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2015/07/24 18:59:04
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 zombiekila707 wrote:*Summons a demonic bartender*
Scotch and water... don't drown it... and get whatever these mortals want.
*Bartender begins making drinks*
I'll have you know that Pert and I have become gods. And I'm fairly certain Verv no longer has a life expectancy.
OOC: 4999th post, so excited! Will I rank up from "Calculating Commissar"?
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2015/07/24 19:00:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I have indeed.
OOC: I think so.
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2015/07/24 19:06:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*stretches*
Well. I'm going to hand Draigo back to the Gods now, he has shamed them all. He'll be getting punishment. Sweet sweet punishment!
*Ebil Mortarion Laugh*
OOC: Yay, post #5000! A milestone to remember. And a promotion!
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2015/07/24 19:08:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
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I'll take some Rat'al Mahn, a drink originating from Pech, if you have it.
OOC: Demon butler. Now I miss playing the Dragon born DLC for Skyrim.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/24 19:08:10
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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You guys are daemon princes which can be banished and killed... But you are immortal so I will give you that! Verv is "immortal" in a sense cause of his... whatever he does...
But you guys are not gods! On the contrary you guys serve gods... Nothing wrong with that!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/24 19:12:57
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Did I hear someone mention a bar? [Sits up]
[Wanders over] One pineapple juice with a little flag in it, please.
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2015/07/24 19:14:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Perfect Shot Dark Angels Predator Pilot
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 Verviedi wrote:Do you have a drink that can remove a colossal amount of dark energy from me?
Hmm... A new weapon?
How about this?
*Hands zgort a bizarre contraption dotted with steam vents and heat sinks*
The box said it's a particle accelerator cannon. Put some coal or biomatter into the slot on the side, and pour water into the top valve, then pull the trigger gently.
*Immediately aims contraption at Selym, squeezes trigger with all of his might
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2015/07/24 19:17:40
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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zombiekila707 wrote:You guys are daemon princes which can be banished and killed... But you are immortal so I will give you that! Verv is "immortal" in a sense cause of his... whatever he does...
But you guys are not gods! On the contrary you guys serve gods... Nothing wrong with that!
Thor served Odin. Did that make him any less a God?
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2015/07/24 19:18:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 zgort wrote:
*Immediately aims contraption at Selym, squeezes trigger with all of his might
That tickles.
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2015/07/24 19:48:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Wow! It's much more powerful than heavy bolters!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/24 21:38:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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See, this is what I mean about you being a bad influence! Leading poor astartes astray with tech like that. [Wags finger]
Also, you know, the whole "may as well" summon a Daemonette thing.
And the propensity for you know, heresy.
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2015/07/24 21:48:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Selym wrote: zombiekila707 wrote:You guys are daemon princes which can be banished and killed... But you are immortal so I will give you that! Verv is "immortal" in a sense cause of his... whatever he does... But you guys are not gods! On the contrary you guys serve gods... Nothing wrong with that!
Thor served Odin. Did that make him any less a God?
You not Thor or anything like that... You were genetically made and fell to the power of a chaos god... It is on par with shoggoth which is for all intensive purposes a immortal creature made by gods which you are... Be honest with yourself morty... your a pawn man.... *Gives morty a hug and whispers* renounce your weak god and join me! We have cake!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2015/07/24 21:49:53
First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/24 22:18:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Astray? Haha, I made him twice as powerful! 
And it's not like the Daemonette thing didn't turn out to be beneficial and enjoyable for all involved!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/24 22:37:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I have no idea what the hell is going on. Could someone get shaso to look at me?
Now, let's see what I can do!
*The wall turns into the ground*
Hahaha! Now, zombiekilla, where can I get more of those books?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/24 22:59:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Verviedi wrote:And it's not like the Daemonette thing didn't turn out to be beneficial and enjoyable for all involved!
You do realise why I've been sleeping out here on the sofa. I no longer understand, nor enjoy what passes for a bed in my tank.
[Looks at the wall-floor] Ngh! [Considers]
[Wanders around the back of the Butter-Tank]
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2015/07/24 23:11:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Verviedi wrote:I have no idea what the hell is going on. Could someone get shaso to look at me?
