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**Verviedi**

*Looks at the state of my office*

...

...

...

*Grabs flamethrower*

Wait...

*Grabs phone*

Hey, do you have anything against small animals?

He's a bit heavy, dense molecular structure?

Didn't know warp magic could cover that.

Huh. Right then. I'll set up the ropes.

*Hangs up*

**Buttery Commissar**

.. Not like your puzzle?

[Shrugs] [Climbs up on top of sofa and naps]

**Verviedi**

Not like it? What do you-

*Looks at mess and suddenly notices an extremely complex pattern*

*Eyes light up*

Fun times ahead

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks up at the happy coincidence] ...? [Shrugs] [Goes back to sleep]

**Verviedi**

*Begins sorting through the gear, grabbing seemingly random components and grouping them into piles*

OOC: Not sure if I have said this yet, but Stitchissar is adorable.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sneaks over and pours large amounts of gorrilla glue into several piles of components]

[Returns to napping spot]

**ZergSmasher**

*Uses psionic blades to very carefully cut apart the pieces that were glued together, somehow managing not to damage anything but remove all the glue*

"There you go, Verv! Nothing a little Protoss dexterity couldn't handle."

*Turns to napping BC, err, Stitch*

"Wakey, Wakey!"

*Manifests psionic storm around Stitch*

**Buttery Commissar**

...!! Grah! [Fluffs up] [Falls backwards off the sofa, stunned, and lies on floor twitching]

**shasolenzabi**

So, what to do next?

**KaptinBadrukk**

OOC: go to here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/661122.page and vote for 'be mindful of your surroundings'

**2BlackJack1**

*sits down on a chair, coffee in hand*

A much better morning than yesterday, I must say.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Mmmhmmm.

OOC: Listening to moar krabs sparta remix right now.

**Selym**

OOC: Was on holiday for a week, and cannot be arsed to read 12 pages.

*wakes up*

*totes has a hangover*

Uhgh. Wha's goin' on?

**2BlackJack1**

OOC: To sum it up, the xenomorph died (by me. I missed being a kroot) BC is Stitch dressed up like a commisar, and has been doing some pranks. Verviedi has actual emotions now as well, and AFAIK that's the major stuff.

IC: Welcome back, want something to drink, smelly bearded man?

**Selym**

Och Aye, that'd be a great way ter get rid o' this hangover.

Got any IPA?

**Co'tor Shas**

*comes out of workshop, still wearing bathrobe and slippers*

*attempted to be nonchalant, badly*

Has anyone seen any small invertebrates scuttling around, maybe half a meter long?

**Selym**

Do they look like mollusks?

I ate a few.

**Co'tor Shas**

I don't think mollusks scuttle. No, these would have lots of legs, chitin, that sort of thing.

**Selym**

What, like crabs?

*picking his teeth with a pincer*

**Co'tor Shas**

Well, a bit like a crab, but more...... deadly. And I shouldn't think they would taste very good. Tyranids are so foul that even kroot don't eat them, and I hate to think what splicing them with xenomorph would do to that.

**2BlackJack1**

Are more of those face huggers out and about?

*grabs rifle and loads it*

Next one to fight me is getting a face full of plasma. I'm not giving forced birth out of my chest again. Kroot should only give birth the natural way! Out of their mouths!

Edit: And no, I can't give birth myself. I can see how that could get confusing.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Sits up] [Glares at ZergSmasher]

[Stands up and walks in a very determined wobbly line and then falls over again]

**Selym**

*worried look at BC*

Are... Are you okay?

**Verviedi**

You spliced a Tyranid with a Xenomorph.

You combined the two most dangerous Xenos species in the galaxy.

...

I'm somewhat impressed.

*Begins planting landmines anywhere where a Tyranmorph could be*

**Selym**

*attempts to eat a mine*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks at Selym] ...Blue glowy man zapped me. [Stands up and shakes down]

Verviedi wrote:
You combined the two most dangerous Xenos species in the galaxy.

Ahem... [Taps foot]

**Verviedi**

*Looks at Selym*

Why.

Eating left shoes does not equal a multi-planetary/galaxy-wide threat.

**Buttery Commissar**

[Scratches chin] [Considers this a challenge] [Scurries up wall and into ceiling]

[Horrible grinding noise, and the room's lights and air conditioning fail]

ooc: I genuinely don't know. The Galactic Federation couldn't keep him controlled, but a small child could.

I reckon he's not up there with 'nids, but could maybe equal a Xenomorph if in the right mood. Unless Jumba was being flippant, bulletproof, fireproof and faster thinking than a computer are pretty horrible aspects.

**2BlackJack1**

OOC: One of the features that makes xenomorphs so dangerous is how fast they can spread and reappear after you thought they were dead, added with their resilience and intelligence. AFAIK Stitch couldn't mass produce more of himself, but on an individual level Stitch is actually a lot more worrying than people give him credit.

**Verviedi**

OOC: Stitch is still biological, correct? Could he survive being spaced?