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Selym wrote: Well. I think we've officially breached the 18-rating barrier with our conversation.
Let's try to back away from it.
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
...Mort... You're wearing powered armor. I saw nothing.
BC, NSFW stuff happening offscreen is perfectly fine by the standards of this forum. Remember the Dominatrix Thread?
*Looks funnily at Mort and Badrukk*
You both disturb me for entirely opposite reasons. I'm over here thinking about self-replicating servo-skulls.
OOC: Goddammit Badrukk, I know how reproduction (and many other biological processes) works. Honestly it's absolutely pathetic that that is considered 18+, but I suppose it has no place on a family friendly forum that some poor religious sod could read.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
Verviedi wrote: ...Mort... You're wearing powered armor. I saw nothing. BC, NSFW stuff happening offscreen is perfectly fine.
*Looks funnily at Mort and Badrukk*
You both disturb me for entirely opposite reasons. I'm over here thinking about self-replicating servo-skulls.
OOC: Goddammit Badrukk, I know how reproduction (and many other biological processes) works. Honestly it's absolutely pathetic that that is considered 18+, but I suppose it has no place on a family friendly forum that some poor religious sod could read.
OOC: Morty isn't in this image, he's just got necromancer robes. Also he's a daemon at this point. Power armour is irrelevant at this point.
And why something we learn about before secondary school starts is rated 18 is something I'll never fathom. Heck, "underage sex" is legal if it's with someone your age. In the UK.
Spoiler:
http://www.fpa.org.uk/factsheets/law-on-sex wrote:The age of consent to any form of sexual activity is 16 for both men and women. The age of consent is the same regardless of the gender or sexual orientation of a person and whether the sexual activity is between people of the same or different gender.
It is an offence for anyone to have any sexual activity with a person under the age of 16. However, Home Office guidance [1] is clear that there is no intention to prosecute teenagers under the age of 16 where both mutually agree and where they are of a similar age.
It is an offence for a person aged 18 or over to have any sexual activity with a person under the age of 18 if the older person holds a position of trust (for example a teacher or social worker) as such sexual activity is an abuse of the position of trust.
In Murica, or rather where I live (NC), sex education is incredibly bad. People are taught where every organ is, not to have sex, the effects of STDs (without any pictures because what if the poor innocent children see genitals(Remember this is high school)), statistics on how often contraceptives fail (with no discussion on proper use) and what to do if you're raped.
"ABSTINENCE IS THE EXPECTED STANDARD FOR ALL STUDENTS. NO CONTRACEPTIVE WILL BE DISCUSSED OR DISSESIMATED." Is displayed at the bottom of most papers mentioning contraceptives. Abortion is not mentioned. There is no opportunity to ask questions.
Hilariously, NC is actually quite progressive in terms of consent, because the age of consent is 16, like the UK. However, in Murica, both parties are charged for rape if both are under 16. Now, if only CONSENT WAS ACTUALLY COVERED IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
/Endrant. I have plenty of stories about "loleducation" already, and I'm only a sophomore!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
In Murica, or rather where I live (NC), sex education is incredibly bad. People are taught where every organ is, not to have sex, the effects of STDs (without any pictures because what if the poor innocent children see genitals(Remember this is high school)), statistics on how often contraceptives fail (with no discussion on proper use) and what to do if you're raped.
"ABSTINENCE IS THE EXPECTED STANDARD FOR ALL STUDENTS. NO CONTRACEPTIVE WILL BE DISCUSSED OR DISSESIMATED." Is displayed at the bottom of most papers mentioning contraceptives. Abortion is not mentioned. There is no opportunity to ask questions.
Hilariously, NC is actually quite progressive in terms of consent, because the age of consent is 16, like the UK. However, in Murica, both parties are charged for rape if both are under 16. Now, if only CONSENT WAS ACTUALLY COVERED IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS!
/Endrant. I have plenty of stories about "loleducation" already, and I'm only a sophomore!
OOC:
Spoiler:
Sex Ed in the UK is fairly good, but is done too few times during our education to really work (once every 6 months or so you get a sort of seminar). It covers the basics like what goes where and why, age of consent, contraceptives, and what to do if you get preggers/get someone pregnant. It makes mention of sexuality and how you can't choose it, but mostly stays hetero, but that has been changing recently. The UK also has sex-related clinics that do not require parental consent, and supply contraceptives.
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In the high school l go to, you get one 3 day course during 9th grade and that's it. We don't even learn what goes where. It can be summed up as the following.
Alright! Reproductive Health and Safety! Don't do it. Your homework is to write a virginity pledge. Class dismissed.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
The US' mindset seems to be "Don't do it, I don't wanna have to talk about it".
The UK's mindset is "You're going to ignore everything we say and do it anyway, so here's contraceptives. Don't feth someone's life up."
The US' mindset is ALL HAIL INVISIBLE SKY PERSON! NO INFORMATION FOR ANYONE! LAWYERS! GUNS! LOW TAXES! AMAZING FOOD! Seriously, in Biology last year; this happened.
"Remember, Evolution is just a theory! It hasn't been proven.
(Earlier that year)
"Hey, V, do you believe in Evolution?"
"Yes. It should be taught as absolute fact."
"HAHA! V believes we came from monkeys!"
This is probably just Bible Belt, I hear the North is somewhat better.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
OOC: In Wisconsin it isn't that bad, my biology teacher kept reminding us that we have our own opinion and our own faith and beliefs. She also said science isn't based on faith, but facts and theories that can be proven, and evolution isn't proven as fact.
Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim.
OOC: Okay, enough about sex ed. Let's get back to our crazy messed up story!
*Belches loudly*
"Thanks for the Zerg juice, it really hits the spot. Wait, that reminds me, you're all gonna pay for what happened to Spot!"
*Whistles. A Zergling approaches from over the hill*
"What happened to all the rest of you? It was supposed to be an apocalyptic Zerg Rush!"
*Zergling chatters incomprehensibly*
"Oh, the Butter Tank ran over the rest of them? I knew that commissar was a Zerg-hater. Let's get him!"
*Charges toward tank with Zergling on shoulder*
My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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~16000 Astra Militarum: 
~1200 | Imperial Knights: 
~2300 | Leagues of Votann: 
~1300 | Tyranids: 
~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: 
~5000 | Kruleboyz: 
~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: 
~700
