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You're the ones who spent trillions of dollars getting rid of some Middle-eastern dictator just becasue he threatened your presidant's father.

*Waddles along singing*

"See the turtle of enormous girth!On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; he holds us all within his mind .On his back all vows are made; he sees the truth but mayn't aid. He loves the land and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me."

I do love that song cry pardon if you don't...

 sing your life wrote:
You're the ones who spent trillions of dollars getting rid of some Middle-eastern dictator just becasue he threatened your presidant's father.

No, I'm playing BATTLEFIELD!

I'm playing fiction.

And I'm also playing One seven three four six seven three two one four seven six Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven seven six four three Tango seven three two Victor seven three one one seven eight eight eight seven three two four seven six seven eight nine seven six four three seven six lock.

*Fires warning shot*

Break it up, morons. Both of your countries are 38,000 year old radiation pits.

[Watches the singing turtle] [Relaxes] That's adorable.

[Walk into tank] [Muffled yell]

[Emerges some time later and tosses a damp GPS tracker stud to Verviedi] Hold onto that f-for me. I rinsed it; it's o-okay. Actually, t-take this as well. [Throws over remaining packet of warp dust]

... [Wanders out]

*pulls out flask of amasec and reclines chair*

You know, I pity humans. It costs horrendous amounts of money to go their own homeworld, just to see some skeletal corpse and tar pits that used to be jungles. Kroot? We just fight for some pointless cause, pretend to care, eat some enemies and we earned enough cash for a ticket to Pech.

As JANEWAY: I must get Voyager home now.

*beams up. Voyager leaves orbit and the Equinox lands just outside the avatar room with a big thud*

As MARLA GILMORE: *walks into room with Badrukk's dead body* He was killed by nucleogenic lifeforms. I expect his flash gitz will clone him soon.

...I am very confused by all of these Ancient Terrans.

*Holds GPS tracker and warp dust*

What am I supposed to do with these?

 Verviedi wrote:
...I am very confused by all of these Ancient Terrans.

*Holds GPS tracker and warp dust*

What am I supposed to do with these?

I'm sure you have not forgotten, but I'm Marla Gilmore. But you probably knew that.

As for the Warp Dust and GPS tracker, I'll put them in my quarters aboard the Equinox.

*points to Badrukk's body*

He was killed by nucleogenic lifeforms. I took his place. His flash gitz are probably respawning him. The Equinox has landed outside the room.

*Da Rippa falls on my head*

OW! That really hurt.

*sees the engraving 'KB' on the gun*

So this is The Ripper...

*Pulls warp dust and GPS closer*

Please, no. I would prefer to keep them.

Hmm, didn't that tracker come from the commisariat?

 Verviedi wrote:
*Pulls warp dust and GPS closer*

Please, no. I would prefer to keep them.

Ok.

*gives them back*

[Scuttles across the ceiling] [Vanishes into an air vent]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Scuttles across the ceiling] [Vanishes into an air vent]

Uh...what was that?

*nucleogenic lifeforms come in.*

ARM YOURSELVES! Take cover!!!!

Well, he isn't the first creature to go in the vents. Probably won't be the last, but I'm not too worried about that.

[Drops out of vent next to Marla] Hi-i-i-i!

[Steals phaser] [Rolls away and under a cupboard]

*looks underneath cupboard*

Easy, little guy. Just put the gun down, we can settle this fairly...

[Pops out of drawer elsewhere in the room] ...? [Shrug] [Places phaser on sideboard]

[Scuttles back up wall and into an air duct]

*Manifests psionic storm around where nucleogenic lifeforms are appearing*

"That should hold them for a little while at least."

*Turns to Gilmore*

"You know, if your captain didn't kill those things just for a tiny percentage of a warp factor in your engines, they wouldn't bother you. Foolish, honorless Terrans!"

OOC: The reason, in case you guys wondered, why my speech is blue is because Protoss have no mouths and do not speak the way humans do. Instead, everyone hears it in their mind, and they perceive it as speech.

Oh, a small blue creature.
*attempts to lure BC out with food*

Huh. Expected to get shot in the face there, but this works too. I don't know how to deal with this though, any ideas anyone? Do we even have to deal with this?

[Drops down next to Co'tor] Ohufi. [Sits and watches]

*Looks at BC*

Awwwwwwww!

[Confused] [Points to tiny commissar hat] [Bares teeth and stamps]

*scratches neck*

I still don't know if we actually have to do anything about this.

*cocks head*

Wait, is this a commisariat supported xenos?

[Gnaws on hat band] ..? [Looks up] {Spits piece of hat at Blackjack]

[Climbs up onto armchair and sleeps on the headrest]

 ZergSmasher wrote:
*Manifests psionic storm around where nucleogenic lifeforms are appearing*

"That should hold them for a little while at least."

*Turns to Gilmore*

"You know, if your captain didn't kill those things just for a tiny percentage of a warp factor in your engines, they wouldn't bother you. Foolish, honorless Terrans!"

OOC: The reason, in case you guys wondered, why my speech is blue is because Protoss have no mouths and do not speak the way humans do. Instead, everyone hears it in their mind, and they perceive it as speech.

*Captain Ransom comes in*

As RANSOM: We found our salvation. How could we ignore it?

*attaches C4 to KB*

I'M PLACING THE SEE-FOUR!!!

Jeep Stuff!