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**Buttery Commissar**

I'm truly bewildered by the world in which that man inhabits... The car parks are spotless.

Thank you for bringing us back, Dragon!

At a guess, Verviedi, you. Tech-priests can take a 3+? Best I can manage is 4+ if I claim to be a Lord Commissar. I'm pretty sure shasolenzabi would count as a different table system, and hitting TNB gets you nowhere.

[Looks around the room] Tank! [Claps and runs over to Butter Tank] I can shower and change clothes at last.

..? [Finds note tacked to tank hatch] [Stuffs it into pocket] [Climbs inside and goes to bed]

**Verviedi**

This form, unfortunately, is only equipped with a standard-issue Mars Pattern Conversion Field. That would be a 4+.

Well, I suppose I shall attempt to talk sense into the noob.

*Slowly walks out of the bunker, and then immediately runs back in, crawling underneath the nearest bed, and powering off*

**Co'tor Shas**

*a small orbital craft crashed through ceiling and crashes into TNB*

*faintly, from the cockpit*

Ow...

**ZergSmasher**

*Runs over to TNB, dodging railgun shots or deflecting them off of shield*

"Thank Adun for our shield technology! Now, noob, you need a lesson in how to deal with difficult people."

*Yanks railgun out of TNB's hands and proceeds to break it across his skull*

*Levitates TNB with psychic power, then uses power to throw him across the map...until his unconscious body slams into the side of the Butter Tank*

"Sorry, Commissar, I didn't mean to dent your tank. Just his skull..."

**shasolenzabi**

OOC: Considering this Dragon bathes in star fire, and such.

Plus size and such, hmmmm,,,,yeah definitely a whole different table or chart

**thenoobbomb**

*respawns in bomber*

Ehh, how does this thing work?

**Selym**

[Col. Thornberry]
[Guardsman #139-140]

[Thornberry]
I say old chap!

**thenoobbomb**

You're not the colonel!

**Verviedi**

*Sees crashed orbital craft*

*Sprints over to craft to rescue Co'Tor from wreckage*

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
You're not the colonel!

[Col. Thornberry]
[Guardsman #139-140]

[Thornberry]
I think you'll find that, like a lion, I...

*looses track of thought*

Elizah, where's my tea?

[Guardsman #139]

Sir, I'm not Elizah, Sir!

**Co'tor Shas**

*is helped by vervi*

*extremely dazed from landing*

Why thankyou good sir, I hope your radishes go well.

*falls over*

And this is why earth caste aren't pilots.

**KaptinBadrukk**

*runs to Cotor*

Meow! *purrs*

OOC: look at the link in my sig. View the pics and rate if you so desire.

**KaptinBadrukk**

thenoobbomb wrote:
*respawns in bomber*

Ehh, how does this thing work?

OOC: Why THE FETH does TNB keep RESPAWNING?!?!?!?!

**Buttery Commissar**

Good afternoon all! [Stretches and climbs out of tank in a clean uniform] Good to see you Co'tor. [Gently steers Co'tor to a sofa]

[Remembers note] [Retrieves it from pocket]

Commissar,
Due reports of erratic behaviour on duty, you are required to submit to narcotics testing, effective immediately. Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action.
Please submit your biological sample via the attached Servo-skull.
Love and kisses,
Commissariat

[Looks around] Servo-skull? I don't see any- Ow! [Stabbed in the back of the leg by stealthy-servo-skull] [Grabs skull before it can hover away] You little bastard!

++ [Sample Submitted - Data uploaded] ++

[Throws skull out of window] I'm sure this will turn out fine...

**2BlackJack1**

*goes over and peaks inside cockpit*

Nice little setup in here, but what's that thing?

*face hugger latches on and emplants embryo. Creature bursts from chest and runs off*

OOC: recently had a craving for the Alien and Predator movies.

**thenoobbomb**

*bomber bombs the area with fire before the thing lays more eggs*

**Mackntosh365**

Chest buster starts singing "Hello my baby" a la spaceballs

**2BlackJack1**

*chest buster hides underneath BC's bed until it matures*

**Co'tor Shas**

*A stream of small drones starts pouring from the wrecked craft*

*wincing* That'll teach me for trying to fly an unfamiliar ship that doesn't have autopilot. Especially one infested with creatures determined to mate with my face.

**Buttery Commissar**

2BlackJack1 wrote:
*chest buster hides underneath BC's bed until it matures*

Oh hell no. That is a place for napping and occasional naughtiness, not nightmare fuel!
[Drags chestburster out from under bed by tail] Shoo!

**Verviedi**

*Notices chestburster joining me under BC's bed*

OUT! NOW!

*Shoots it in the face with flechete blaster*

**2BlackJack1**

*Scampers away to mature in the basement*

**Buttery Commissar**

Oh, that's not going to cause issues later, at all...

[Sighs and lies down on sofa instead] [Flashing servo-skull emerges through window and hovers nearby]

++[Test results ready]++

Shhh! Not right now, I'm not in the mood. [Grabs skull and stuffs it under a sofa cushion]

**zombiekila707**

*Door teleports a few feet off the ground I fall out*

Not again! *Looks around and pulls out magnums* Great this place again!

*dusts self off and begins rolling another cigarette*

Anyone have directions to the Dark Tower?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Doesnt look up] Aye. Right up there. [obscene hand gesture]

**2BlackJack1**

*Fully mature drone peaks out from the basement*

**zombiekila707**

You seem like a person who forgot the face of your father *puts hand on Buttery Commissar shoulder* You also make love to daemons so I think you have no idea where the tower is...

*Turns and shoots the head of the xenomorph a couple times*

**Co'tor Shas**

*Small drone lands on drone's head as a hat*

**Buttery Commissar**

zombiekila707 wrote:
You seem like a person who forgot the face of your father *puts hand on Buttery Commissar shoulder* You also make love to daemons so I think you have no idea where the tower is...

[Stands up] What the- I do not make love to daemons. Just because [s]he lives in my tank, doesn't mean I expect her to do that.

And don't you get moral righteous with me. You shot me for protecting people. That's plain psychopathic behaviour.

**2BlackJack1**

*ducks back down into the basement*

Hisss