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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

[Teleports TNB to the Imperial Palace on Terra]

Come to me.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

GOD FETHING DAMMIT!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Selym wrote:
++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

[Teleports TNB to the Imperial Palace on Terra]

Come to me.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
Huh. No hat for you.

...Why am I even- [blinks]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Longingly stares at cake on table*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Aww. [Lifts hat, puts sprinkles on a stick of butter, and hands it to Verviedi]

[Looks around at burning remains of village, dead townsfolk, dead guardsmen, angry daemons, rampaging zerglings and no visible means of transportation] ...it's the best I could do with what we have.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in us
Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

We're taking a trip to the golden throne, the golden throne, throne, throne!

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
Made in us
Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike





Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..

*sipping bourbon and shooting any daemons/zerg that get too close for comfort*

Anybody care for natural tobac! I can roll you guys one, got plenty in my gunna...



First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

 Selym wrote:
++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

[Teleports TNB to the Imperial Palace on Terra]

Come to me.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++


*bows*

Emperor of mankind, how may I serve you.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

So, no Knarloc farms on Tamriel, then? Shame, many inhabitants looked tasty, but I found out how to make a nice Dovah on a stick at least. Draugr came off too chewy though, so I had to let that meal go.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

"TNB, if you leave that corpse-man on the golden toilet, I can make you this universe's Queen of Blades! We have one in my old universe, but the Zerg of this universe could do with one too! I can grant you power over the Swarm itself!"

*Ends psychic transmission, then stomach growls loudly*

"Some one of you Zerg get me a sandwich!"

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 40 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

That's a nice proposal as well! Oh no!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

 thenoobbomb wrote:
That's a nice proposal as well! Oh no!

Don't listen to the Zerg. They're just hungry. I stand sit before you, offering five hundred thousand planets, and trillions of humans at your command, should you propose to me.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

... Touche. *proposes as instructed(

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

[sees TNB kneeling before the throne, proposing]
[sucks THB's soul out through her eyes, and consumes it, killing her]
[a Custodes cleans away her shrivelled up corpse]

Well that solves that problem.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

... I don't obey the laws of whatever! *tears corpse's life support out*

   
Made in gb
Happy We Found Our Primarch







Finally the corpse lord has fallen, you have no idea how long the daemon primarchs have been waiting to use that golden toilet...

"if a man gathers ten thousand suns in his hands...if a man seeds a hunderd thousand worlds with his sons and daughters, granting them custody of the galaxy itself.. if aman guides a million vessels bteween the infinite stars with a mere thought...Then i pray you tell me, if you are able, how such a man is anything less than a god."-Lorgar Aurelian, Primarch of the word bearers 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

[is still plugged in]

You have become part of My soul, TNB, you may occasionally delude yourself with fantasies, but they will remain just that.


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/04 11:51:51


 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

HEY GUYS

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++


Oh Me, what now?


++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

I just downloaded the "Warhammer 40.000" DLC!

   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

Welcome to hell.

[teleports all to a barren wasteland on Rigel VII]

++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/04 12:05:11


 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Whooo! NEW MAP!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Oh hey, it's this guy again! I love this guy!

*Grabs popcorn and leans back in chair*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

++/+//={ Start Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++

I need some new entertainment...

[Teleports an armoury into the wasteland, containing Ak-47's, Light Tanks, APC's and Frag Grenades]

++/+//={ End Transmission from Holy Terra}=\\+\++
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

He gave me supplies?!

How generous!

*Quickly begins taking apart all of the equipment and builds a workshop out of a Light Tank*

I'm back in business! ^.^



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Ak-47?

I already got an AK-12 if I want one!

   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Trade your AK-12 for a Galvanic Rifle?



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

...no!

   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits on a box and smokes] Well, for once it's calm.

[Checks chrono] if we can stay here until after Wednesday evening, that'd be super. Or worse, I'm really not sure.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

A box? You mean, like, an AMMO BOX?!

   
 
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