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We're playing Battlefield, and we're standing in a house on an island in the Pacific!

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
I always wondered where everything went. I wonder if any of my old tech ended up in there...

*pulls on lab coat and utility belt*

Edit: how labcoat became laptop I will never know.

I liked it best when your space ship turned into a politician.

Uh, I mean... [Sits up] Any chance of an assist here, V? I seem to be bleeding out of my face and breaking the fourth wall again.

[Looks at Selym] I thought you were a Viking. When did that unhappen?

Bleeding? In need of hope?

HERE'S A MEDKIT!

...Are you going to throw that at me? [Covers face]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Co'tor Shas wrote:
I always wondered where everything went. I wonder if any of my old tech ended up in there...

*pulls on lab coat and utility belt*

Edit: how labcoat became laptop I will never know.

I liked it best when your space ship turned into a politician.

Uh, I mean... [Sits up] Any chance of an assist here, V? I seem to be bleeding out of my face and breaking the fourth wall again.

[Looks at Selym] I thought you were a Viking. When did that unhappen?

I am no such heathen! That is for my wolfish cousins in grey.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
...Are you going to throw that at me? [Covers face]

Yes! Heal yourself! *throws medkit*

No throwing in the bunker.

OOC: My character is a fething buzzkill :C

What do you want me to do? Caress him with the medkit?

*calls from Hall*

You know there rest of those xeno-nids thai disappeared? I found them.

Or at there very least I found bits of them.

*comes out holding a very exploded limb*

 thenoobbomb wrote:
What do you want me to do? Caress him with the medkit?

Be sure to use the sacred oils, my boy.

I'm so very confused right now. [Knocked unconscious by a medkit to the face]

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
What do you want me to do? Caress him with the medkit?

Be sure to use the sacred oils, my boy.

That... doesn't sound very heterosexual.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
What do you want me to do? Caress him with the medkit?

Be sure to use the sacred oils, my boy.

That... doesn't sound very heterosexual.

It's not sexual, it's holy.

*Snaps smelling salts under BC's nose*

That was...

Unexpected.

*comes out of hallway with several bags filled with various body parts*

I may have found some things that interested me.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*comes out of hallway with several bags filled with various body parts*

I may have found some things that interested me.

Ah, that's where they went!

*picks up the bags of flesh, prepares a work surface, and begins making dinner*

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Selym wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:
What do you want me to do? Caress him with the medkit?

Be sure to use the sacred oils, my boy.

That... doesn't sound very heterosexual.

It's not sexual, it's holy.

No, that's kittens.

*cocks head*

I didn't know you space marines ate human flesh. Then again, until my life ended up here in the room I've always been on the receiving end of the marines.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
*cocks head*

I didn't know you space marines ate human flesh. Then again, until my life ended up here in the room I've always been on the receiving end of the marines.

Us marines need roughly 200k calories per day. Or at least, I do.

*starts cooking a few limbs*

I hope this guy's last thought wasn't anything kinky. Last time I ate one of those, a Daemonette appeared.

Maybe his last thought was satisfaction at killing a certain someone?

[Wakes up] Don't let them oil anything. [Looks around] ...oh. Thank feth.

[Rubs bridge of nose] Apparently if you radiate a cartoon character, we start breaking game physics and the fourth wall. [Peers inside medkit] This is full of bandages and... well no, mostly just bandages. [Puzzled]

*Walks in*

Cannibalism? I'm a reasonable guy. But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

Like what?

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wakes up] Don't let them oil anything. [Looks around] ...oh. Thank feth.

[Rubs bridge of nose] Apparently if you radiate a cartoon character, we start breaking game physics and the fourth wall. [Peers inside medkit] This is full of bandages and... well no, mostly just bandages. [Puzzled]

Just stand next to it, you'll heal.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wakes up] Don't let them oil anything. [Looks around] ...oh. Thank feth.

[Rubs bridge of nose] Apparently if you radiate a cartoon character, we start breaking game physics and the fourth wall. [Peers inside medkit] This is full of bandages and... well no, mostly just bandages. [Puzzled]

Just stand next to it, you'll heal.

I can also get you to Voyager.

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:
Like what?

Giant hulking robot human... Thing! Is eating the limbs of people!?

*goes to knees* Dear GOD I JUST REALIZED SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! Wait wrong movie...

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wakes up] Don't let them oil anything. [Looks around] ...oh. Thank feth.

[Rubs bridge of nose] Apparently if you radiate a cartoon character, we start breaking game physics and the fourth wall. [Peers inside medkit] This is full of bandages and... well no, mostly just bandages. [Puzzled]

Just stand next to it, you'll heal.

I can also get you to Voyager.

NO

Hey now, eating the deceased is completely normal. I even go for the living occasionally, but that's more of a combat technique.

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 KaptinBadrukk wrote:

 thenoobbomb wrote:

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
[Wakes up] Don't let them oil anything. [Looks around] ...oh. Thank feth.

[Rubs bridge of nose] Apparently if you radiate a cartoon character, we start breaking game physics and the fourth wall. [Peers inside medkit] This is full of bandages and... well no, mostly just bandages. [Puzzled]

Just stand next to it, you'll heal.

I can also get you to Voyager.

NO

*runs from TNB*

*Throws stasis grenade at Badrukk, trapping him in the field*

HEY! Those grenades I found WORK!