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2015/07/30 18:34:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Tyranid Gumbo is all ready lt; seasoned to perfection and tasty! everyone grab a bowl and some bread!"
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/07/30 18:34:45
"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/30 18:35:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I'd rather eat a sweetroll.
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2015/07/30 18:36:08
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Notices Bloodthirster Spam*
!!!
*Readies weapons*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/30 18:46:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Commissar, this is the kind of gak I was talking about this whole time!
*begins furiously voxing*
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2015/07/30 18:49:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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"Oh come on! I de-toxifiy the nid meat, added the sausages, spices, and other ingredients to make it safe and tasty, try it, you'll like it!
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/30 18:49:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Says the guy who just died and revived himself. Fething heresy.
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2015/07/30 18:51:06
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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You openly admit to working with Chaos! You're the heretic!
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2015/07/30 18:57:09
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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...Don't change the subject. We're on you right now!
Besides, Malal doesn't exist... Probably.
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2015/07/30 19:05:01
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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MORTALS SIMMER DOWN! *Makes a crooked smile at the irony of the last statement* NOW WHY DONT YOU GUYS KILL EACH OTHER AND GIVE ME THE LOSERS SKULL! THEN YOU CAN JOIN CHAOS!
*Summons a arena with Buttery Commissar and Selym in the center.*
LET BATTLE BE JOINED
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/30 19:09:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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 shasolenzabi wrote:"Oh come on! I de-toxifiy the nid meat, added the sausages, spices, and other ingredients to make it safe and tasty, try it, you'll like it!
I'd still rather have a sweetroll. I don't even know what a nid is!
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2015/07/30 19:14:11
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 zombiekila707 wrote:
MORTALS SIMMER DOWN! *Makes a crooked smile at the irony of the last statement* NOW WHY DONT YOU GUYS KILL EACH OTHER AND GIVE ME THE LOSERS SKULL! THEN YOU CAN JOIN CHAOS!
*Summons a arena with Buttery Commissar and Selym in the center.*
LET BATTLE BE JOINED
Right. Commissar?
We should work together for now.
* GK Terminator deepstrikes in*
Oh feth.
You are a wanted criminal, necromancer!
What the fu-
*BLAM*
*is dead again*
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2015/07/30 19:23:51
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Looks around in confusion]
[Sheathes sword and sits down on ground] [Lights a smoke]
I'll try the soup, shasolenzabi. It can't be any stranger.
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2015/07/30 19:24:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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All the while im standing here grinning at all the glorious heresy, oh it is good to bear the word
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/30 19:56:39
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 darkapostle7 wrote:All the while im standing here grinning at all the glorious heresy, oh it is good to bear the word
*Smashes Darkapostle7 underfoot*
BAAA! YOU WORD BEARERS NEVER KILL ENOUGHT JUST RABBLE! NOW THE WORLD EATERS THATS A GROUP OF MOTHER FETHERS I CAN LOVE! ALSO GET THOSE GREY KNIGHTS THE FETH OUTA HERE!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/30 20:38:50
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Slips out of arena and sets up a hammock] [Naps] No commissar fighting now, sleepy.
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2015/07/30 20:43:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Darkapostle7 warps back in time to before he was crushed*
I told you, stop it, Khorne.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/30 20:44:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*gasps and wakes up*
Hurablthth!
Be'lakor Emperor damnit!
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2015/07/30 20:47:23
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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Hmm, hey Khorne, could I hire some World Eaters to help protect my Knarlocs until they're fully grown? You would get paid in skulls from all of the attackers messing with the Knarlocs (and believe me, they get messed with a lot). Also, I like to believe you have martial honor, so you wouldn't want to mess with my defenseless Knarlocs until they are grown up, and then I could set up your own knarloc/krootox farm by your throne, so you can train your generals with them, perhaps?
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/30 21:01:16
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*furiously dialling on the vox for reinforcements*
*killed horribly by a Bloodthirster*
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2015/07/30 21:06:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Serves you right for disintegrating my pajamas!
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2015/07/30 21:13:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 2BlackJack1 wrote:Hmm, hey Khorne, could I hire some World Eaters to help protect my Knarlocs until they're fully grown? You would get paid in skulls from all of the attackers messing with the Knarlocs (and believe me, they get messed with a lot). Also, I like to believe you have martial honor, so you wouldn't want to mess with my defenseless Knarlocs until they are grown up, and then I could set up your own knarloc/krootox farm by your throne, so you can train your generals with them, perhaps?
RANDOM... LIKE WHY THE FETH WOULD KROOT WANT UNCONTROLLABLE GUARDS? I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THOSE GUYS THEY JUST KILL FOR ME I THINK YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF POSTING YOUR OWN GUARDS... BUT IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE KHORNATE KNARLOCS... ILL SEE WHAT I CAN DO
*Looks around for Verviedi*
WTF DID YOU SAY TO BIG "K" YOU TELL ME TO STOP OR SOMETHING... REALLY!? I AM THE MOTHA FETHING LORD OF SKULLS I DONT STOP TILL THEY DROP SON!
*Begins punching at the little form of Verviedi*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/30 21:16:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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*runs out from behind rock and points gun at kroot* Step down faithless kroot FILTH, you shall not sully my ears with your blaphemous words! Khorne you gonna take this or you gonna stomp me again?
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/30 21:24:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Zaps Khorne repeatedly with Taser Goad and unloads into the area under his fingernail with Fletchete blaster.*
I don't have a skull, nor blood to shed!
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/30 21:41:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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* calls down the legion to destroy metal faithless beings*
YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH ONE OF THE PANTHEON
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/30 21:44:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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*raises hands defensively*
Hey now, I just wanted my Knarlocs left alone until I can actually make money off of them, I wasn't selling my soul or harming innocents.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/30 21:46:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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you.. you ARENT harming innocents? then khornes blessing is pointless faithless one
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/30 21:52:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 thenoobbomb wrote: shasolenzabi wrote:"Oh come on! I de-toxifiy the nid meat, added the sausages, spices, and other ingredients to make it safe and tasty, try it, you'll like it!
I'd still rather have a sweetroll. I don't even know what a nid is!
Sweet rolls for desert, Nid Gumbo for meal. try it, is a meat animal I used as part of the gumbo recipe!
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/30 22:14:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Master Shaper
Gargant Hunting
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I don't want Khorne's blessing, I just wanted some mercenaries to guard the knarlocs, and were payed I'm skulls, which they got by fighting. I wasn't worshipping him, I was just doing some quick business. Besides, if I hired Slaneesh guards, they would do unspeakable things to the knarlocs, Tzeentch would confuse them and turn them into weird bird things or something, and Nurgle would kill them through a slow and very painful death, or leave them to be rotting corpses that somehow stayed alive enough to fight and spread more disease. None of which I can easily pay.
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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. |
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2015/07/30 22:45:08
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Drops out of hammock] Between Khorne shouting and that angry marine, it's getting pretty loud in here...
[Whistles] [Butter tank reappears from behind a confusingly narrow pillar]
[Hops into tank] [Tank fires another smoke grenade and vanishes]
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2015/07/30 22:55:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*wakes up, screaming something about artillery*
*successfully calls in an exterminatus*
EVERYONE!
We have about five minutes before we all die, so get ready.
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