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2015/07/30 23:03:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Oh, the torpedo they dropped, well, uh,, I am so sorry, but it has turned into a pot of petunias.
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/30 23:11:00
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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Oh for Be'lakor's Emperor's sake!
OOC: Nice HHGTTG reference 
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2015/07/30 23:13:15
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 darkapostle7 wrote:* calls down the legion to destroy metal faithless beings*
YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH ONE OF THE PANTHEON
ABOUT DAMN TIME I GOT SOME RESPECT AROUND HERE! THOUGH I MAY HAVE STEPPED ON YOU DARKAPOSTLE7 IT WAS A SIGN OF RESPECT! NOW SHAZAM! YOUR A DAEMON PRINCE GO MAKE ME PROUD BY KILLING EVERYONE!
*Finds Verviedi and flicks his head off*
MINIONS GO GATHER THE ROBOTS HEAD I WANT IT ON A PIKE!
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2015/07/30 23:19:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Again?
Really?
Hang on, give me a moment.
*Pulls out phone*
Hey... Could I call in that favor? I have one of your peers here ready to put my head on a pike.
No, it's not Slaanesh.
Ok, excellent!
How many slices would you need?
Oh, ok. I'll get some macroservitors on it right away.
Bye!
*Click*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/31 00:10:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 Selym wrote:Oh for Be'lakor's Emperor's sake!
OOC: Nice HHGTTG reference
I happen to be an improbable, probability field maker, 
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/31 03:03:54
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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*Pops back out of the ground*
"Hey Khorne, I can try to give you all these guys' skulls if you'll just let me eat the rest! How about we help each other?"
*Picks up bucket of red paint*
"I can even paint myself red and pretend I'm one of your heralds! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! FLESH FOR THE ZERG HIVE!"
*Looks around sheepishly*
"Okay, forget that last part..."
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2015/07/31 04:42:48
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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 ZergSmasher wrote:*Pops back out of the ground*
"Hey Khorne, I can try to give you all these guys' skulls if you'll just let me eat the rest! How about we help each other?"
*Picks up bucket of red paint*
"I can even paint myself red and pretend I'm one of your heralds! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! FLESH FOR THE ZERG HIVE!"
*Looks around sheepishly*
"Okay, forget that last part..."
hands Zerg a bowl of Nid gumbo and a small loaf of bread "Enjoy!"
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/31 10:52:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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* squishes zerg in full daemon prince form *
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/31 11:16:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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How violent!
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2015/07/31 11:30:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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Why hello there unbeliever. Would you mind a small theological chat? i'll tell you all about the word of chaos
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/31 11:45:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I already believe in the Divines and the Daedra, thank you.
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2015/07/31 11:55:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*is alive again*
Whoo. I'm going through these like a flamethrower through conscripts.
*looks around*
Whodunnawatnao.
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2015/07/31 12:17:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Happy We Found Our Primarch
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who knew that Molg Bal is Actually Malal, oh well must be purged anyway
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"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers |
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2015/07/31 12:19:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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Molag Bal? Molag Bal is uhh, kind of special, I guess.
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2015/07/31 13:12:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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*wanders off to find some protection*
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2015/07/31 19:20:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Shuffles back in and looks for an armchair] I know this room self repairs, but where do the corpses go?
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2015/07/31 19:35:31
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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The Bosmer eat them.
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2015/07/31 20:10:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*Notices BC*
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Hugs and squeezes BC*
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/07/31 20:14:56
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Makes a noise like a squeak toy] Off! This is very undignified.
ooc: HA. Forgot I changed my avatar. I put cats there when I need a cheer-me-up.
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2015/07/31 20:30:35
Subject: Re:Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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*Picks up Buttery Commissar and pops in mouth like pieces of popcorn*
DELICIOUS CAT! HAVEN'T EATEN CAT SENSE THE END TIMES! NOW WHICH ONE OF YOU FEELS LIKE GOING INTO A BLIND RAMPAGE CAUSE I ATE A CAT?!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/31 20:39:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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I've seen far more disturbing things.
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2015/07/31 20:40:20
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Curls up in a ball and sticks in Khorne's throat] [Puffs up]
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2015/07/31 20:42:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Oh I just handed the zerg a bowl of Nid gumbo! I have bowl fulls of it for all here! plenty enough for more helpings!
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/31 20:48:28
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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ANNOYING AND IMPOSSIBLE BUT I GOT SOMETHING FOR THAT!
*Eats a bloodthirster, hounds of khorne, and 20 bloodletters*
KILL THE CAT MY MINIONS! GO FORTH TO BE DIGESTED BY MY GLORIOUS STOMACH WHICH IS PROBABLY HOTTER THEN HELL SO THE CAT WOULD BE LITERALLY ASH IN MY THROAT... BUT WHO CARES... IM NOT GONNA ARGUE
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/31 20:49:27
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 shasolenzabi wrote:Oh I just handed the zerg a bowl of Nid gumbo! I have bowl fulls of it for all here! plenty enough for more helpings!
JUST WANTED TO EAT A ADORABLE CAT! BUT THANKS FOR THE OFFER!
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/31 22:48:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Ya know, when he returns to being a commissar inside your guts, that is gonna be some hefty indigestion, what with the commissarial weaponry and all.
Hands a bowl of Gumbo to Zombikilla707....
I had a recipe ready for that cat
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/07/31 23:11:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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shasolenzabi wrote:Ya know, when he returns to being a commissar inside your guts, that is gonna be some hefty indigestion, what with the commissarial weaponry and all.
Hands a bowl of Gumbo to Zombikilla707....
I had a recipe ready for that cat
*Takes bowl an eats Gumbo*
BAHAHAHA! YOU KIDDING ME! I AM A FETHING GOD! HONESTLY SPEAKING I DONT EVEN KNOW IF I HAVE A STOMACH... SO FOR ALL WE KNOW THE CATS IN ANOTHER DIMENSION... WHATEVER MY MINIONS WILL GET THE DAMN THING...
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/31 23:12:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a commissar sash this small?
[Hangs off Khorne's epiglottis using the sash as a lasso] Spit me out or I swear to the relevant deity that I'll hairball on your tongue and get kitty litter in your crevices.
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2015/07/31 23:45:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a commissar sash this small?
[Hangs off Khorne's epiglottis using the sash as a lasso] Spit me out or I swear to the relevant deity that I'll hairball on your tongue and get kitty litter in your crevices.
WELL THATS NOT HAPPENING... AND WHY ARNT YOU DEAD? I ATE BLOODLETTERS AND A BUNCH OF OTHER RANDOM DAEMONS TO KILL YOU! FETH THIS I AM BREATHING FIRE!
*Warp fire burst from mouth it will "probably" kill the cat*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/07/31 23:53:24
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hobbit defense; I am very small.
Admittedly not small enough to dodge being set on fire. Oh God, why.
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