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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Mithcheef? Tha's what Loki doeths...

*begins sobering up*

*pulls out another ale*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*slaps Selym*

No! BC's around here somewhere. I know it.

*speaks in a thor sounding voice*

BUTTERY COMMISSAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT HERE AT ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*stands to attention*

Mighty Thor! I am at your service!
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*normal voice*

If you have truly risen to my service, then find BC!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Wait, that was you?

I'll rip yer guts out thru yer eyeballs, laddie!

*begins charging*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*runs out of the room*

*outside the room*

WHERE ARE MY FLASH GITZ??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

*they come*

Follow me.

*Selym is stopped*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Sits up on the sofa in confusion at the shouting] ...?

[Climbs back through hole in the wall]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*sees BC*

THERE'S THE LITTLE CREATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*catches BC and brings him to Selym*

You wanted BC, here he is.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*runs out of the room*

*outside the room*

WHERE ARE MY FLASH GITZ??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

*they come*

Follow me.

*Selym is stopped*

*cuts the head off one Git, skewers another, shield-bashes a third and then retrieves the sword*

I'm gonna shank all'ye!

*swings wildly at several more Gitz*

*ignores the blue critter*
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

[Jumps free and disappears back into wall cavity] [Sound of sawing]

[Silence]


[ Mordian 183rd ] - an ongoing Imperial Guard story with crayon drawings!
[ "I can't believe it's not Dakka!" ] - a buttery painting and crafting blog
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*kills another three Gitz and wrestles a Flash Nob to the ground*
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*shrugs*

Why not.

*Jumps next to Selym and starts swinging at orks*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*is punched in the face by the Nob*

You can stuff it up yer arse!

*shoves the sword into its throat*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*kills Selym*

I am now in need of MOAR FLASH GITZ!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*is too drunk to notice*

*falls over and shoves a sword up Badrukk's rear*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*dies, and then respawns 5 minutes later with the help of moar flash gitz*

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2015/08/22 22:25:48


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

*Winces massively at the sight of a sword up Badrukk's rear*

I think I felt that...

Now... What is that blue creature doing??!



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

I don't know, Verviedi.

BC Jumped free. But maybe my Gitfinda can help me find him.

*scans*

He's in the Ventilation Ducts. I can't pinpoint the exact location.

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Hyperspace

Eh.

*Looks at the carnage*

I will have no part in this.

*Wanders off to go hit on the Daemonette*



Peregrine - If you like the army buy it, and don't worry about what one random person on the internet thinks.
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

In the ventilation ducts? He must be nasty spy baby trying to steal our intelligence! And he touched my gun!

* Grabs Sasha and sprays the ducts with bullets*

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

What's Sasha?


INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Brigadier General





The new Sick Man of Europe

Sasha is my Baby!

DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
 
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Your baby? Coochie Coochie Coo!

*scans*

He's still in the Ventilation ducts, but so far, he's dodged every bullet you've shot.

FLASH GITZ!!!!!!!!

*they come*

Aim your snazzgunz towards the Ventilation ducts and FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*we shoot at the Ventilation ducts*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in us
Master Shaper




Gargant Hunting

*Decapitates one of the new flash gitz*

I couldn't stand to miss a good brawl.

*Fires plasma round into a second ork*

Irishpeacockz-Blackjack needs a pay raise for being the welcomer to the crusade
Palleus-Write a school essay about Kroot! Pride. Prejudice. And Cannibalsim. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

YOU'LL NEVER KILL MY FLASH GITZ!!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!! THEY CAN RESPAWN!!!!!!!

*the dead flash gitz respawn*

JUST LIKE TNB'S RESPAWNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*starts wailing on some of the new Gitz*

These lot look a bit weedy, like they've never been in a fight before!

*kicks one in the nuts, and uses him as a new shield*
   
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*shoots da rippa everywhere*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

*takes a round in the gut and passes out*

*drunken snoring*
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

*obliterates Selym*

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

*Psionic lightning bolts course throughout the building, stunning everyone inside*

"ENOUGH!!! Stop fighting and let's find that annoying Stitch!"

*Pulls out small device with a screen, checking visual feeds from the Observers at the vent openings*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 21 | Current main painting project: Warhammer 40k Leviathan set
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