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2015/08/07 12:42:29
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 Buttery Commissar wrote:[Screams involuntarily and drops severed banana] [Throws one end of the remains at a Guardsman #8]
OOC: Nice, Guardsman #8 died even before he made an appearance, that must be a record 
[Guardsman #9]
Why always with the blood and the screaming and the dying?
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2015/08/07 13:33:10
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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OOC: why is Selym playing guardsmen?
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2015/08/07 14:31:07
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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OOC: I needed a new character, and I decided to embrace my regularity of death. Every guardsman I play gets replaced when he dies. I've had 7 noted deaths, and one off-screen death so far.
[Guardsman #9]
*gets out a med-kit*
The next person to get injured should come to me.
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2015/08/07 14:35:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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No, he should come to me! I've got medkits that instantly knit your wounds by standing next to them!
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2015/08/07 14:35:55
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Leans in through door] Doesbelieveingthatyourhandsarelivecatscountasaninjury? [Vibrates]
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2015/08/07 14:35:57
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
*destroys TNB's medpack with a lasgun*
Ha!
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2015/08/07 14:36:26
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9] Yes. Roll your 5+ FnP.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/07 14:36:43
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2015/08/07 14:36:38
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings
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*shrugs*
I've got lots of those.
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2015/08/07 14:44:33
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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D-d-damn.
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2015/08/07 15:53:19
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
Guess I can't save you, commissar.
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2015/08/07 15:54:05
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
Unless you're a Lord Commissar, then you still have a wound or two.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/07 15:54:18
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2015/08/07 15:54:49
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards
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Oh with all the universes it is hard to keep track of IC and OOC, and all that
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"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!
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2015/08/07 15:57:40
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
*realizes*
O- Oohhh.
Well this is getting Meta.
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2015/08/07 16:02:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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It's almost like the time I shot the fourth wall! ^.^
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/07 16:05:12
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
*Looks at you, the reader. Yes, you. Don't pretend you don't understand what's going on. Ima check your browsing history, too.*
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/07 16:05:24
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2015/08/07 16:06:53
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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 Selym wrote:[Guardsman #9]
Unless you're a Lord Commissar, then you still have a wound or two.
Quite honestly I've never checked. I-I think at this point I'm probably more akin to some kind of cultist. I'm not sure how Gifts of Slaanesh are definedinallhonesty. [Visibly blurry from vibrating]
I'mgonnagoutsideagainandleaveyounicegentlementoyourafternoon. [Scampers out of the hut]
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2015/08/07 16:11:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
What sorta drugs was he doing?
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2015/08/07 16:17:45
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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ooc: That'd be warp dust, processed sugar and adrenaline from a dislike of being stabbed.
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2015/08/07 16:20:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
Well it's good to know that drugs are capable of making a Commissar into a talking cloud that says "OOC" when it speaks.
*spies some warp dust*
*nervous look*
I... Erm... Can I?
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2015/08/07 16:26:13
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Sure, go ahead!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/07 16:27:10
Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/07 16:26:34
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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*I walk out from behind my avatar, wearing my fedora and a black T-Shirt*
There's nothing incriminating in my browsing history! What is up with you people just assuming that I am technologically illiterate!? /s
*I walk out and time unfreezes*
Well that was odd.
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Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
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2015/08/07 16:28:25
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Voice from outside] I don't see why not, talking hut.
ooc: ...The skeletal cats were fine?  It's a self-perception image, I reckon. Alternatively that's what a commissar vibrating very very fast looks like.
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2015/08/07 16:29:04
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #9]
*sniffs some warp dust*
I see... I see...
*pupils dilate until they are larger than his head*
I can see who is writing my words.
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2015/08/07 16:45:47
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Selym wrote:[Guardsman #9]
*sniffs some warp dust*
I see... I see...
*pupils dilate until they are larger than his head*
I can see who is writing my words.
*Shoot guardsmen 9 in the head*
Well that guy needed to die
*Brews some coffee*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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2015/08/07 16:46:14
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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[Wanders back into hut] Notakingnarcoticswhenondutyguardsman! Summaryexecutionsallround! [Shoots Guardsman #9 for being wasted on duty] Pretty!
[Stops vibrating quite so fast and looks inside the barrel of the bolt pistol] I really can't see where the magic flashing light bang is coming from...
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2015/08/07 16:47:32
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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 zombiekila707 wrote: Selym wrote:[Guardsman #9]
*sniffs some warp dust*
I see... I see...
*pupils dilate until they are larger than his head*
I can see who is writing my words.
*Shoot guardsmen 9 in the head*
Well that guy needed to die
*Brews some coffee*
OOC: Thanks, I did not need that guy to become self-aware.
[Guardsman #10]
*Runs into the scene*
*panting*
Oh, Emprah! Finally, people!
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2015/08/07 16:52:02
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No running in the corridors! [BLAM]
..Someone take this off me before I get addicted to the loud flashy noises.
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2015/08/07 16:52:41
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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The Last Chancer Who Survived
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[Guardsman #11]
Why are there parts of 10 different guardsmen just lying around, dead?
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2015/08/07 17:04:22
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Hello! Hi! Would you like a bolt pistol!? It shoots fireworks! [Grins]
[Very slowly keels over sideways] [Falls asleep]
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2015/08/07 17:08:44
Subject: Our avatars in a room.
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Waaagh! Ork Warboss on Warbike
Waiting at the Dark Tower steps..
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Selym wrote:[Guardsman #11]
Why are there parts of 10 different guardsmen just lying around, dead?
*Shoots guardsmen 11 in the head then shoots 12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19*
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First rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. Second rule of Avatars in a room is: you never call the mods. -Tyler Durden |
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