Now, let's see what I can do!
*The wall turns into the ground*
Hahaha! Now, zombiekilla, where can I get more of those books?
*Begins vomiting fountains of demonic books*
Knock yourself out! I always encourage reading!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/24 23:24:47
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wanders back out from behind tank holding a shovel] ..? [is hit between the eyes by a large hardback]
[Drops shovel] [Walks to bar] [Grabs cheap liquor] [Dumps it on growing pile of books and sets fire to it using a smoke]
[Looks at burning book pile] [Frowns] Dort wo man bücher verbrennt... verbrennt man auch am ende menschen...
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2015/07/24 23:38:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Terrifying Doombull
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Well what a merry lot this is
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2015/07/25 00:12:50
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Looks at burning books*
Oh...
HELP HELP HELP HELP HELPHELPWTFISGOINGON
I suppose I better test it!
*Walks into tank and lies down on bed*
*Immediately covered in thick pink goo*
(Muffled)
Seems fine!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/25 00:49:36
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Oh good grief. [Runs into tank] Come on, out. [Pulls Verviedi up from the bed]
[Gets arm stuck in goo] Feth. [Is grabbed and held upside down by magnetic shackle around one ankle] No, bad ceiling! Bad ceiling!
[Points at Verviedi] Bad tech-priest!
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2015/07/25 00:56:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Smiles like a lunatic and makes goo angels*
Fantastic! I was wondering where she stayed!
I now realize why Artificial Intelligence is banned. My body appears to have gone completely batgak split-personality insane. Feel free to kill the body. I will just reupload myself to something more stable.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/25 01:09:21
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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With pleasure.
*fires plasma round into Verviedi's head*
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/25 01:31:17
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Plasma round leaves a small dent and a large burn mark*
Probably need more dakka, to use the Ork term. I built that thing well enough that it has an armor value.
*Body does not struggle, and continues frolicking in the goo.*
OK. That's a bit creepy.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/25 01:43:45
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Slides free from ankle-cuff and lands on floor] ...
More power? I think I know what could do it. [Ushers Blackjack out of tank]
...Emperor forgive me. [Stands in doorway] Sweetheart, there's someone here to see you, and he said he likes it rough insulted your cooking ~~
[Closes tank hatch] [Pushes Blackjack ahead] [Starts running]
[Sound of angle grinder from inside tank] ...Keep running.
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2015/07/25 01:51:58
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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That ought to do it! It probably would have been more effective if you satisfied both the "enjoyment" and "insulted" criteria, but I have no doubt that-
*Pauses as unholy metallic screaming happens*
-Whatever possessed that form will be destroyed. Now, can anyone recommend a form that will not go insane?
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/25 02:07:41
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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"Hey, whoever's running the bar, do you have any carbonated Zerg biomass juice?"
*Hears horrible noises from Butter tank, covers face with claw arm*
"I'm not even gonna ask..."
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2015/07/25 09:09:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Verviedi wrote:That ought to do it! It probably would have been more effective if you satisfied both the "enjoyment" and "insulted" criteria, but I have no doubt that-
*Pauses as unholy metallic screaming happens*
-Whatever possessed that form will be destroyed. Now, can anyone recommend a form that will not go insane?
Plaguebearer form.
*laugh track*
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2015/07/25 09:33:18
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Your most stable form seemed to be an actual augmented person. Admittedly a terrifying spidery one. Maybe humanity is the earthing wire, so to speak.
Any mileage in growing a new one?
...Don't give me that look, I'm as sane as the next man.
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2015/07/25 09:34:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Verviedi wrote:That ought to do it! It probably would have been more effective if you satisfied both the "enjoyment" and "insulted" criteria, but I have no doubt that-
*Pauses as unholy metallic screaming happens*
-Whatever possessed that form will be destroyed. Now, can anyone recommend a form that will not go insane?
Servitor.
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2015/07/25 09:53:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Selym is handed a pre-1970's original coke drink, and Vervierdi is handed a wonka fizzy lifting drink to remove the dark energy. Zerg gets a Fizzy-zerg-juice
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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