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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OOC: thanks.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 thenoobbomb wrote:
... No. You need one, you ask me. They're mine.
May I have one, then please? I'll give it back if it doesn't work.
It's just Verviedi seems to have frozen mid... whatever he's doing. [Taps the side of Verviedi's head] and I'm going to start feeling this soon.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Don't you dare pick it up! Just.. stand next to it.

*throws medkit on the floor*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OOC: just played kill team. Orks VS Tyranids. Game was a draw. Gitz could have done more damage, but unlike what the fluff says, when the Gitz opened fire, it really wasn't cataclysmic.


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

What's the difference between holding it and being nearby? [Confused] I can't pick anything up from here anyhow...


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #26]

*big muscular Catachan soldier*

*deep throaty voice*

Someone say something about lifting?

*flexes bicep*
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*shoots Catachan with pistol*
+100 Kill

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*power klaws TNB*

+101 kill.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

... Power Klaws don't exist in Battlefield! And you don't even know how the score system goes! You can't get 101 points for a kill!

   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #27-37]

*all fire lasguns at TNB*

+100 kill
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

I would hope one of you would've hit him, what with 10 people shooting at him. And BC, I can make another drink to help you out, though combating warp dust is tricky business involving ingredients you may not like.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Flashlights can't kill! Hackers!

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

No...but my power klaw can!

*power klaws TNB*

OOC: Just uploaded some pictures, the minis are unpainted, but built. Click on the links to look at them and vote if you so desire.

2 big meks and 2 old tankbustas

Badrukk's flash gitz

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
I would hope one of you would've hit him, what with 10 people shooting at him. And BC, I can make another drink to help you out, though combating warp dust is tricky business involving ingredients you may not like.
That would be most kind, talking lamp. Though the going concern is that Verviedi seems to have stopped with his hand literally in my chest cavity. I don't know what he was in the middle of doing, or how I can still breathe...
Maybe just painkillers would be a good idea. Though having said that, I do have some more warp dust stashed in my- [Reconsiders] Maybe not. I think that had something to do with my current predicament.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 thenoobbomb wrote:
Flashlights can't kill! Hackers!

[Guardsman #27-37]

[#28]
Our killscore begs to differ, cultist!

[#30]
Whoo! Go Imperium! We kicked yo ass!

[#26]
Oi, how are you still here?

*all fire again*

+100 kill

*all fire again*

+100 kill

*all fire again*

*whiff*

[#37]
Emprah damnit!
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Guardsmen, you win. I cannot kill TNB. Maybe you will have better luck.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*walks around erratic fire of guardsmen*

Now, time to gather these ingredients.

*pulls out a list of various materials*

Well, the cockatrice head should be easy enough, and a chunk of flak armor isn't hard at all. Don't worry BC, I'll have this made in no time.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

[Guardsman #27-37]

[#32]
We need reinforcements!

[#33]
I'll get on the vox!

*voxes out*
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

Once I'm done gathering these supplies, I can order some krootoxes

*frowns*

Actually, taking in consideration what happened to the last set of krootoxes (and kroot hawks before them), I think you'll be better off alone.

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

*drives in with LAV and opens fire with cannon*

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*hides*

OOC: Just updated the 2 big meks and 2 old tankbustas gallery. There are 8 new photos. Here is the link.

http://www.dakkadakka.com/gallery/images-92153-48037_2%20Big%20Meks%20And%202%20Old%20Tankbustas.html

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Repeatedly slashes back of vehicle with psionic blades until fuel tank explodes, destroying it. Explosion is harmlessly deflected from shield. +100 Kill, +100 Vehicle Destroyed*

"That's enough of that, now, we need to figure out how to get out of this warp storm and back into reality, preferably before more Terran guardsmen kill themselves!"

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Repeatedly slashes back of vehicle with psionic blades until fuel tank explodes, destroying it. Explosion is harmlessly deflected from shield. +100 Kill, +100 Vehicle Destroyed*

"That's enough of that, now, we need to figure out how to get out of this warp storm and back into reality, preferably before more Terran guardsmen kill themselves!"


[Guardsman #27-37]

*all die in the explosion*

+1000 Kill
+100 Multi Kill
   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Looks around] How is he making his voice sound blue? Is nobody else hearing this? [Stares at ZergSmasher]

We need to either find someone sober competent enough to operate a warp engine, or create a warp rift.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Rogue Inquisitor with Xenos Bodyguards





Eastern edge

"Oh, this piddly little drizzle? I can get us out of here if that is what you all want. I thought we were just on some sort of vacation?"

"Your mumblings are awakening the sleeping Dragon, be wary when meddling the affairs of Dragons, for thou art tasty and go good with either ketchup or chocolate. "
Dragons fear nothing, if it acts up, we breath magic fire that turns them into marshmallow peeps. We leaguers only cry rivets!



 
   
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Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*comes forwards carrying a leather sack full of various items*

I had some extra supplies, so I'll keep these for later use. But anywau, here you are BC, a new drink that should help. It may have a bit of a bite to it. (Quite literally, it snapped at my fingers earlier when I was pouring it into the vial). Give it a good shake and it should calm down enough to digest. Bottoms up.

*hands BC the vial*

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Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Whew, good thing I managed to leave that LAV before it exploded!

   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*walks in with nobz*

TNB! Do you accept my challenge?

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in nl
Wight Lord with the Sword of Kings






North of your position

Challenge?

   
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Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Thank you, lamp! [Takes vial and shakes it carefully] [Swigs it] That had a kick. Woof!
[Eyes return to normal and vibrations stop] [Looks around] ...? Hi Blackjack! Hi Verv- [Looks down at messy chest with protruding tech-priest] ...!
Oh my. I feel like I should have learned something from this experience. [Stays calm]

Dragon, I think we'd mostly like to get back to the room. If nothing else, it gives TNB more space to drive his jeep, and the chairs were much better.


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
 
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