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 thenoobbomb wrote:
*sigh*

You don't want me summoning any Daedra now, would you? This is my cat. I shall not put it down.

BC'S A CAT AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

Who in the name of Gork and Mork turned BC into a cat?!

*shrugs*

I just saw a cat.

Sometimes when I'm sad, I turn into a kitty.

[Falls asleep]

Oh, I see.

OOC: Just scanned and printed something like 500 photos or so and put them into photo albums. They were all family photos. Feeling pretty accomplished.

Aha! I've got it, m'lady!

Your home world is Tamriel!

*reading*

It was founded in M34, and lost contact with the Imperium around M35...

It was then rediscovered fairly recently, but it was...

Oh.

In the Eye of Terror, and ruled by a Daemon Lord called "Sheogorath".

Shepgorath? He's pretty worthless.

He's locked your population in eternal technological stagnation, and has obscured the stars from you, so that you can only see realms of the Warp.

Yeah, sure.

I shall inform the Inquisition that your world needs liberating.

The what? Why?

It is clearly infested with daemons, and has a human population that I wish to recruit from.

 Selym wrote:
It is clearly infested with daemons, and has a human population that I wish to recruit from.

I hope it's Slaaneshi Daemons.

Me too. I shall prepare my men!

And I my flash gitz!!!

FLASH GITZ!!! Prepare for an assault!

Slaaneshi daemons? Sounds fun.

Well, I guess I'm ready!

Good!

*walks everyone over to the surface-to-orbit carriers*

*prepares to sally forth*

Come along then, if you wish!

Wait. I don't think BC will want to miss this!

*Picks up BC and skips into carrier*

Wait, this planet sounds like the perfect breeding grounds for knarlocs.

*puts leashes on several knarlocs and guides them to carriers*

*all sally forth to Tamriel*

*9 months later, we arrive on Tamriel. Just outside the Imperial City in Cyrodiil*

*Arrives on Tamriel at the head of a massive Zerg invasion force*

"I've had enough of this universe's Tyranids. Zerg wanna-be's is more like it. Now, let's kick some Slaaneshi daemon butt!"

*A massive Zerg hive cluster is quickly grown, complete with Sunken Colonies and Spore Colonies for defense, as well as plenty of other bio-structures to create more Zerg*

"We'll show the Tyranids how to take a planet properly. All you others, if you do not hinder my objectives, my Zerg won't eat you, agreed?"

*First few Zerg units start clashing with daemons that come out of hiding, and battle is joined*

*Walks into a bar away from the Zerg invasion and begins flirting with a Daemonette*

 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Arrives on Tamriel at the head of a massive Zerg invasion force*

"I've had enough of this universe's Tyranids. Zerg wanna-be's is more like it. Now, let's kick some Slaaneshi daemon butt!"

*A massive Zerg hive cluster is quickly grown, complete with Sunken Colonies and Spore Colonies for defense, as well as plenty of other bio-structures to create more Zerg*

"We'll show the Tyranids how to take a planet properly. All you others, if you do not hinder my objectives, my Zerg won't eat you, agreed?"

*First few Zerg units start clashing with daemons that come out of hiding, and battle is joined*

Zerg came after Tyranids, then GW and Blizzard settled things, so Nids got units with snake bodies and Blizzard did not get their pants sued off.,




Oh Tamriel! careful, the Dragons here are mainly thugs and petty dictators here.

(To daemonette)
Well yeah, I took a wrong turn off the "morality scale", if such things exist, and then I had to make a run from the false emperor's troops. Could you imagine I used to worship him? Ha!

Well, then I met a roomful of extremely interesting beings, and made some friends for once! And then I died for the first time, but perfected a way to be transferred into anything with a sufficiently powerful computer!

*Listens*

Well, I suppose that would be possible. How'd you get a microprocessor into it, though?

Oh, that's interesting!

*Smirk*

Oh, is that a proposition?

Hey Zerg, if I don't hinder your assault, could I get a continent of grasslands/forests, for Knarloc breeding? I don't know how Zergs do their assaults, and what they all gather from planets before leaving, but if I could snag a nice place that's habitable, that'd be cool.

*Pauses to consider*

"Well, if there's a small continent, perhaps I could spare it. I'll have to let the swarm know that your Knarlocs aren't food; Ultralisks can get pretty hungry sometimes!"

*Turns to nearby Zerglings*

"One of you go into the city and find me a cat to eat. I want to know if it tastes anything like Terran..."

*wanders off into the city centre*

I am just going to get a feel for this strange land.

[Wakes up] [Looks around] ..? Where the Hell are we?
[Wanders out of the carrrier] [Looks around at daemons, approaching Zerg and various chaos] ...I miss the sofa.

[Is picked up by a passing daemon] I am not a marshmallow pillow! [Wiggles short legs ineffectively] I am an officer of the Imperial Guard!

*runs out of the city*

Quick, everyone back in the transporter, at once!

*looks around, startled*

We haven't much time! Prepare the guns!

*a soldier runs up to me*




Well, yes... I... But...

*shifty look*

Well, look here...

*shoots him*

More are coming!

Good thing I'm not human!

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Good thing I'm not human!

Wait, what?

Nevermind, everyone in!

*pushes BC and TNB into the surface-to-orbit transporter*