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[Pauses and looks at the shiny robot] Oooh~

[Dashes over to Grukk and bites onto his wrist]

*Watches as the Ork gets pwned by a small blue critter*

Huh. Not worth my time then.
Anyone else for a fight?

*Smiles with glee*

GOT ME A NEW SQUIGG! AND ITS A FEISTY ONE!

*Loops chain around buttery commissars neck*

NOW I EARD A SPACE MARINE CHALLENGE ME? HA YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST SPACE MARINE WHO CHALLENGED ME?!

*Throws the head of Chapter Master Midnias at selym*

YOU BETTER BE BETTER THEN THE LAST LOT! CAUSE ILL JUST GET MAD IF YOU DONT PUT UP MUCH FIGHT

*notices Buttery Commissar still latched to arm. Begins shacking arm wildly*

BLOODY SQUIGGATTACK DA SPACE MARINE!

OOC: Want to know irony? Last month played a game and my grukk challenged a emperors champion and some how him!

*Is amused*

I take it you have thrown the Gauntlet?

*Raises the Black Blade*

Have at me!

*Ominous metallic stomping noise that gets louder and louder every second*

[Lets go and bounces on floor]

Attack da Space Marine?

[Picks up Grukk by both feet and hurls him at Selym]
[Grins] ..! [Chain goes taut and is yanked along after Grukk]

NO HUMIE I THREW IN A HEAD

*Charges shooting wildly, laughing, just having a great time*

WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!

*Gets up after being thrown into selym*

WELL DONE LUCKY SQUIGG IT LOOKS LIKE MY BULK KNOCKED DA SPACE MARINE OUT!

*Catches buttery Commissar and gives a good petting. Then sits on space marine surveying the room*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
NO HUMIE I THREW IN A HEAD

*Charges shooting wildly, laughing, just having a great time*

WAAAAAAAAAGHHH!!

*Gets up after being thrown into selym*

WELL DONE LUCKY SQUIGG IT LOOKS LIKE MY BULK KNOCKED DA SPACE MARINE OUT!

*thrusts the sword into Grukk's abdomen, and cleaves it upwards, and out through the left shoulder*

I am the Emperor's Champion, Xeno scum!

*Blue, green and red lights begin appearing in the depths of the hallway*

*Errant Photon Thruster shot hits Zombiekilla's finger*

*Yelling*

HEY! GUESS WHAT I FOUND?!

*starts phasering orks*

*Looks down noticing all the plot armor I am wearing*

HA! HUMIE AINT GOTZ NOTHIN!

*Rips off selyms head notices it grow back instantly*

BY MORK AND GORK I MUS BE IN HEAVEN!

*Ignores lasers and other non orky stuff and continues a never ending battle with Seylm*

FINALLY A GOOD FIGHT!

*Continues the melee*

Grah! [Snaps at Grukk's fingers]

[Hears yelling from tunnel] ...? [Snaps chain and rolls away under sofa]

Paris to voyager. Get a security team down now!

*the security team come and restrain Grukk*

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Paris to voyager. Get a security team down now!

*the security team come and restrain Grukk*

REALITY: Pffffft BS no they don't they get hacked apart from space marine sword (who gets pissed that anyone would DARE interfer with his duel) and ork power claw (Who laughs at all the dead red shirts)

*The first Robots begin entering the room silently, converging their fire on Grukk*

*More and more Robots flood in by the second*

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks down noticing all the plot armor I am wearing*

HA! HUMIE AINT GOTZ NOTHIN!

*Rips off selyms head notices it grow back instantly*

BY MORK AND GORK I MUS BE IN HEAVEN!

*Ignores lasers and other non orky stuff and continues a never ending battle with Seylm*

FINALLY A GOOD FIGHT!

*Continues the melee*

*watches Grukk run off to tackle an imaginary foe*

Erm... We can do this another time, if you don't feel up to it. You did lose a significant amount of blood and spinal fluid there.

*wanders out in new bathrobe*

What's all this then!

[Creeps up behind Co'tor and steals the cord from the robe]

 Selym wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks down noticing all the plot armor I am wearing*

HA! HUMIE AINT GOTZ NOTHIN!

*Rips off selyms head notices it grow back instantly*

BY MORK AND GORK I MUS BE IN HEAVEN!

*Ignores lasers and other non orky stuff and continues a never ending battle with Seylm*

FINALLY A GOOD FIGHT!

*Continues the melee*

*watches Grukk run off to tackle an imaginary foe*

Erm... We can do this another time, if you don't feel up to it. You did lose a significant amount of blood and spinal fluid there.

*Keeps attacking selym even though he is seeing things that are not happening cause in reality grukk would be dead if he got stabbed in the stomach and then literally bifurcated ... WHICH would probably not happen considering Grukk WAS on top of the space marine! (Grukk weighs as much as a dreadnought) so no Grukks wounds instantly heals because everyone here has plot armor! So GRUKK KEEPS ATTACKING Selym.*

OOC: Plot armor is key

*robe falls off revealing pink and~ white striped pajamas*

That xenomorph's plot armor certainly didn't impress anyone, unlike my supreme cooking skills.

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
*robe falls off revealing pink and~ white striped pajamas*

[Tilts head] Now you look like toothpaste.

I happen to like these pajamas.
*plus robe back on*

*activates force field*

Grukk, please calm down. I can have you on Voyager in a jiffy.

*Uses psionic blades to cut down several Ork Boyz*

"I don't think he's listening to you, Paris..."

*Ork Nob swings power klaw at head, but the blow is deflected by Protoss shield*

*Slashes Nob with blade, then turns back to Tom Paris after seeing the remains of Voyager's security team*

"I think you'd better get some more security forces..."

OOC: I don't need plot armor! Protoss really do have shielding!

[Yawns] [Hangs up hat by door and wanders out]

 zombiekila707 wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 zombiekila707 wrote:
*Looks down noticing all the plot armor I am wearing*

HA! HUMIE AINT GOTZ NOTHIN!

*Rips off selyms head notices it grow back instantly*

BY MORK AND GORK I MUS BE IN HEAVEN!

*Ignores lasers and other non orky stuff and continues a never ending battle with Seylm*

FINALLY A GOOD FIGHT!

*Continues the melee*

*watches Grukk run off to tackle an imaginary foe*

Erm... We can do this another time, if you don't feel up to it. You did lose a significant amount of blood and spinal fluid there.

*Keeps attacking selym even though he is seeing things that are not happening cause in reality grukk would be dead if he got stabbed in the stomach and then literally bifurcated ... WHICH would probably not happen considering Grukk WAS on top of the space marine! (Grukk weighs as much as a dreadnought) so no Grukks wounds instantly heals because everyone here has plot armor! So GRUKK KEEPS ATTACKING Selym.*

OOC: Plot armor is key

*watches in bemusement as a Dok stitches up the hole*

*turns to face everyone else*

Is this guy just delusional?

I think he is.

*activates*

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
*activates*

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Orkoid-Pattern insanity.

*points at Grukk*