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I believe this one has grenades in it. [Reads the side]

[Cue resupply montage]

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I advise you lot to search for supplies, I could only get you military gear.

[It's getting very hot, as the sun rises in the sky]

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I got lotses of ammo boxes!

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I meant food and water, but I suppose if you run solely off bullets and whatnot...

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Hot? [Sighs and removes greatcoat, and upends it, pouring liquid butter out of several pockets] [Removes hat with similar results] [Empties out trouser pockets]

I'm best stored in cool dark places, okay? [Puts coat back on, sits and resumes smoking]

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You could dig a hole to find some moisture and shelter from the sun, but the biological parts of you is going to need food sometime.

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Or I could sit on this box and smoke until I pass out from heatstroke, being that you didn't provide us with spades.
Also digging is for Kriegers, not mild-mannered political officers with slippy hands.

*Continues building a hut and refridgerator out of one of the APCs*

Wait. Digging?

BOB! GET OVER HERE!

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Who is this Bob you speak of? And where is that Ork from earlier?

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Anyone know where my jeep stuff is?

[Assists Verviedi by leaning on the doorway and smoking whilst passing tools]

Why are you building a fridge?

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Did you check the back of the armoury? How about under Jeep #47?

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Got it! I bet Recon stole it...

*Finishes building fridge*

It's for food, as well as preventing butter from melting and making you very unhappy.

The hut is for not-burning-to-death.

Morning Everybody.

Melted butter is pretty great though. [Daydreams] ...French toast.

Sorry. [Looks outside] I'm not sure food is going to be easy.

What's fer breakfist?

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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Morning Everybody.

Ah. A while back, you pledged your services to Me, did you not?

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 Selym wrote:
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 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Morning Everybody.

Ah. A while back, you pledged your services to Me, did you not?

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I suppose I did, but I went to bed. How may i serve you.

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If you could just get a bunch of Flash Gitz lined up over at that hill, I can have TNB, Buttery and that Skitarii have a Deathmatch against you.

[points to a hill, some 2000 meters away]

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Anything for you, Emperor of Mankind.

FLASH GITZ!!!

*they come*

line up at the hill Emperor wants us to line up at.

*we do*

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[Sits back and watches the drama unfold]


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*begans frantically throwing ammo boxes around*

Supplying the world with your wildest dreams, one ammo at a time!

What is this, I don't even-

[Wanders outside to see] I'm not fighting Badrukk or his flash gits. Piss off, Emperor.

What did Badrukk ever do to me? I'm not going to kill him for no reason!

*Continues working on a microwave oven*

I don't like these "green skins" look like a bunch of slow mutants to me... I shall dispatch them with ease. And sense your some benevolent being and obviously Ka wants me here so I shall take your challenge!

*Walks to hill pulls out homemade cigarette, Before any of the Flashgitz can draw I shoot all of them in the head twice with one gun... still smoking a cigarette*

Anything else?

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I should have you train my Guardsmen. Then they might actually hit something.

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Hey! We hit things! I hit things all the time.

...Mostly guardsmen.

[Troubled expression] ..Am I bad people?

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The possibility has been considered, Buttery.

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