately cast out*

Dont do that again weird drones my armor and weapons will only obey me for I crafted them at mount deathfire myself...

*keeps smashing the tyranids While one handed wraps Buttery Commissar in kesare's mantle*

Dont vomit on that hide BC has alot of sentimental value!

**KaptinBadrukk**

Meow?

**Co'tor Shas**

*immediately stops fighting and runs over to greet budrukk.*

Aww, you're adorable!

**2BlackJack1**

Someone get the cat out of here, this is a battle zone.

*cuts down another hormagaunt before dodging a bio plasma round*

Is there no end to this swarm?

**KaptinBadrukk**

I'm no ordinary cat, I'm a talking cat.

*to the tyranids*

MEOW!!!!!

*the tyranids die*

**zombiekila707**

*Points to the cat* PROTECT THE WEAK!!!

*five salamanders stand around the kitten holding back the tyranids*

**zombiekila707**

KaptinBadrukk wrote:
I'm no ordinary cat, I'm a talking cat.

*to the tyranids*

MEOW!!!!!

*the tyranids die*

No tyranids (Besides the ones actually getting killed) are fine you are just a cat nothing more!

**KaptinBadrukk**

You're right, I am just a cat.

**Selym**

zombiekila707 wrote:
*Grabs buttery Commissar*

Hes fine no need for medic... well your bones probably hurt alot so Ill have my apothecaries work on it... But your still in my "care" if you will.

Dark angels? SEND HELP! TELL THE LION I AM HERE ON A HORRIBLY CORRUPT WORLD WITH HORRIBLY CORRUPT TRAITORS, HERETICS, XENOS, AND A IDIOT!!

You forgot Daemons!

*grabs a pile of small nids, and begins eating them*

**ZergSmasher**

"A Zerg Hydralisk never forgets!"

*Shoots needle spines into the GUO's massive guts*

*The tyranids follow the Hydralisk's lead and start ripping into the remaining Daemonettes*

"Now, where's that small furry creature that used to be an Ork? I need a snack!"

**Co'tor Shas**

*hides budrikk within clothes*

*innocently* What kitten? I see no kittens here.

**Buttery Commissar**

Look, at some point I'm going to need to sleep, and you know, not bleed to death. I'd be very obliged if you'd just put me down somewhere. Please? I'm not likely to be sick but this is getting a bit ridiculous.

[Butter tank crashes back through wall, sparkly clean and starts ramming tyranids] [Tank starts excitedly blasting the xenos with plasma turret and sponsons] Well, that's ... Actually useufl. Well done, tank.
[Tanks slows down so Badrukk can hitch a ride on top]

**Selym**

*picks up the butter tank and lobs it at the Hydralisk*

Take that! Nobody tries to eat my buddies!

**Verviedi**

++....Download Complete++

*Emerges from a trapdoor behind zombiekilla and draws my old Gamma Pistol*

It is a pleasure to take bipedal form again, even if my creation of this body was rushed. Still trying to work out some minor bugs, but it should be as close to a human form as I'll ever have.

Bugs like this annoying vocal tic. Ereghh.

I have redirected the fragments of my mind in the drones to my primary body again. It's now just you, me, and me.

**Selym**

And me.

**Verviedi**

Oh, come on! You can't have two voices in your head! You'll go insane!

*Calmly picks off synapse creature after synapse creature*

*Butterfly lands on BC's nose*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Tries not to sneeze]

[Wiggles free whilst Zombiekilla is busy slaughtering xenos] [Lands on floor]
[Whistles] [Butter-tank rolls up] Oh thank- [Lead Daemonette leans out of side hatch] How in the Hell are you still alive? Not that I'm complaining... [Is hauled inside] [Tank trundles away from battle site]

[Is deposited on chair by kitchen door, with carefully bandaged leg stumps in pink and white ribbon] [Daemonette scampers into kitchen] ...I don't know what's happening any more.

**Verviedi**

Neither do I. I just try to enjoy it. It prevents me from going omnicidally insane.

*Walks inside tank, shutting door behind myself*

*Pulls out bolt pistol-shaped device and begins running green energy over stumps.*

You will begin regenerating shortly.

*Notices Daemonette*

Hello.

*Walks into engine room*

**ZergSmasher**

*I'm waiting inside the engine room next to a small, hastily cut hole courtesy of my tyranid cousins*

"Hello, metal man! Since you're not very edible, I'll just deal with you and help myself to the legless buttery man in the other room."

*Shoots cyborg in the chest with a well-placed needle spine, then exits tank*

*Enters room with BC and daemonette*

"Heeeeere's Zergie!"

**2BlackJack1**

Leaps into the room, axe swinging at Zerg's neck*

Perhaps you are more edible than your cousins, zerg?

**thenoobbomb**

I told you to go back to that lame game of yours!

*knife-kills all things remotely Zerg around him*

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
I told you to go back to that lame game of yours!

*knife-kills all things remotely Zerg around him*

*including a small potted cactus*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up] Woah now. I ask you to kindly refrain from making holes in my friends. [nods head at tank wall and Verviedi] [Winces] Nobody need fight in here.

[Daemonette emerges from kitchen with tray of very strange looking, fog emitting cocktails] Oh, how nice. [She hands drinks out to Zerg, blackjack and Verviedi]
[Silently gestures behind her back not to drink them] ...Thank you miss. [Smiles] No, I'll have mine later. Oh. Now? [Is forced to drink purple smoking drink] ~~Oh god why~~ ...Lovely, thank you.

[Daemonette walks back into kitchen] [Sound of angle grinder being used] ...??

**thenoobbomb**

*cuts Daemonette's throat*

**Selym**

*whacks TNB with a really big ZergNid*