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**shasolenzabi**

Oh the zerg solved one food issue! all those tyranids will make an excellent crawdad gumbo!

**2BlackJack1**

Says the person who actually can eat tyranids.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Wakes up] Urgh. [Eats an alka-seltzer tablet] Fiffy!

[Wakes up fully] ...My soul in a jar? [Hugs knees] Nope. Nope nope.

...I never made a pact, I just exchanged my free time on Wednesday evenings for there not being a localised gaping rift into the warp.
[Daemonette brings mugs of tea over and lays on bed reading book] ...Thank you.

**2BlackJack1**

This may just be me being over cautious, but I hope the book that daemonette isn't something related to Chaos or something similar.

**Buttery Commissar**

Khorne is in the room, as is Verviedi. What are you imagining (s)he could do that'd be any worse?

[Leans over] Appears to be an instruction manual in several languages for how to assemble a- [Tilts head] [Goes pale and confiscates book]

**Selym**

*wanders in*

What the hell is going on here?

Stand-to, Commissar!

**thenoobbomb**

*enters room*

Well then, what's going on here?

**Selym**

Get out of the way, civilian, this is an active warzone!

*voxes in for reinforcements*

Where is that DAMN artillery?

**thenoobbomb**

Civilian? I'll have you know I'm heir to one of the most powerful people in High Rock!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Spit-takes tea] It's not what it looks like? [Stands up and salutes in pyjamas]

[Tries very hard to ignore daemonette sprawled over one shoulder and fiddling with pyjama epauletes]

**Selym**

High rock can blow me!

*several nearby artillery strikes*

*voxes to base "you bloody missed!" *

**thenoobbomb**

It shall! *fireball appears in hand*

**Selym**

Wait. Are you Sanctioned?

**thenoobbomb**

Sanctioned? I'm more than that! I'm a ruler!

**Buttery Commissar**

[Steps out of tank in uniform] [Considers] [Leans back into doorway] Verviedi is under the bed. [Closes hatch]

What's occurring, officer? [Removes feather from behind ear]

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Sanctioned? I'm more than that! I'm a ruler!

Well, are you an Imperial?

Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Steps out of tank in uniform] [Considers] [Leans back into doorway] Verviedi is under the bed. [Closes hatch]

What's occurring, officer? [Removes feather from behind ear]

There's demons everywhere. Gather together the men, I'm told there was a Baneblade, a contingent of Death Korps, and some Storm Troopers deployed here.

**thenoobbomb**

No, I'm a Breton. I currently live in the Imperial Heartlands, though.

**Selym**

What, is that, like, near Terra or something?

**Buttery Commissar**

Daemons? I haven't seen any daemons... [Sweating]

Though I think that nice lady might be a witch.

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Daemons? I haven't seen any daemons... [Sweating]

Though I think that nice lady might be a witch.

If you haven't seen any Daemons, you are either blind, or a heretic. Now get the men.

And I'm hoping that "witch" will be an asset.

**thenoobbomb**

Selym wrote:
What, is that, like, near Terra or something?

What's that?

And I'm a battlemage, not a witch.

**Buttery Commissar**

Selym wrote:
If you haven't seen any Daemons, you are either blind, or a heretic. Now get the men.

I'm pretty sure you don't get to tell me what to do.

[Pauses] Did you just call me blind?

**thenoobbomb**

Well, I haven't seen any Daedra in a while either.

**Selym**

Oh dear, Emperor.

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Selym wrote:
If you haven't seen any Daemons, you are either blind, or a heretic. Now get the men.

I'm pretty sure you don't get to tell me what to do.

[Pauses] Did you just call me blind?

I can tell you what to do, you're a Commissar. A morale officer. You have the right to comnand lesser men, and the right to execute for cowardice and heresy. But I still outrank you, as per the Tactica Imperialis' section on the chain of command.

And there's a daemon in your tank, blankeye.

thenoobbomb wrote:
Well, I haven't seen any Daedra in a while either.

There's one right there!

*points at the Butter Tank*

*the Daemonette waves at us*

At least you're a battle psyker, go banish it.

**thenoobbomb**

How disgusting! I'll inform the guard at once so that they might slay the foul creature!

**Verviedi**

*Dramatically emerges from the shadows behind TNB*

*Activates neurostatic aura*

(Whispers in ear)

Don't you dare...

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
How disgusting! I'll inform the guard at once so that they might slay the foul creature!

That'll do, I suppose.

*a platoon of roughly 100 guardsmen arrive*

Ah, at last! Where have you all been?

**Selym**

Verviedi wrote:
*Dramatically emerges from the shadows behind TNB*

*Activates neurostatic aura*

(Whispers in ear)

Don't you dare...

Ah! The Mechanicus!

I need a new tank, there is heresy all over this place.

**thenoobbomb**

Verviedi wrote:
*Dramatically emerges from the shadows behind TNB*

*Activates neurostatic aura*

(Whispers in ear)

Don't you dare...

How dare you sneak up behind me! I'm not even wearing anything other than some silk pajamas, you creep!

**Selym**

*uses laspistol to burn off the silk PJ's*

Much better.