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I'm a Breton! Can't you see, my ears are a bit pointy and I'm not very - *gets pushed inside lander*

Oi!

*takes off, with only myself, BC and TNB inside*

We need to prepare some orbital bombardment. I may have opened up a portal of some kind.

What? No, we shall not, lest you want me to kill you!

Don't worry, Half-Eldar, I'll teleport the others up once we get back to the battlecruiser!

No! You will not destroy Tamriel!

Rather, destroy Akavir over there, the other continent filled with Japanese.

No, I'm just going to slightly nuke the so-called "Imperial City"

My house is there! *fireball to Selym's face*
*begins draining Selym's lifeforce*

Oh, why now!

*loses control of the ship*

*fires Da Rippa to announce presence*

Did we survive the attack by the Slaaneshi Daemons?

Kaptin, there was no attack. We only just arrived, and then Selym here upset the locals and is fleeing...

[Slams auto-pilot switch sequence, allowing shuttle to reach orbital ship safely] [Bails out of transport using scarf as a parachute] I don't have a great track history with the Inquisition, it's probably for the best...

[Lands gently in the outstretched arms of a daemon] [Is snuggled] ...Fine.

BC GET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*comes from behind and stabs the daemon.*

I want to go back home!

*takes TNB home*

[Lands on ground and scampers away from dying daemon]
Badrukk, we were only cuddling. I'm sure it would have been fine.

...? [Removes small tassled clamp from ear] okay, maybe less-fine.

I'll report Selym to the Watch at once.

I don't want you to get hurt, BC.

*Still at a bar on the planet's surface, talking to a daemonette*

Nope, I don't remember what I looked like before I was inducted either. I don't even remember my own gender, in fact. I suppose it really doesn't matter.

Well, I suppose I'm open to whatever. My only biological bits are the ones inside this meatb- er- person, I body-snatched.

No, I don't know what gender it is either. I just grabbed it as soon as it entered my range.

Oh, you need to talk to me in a quieter place? Ok...

*Collects coat and walks out behind daemonette*

[Activates Cat Power: Get in the way and trip up victim - Level: Expert on Verviedi]
We're here to liberate the people, not perform biological research.

Yep.

*Trips and falls over cat, comically faceplanting in a snowbank*

I'm still looking for someone of suitable high standing to marry. That should be priority here!

*helps Verviedi up*

OOC: Anyone remember The Most Secure Security Code Ever? Here it is in case you forgot.

One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

OOC: The most secure code ever is probably the entire Green Lantern Oath, backwards.

*Stands back up gingerly*

*Looks at BC*

She was going to help me fix some malfunctioning joints...

 Verviedi wrote:
OOC: The most secure code ever is probably the entire Green Lantern Oath, backwards.

*Stands back up gingerly*

*Looks at BC*

She was going to help me fix some malfunctioning joints...

*fixes the malfunctioning joints*

And this should bring you back to full working order: One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock

 thenoobbomb wrote:
I'm still looking for someone of suitable high standing to marry. That should be priority here!

[Makes note not to turn back to human again in TNB's vicinity]

[Stares at Verviedi] I involuntarily live with a Daemonette, you're not fooling me.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
We're here to liberate the people, not perform biological research.

"I'm not here to liberate anything. I and my Zerg are here to rid the planet of daemons, then consume it!"

*Turns and listens to messenger Zergling*

"What do you mean, there are no cats in the city? Terrans love their cats-just look at all the videos they make about them!"

*Turns to a large group of various Zerg creatures that are awaiting orders*

"If you all can capture that buttery cat that keeps eluding me, I'll see that you all get an extra ration of biomass. The good stuff, this time."

*The Zerg creatures run (some fly) off to carry out their task*

*wakes up*

Oh, thank goodness for carapace armour. Now, where's the big red button?

*realizes*

Oh.

[Sees approaching zerg and tries to run up a tree] [Paws are too amusingly stubby to achieve purchase]
Feth feth feth. [Climbs up Badrukk and sits in his hat]

No one is allowed to destroy this world. don't make me angry, you would not like to see me when i'm angry.

KITTY!!!!