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**KaptinBadrukk**

*beams up as soon as stasis begins*

**thenoobbomb**

Told ya. Girls can't play Battlefield.

**KaptinBadrukk**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Told ya. Girls can't play Battlefield.

*beams back down*

'course I can!

*phasers TNB*

**thenoobbomb**

Phasers? Those don't exist!

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Maybe his last thought was satisfaction at killing a certain someone?

Probably you.

*finishes cooking, and hands out bits of meat to everyone*

*takes a bite*

Tasty. Protein. With just a hint of childhood trauma.

**zombiekila707**

*Throws human meat on the ground as dramatic as possible*

Wtf is wrong with you people/things! Man someone must have slipped something in my coffee! And where the hell is my truck!

*Storms off looking for truck*

**2BlackJack1**

*picks up meat and puts it on a plate*

What? It's good meat!

**Selym**

If there's any spare meat, I'll eat it.

*starts on a third human leg*

This leg is from the same guy as the last two...That's just odd...

**2BlackJack1**

*steps away from Selym, grabbing an arm in the process*

I eat a lot of different things, but I am yet to eat that part of people.

**Selym**

It's a walking appendage. I've seen Kroot eat those before.

**Co'tor Shas**

*returns from hall followed by drones carrying a large amount of broken and semi-broken tech*

This is great! I don't even have a clue what most of this stuff does, but I'm going to damn well find out!

*heads off towards workshop*

**2BlackJack1**

I'm not sure that's what you're ea- you know what, never mind. Wait, is the body mutated at all?

**Buttery Commissar**

Maybe it's one of TNB's many bodies?

[Stretches] Well, I think that's healed me. I should probably go decontaminate my uniform, thinking about it.

[Steps into tank while removing coat and hat] ... [Steps out of tank backwards] Feth. I rather forgot what d-day it was.
[Is hauled back inside] Don't eat m-my hat! [Hatch slams]

**KaptinBadrukk**

Hey guys!

**Verviedi**

Yay! Badrukk's back!

*Hugs Badrukk*

*Notices what I'm doing and steps back abruptly*

I need to body-snatch someone less impulsive...

**KaptinBadrukk**

*smiles*

Thanks for the hug, Verviedi. I got killed by a phaser blast frrom a 'umie named 'arry Kim. Flash Gitz respawned me.

**ZergSmasher**

*Looks at BC's tank, watching it rock and shake*

"You know, someone should really deal with that Daemonette before she permanently damages the buttery Terran."

*Turns to Badrukk*

"Maybe if you didn't go around yelling 'WAAAGH!' and killing Terrans so much they wouldn't shoot at you with their phasers."

**Verviedi**

I'm more disturbed by the fact that they are making a tank shake when my surveys indicated the inside was more consistent with a Mordian mansion that a tank.

The inside is a kilometer across. A kilometer. That violates spacetime itself.

Eh, I suppose as long as it's enjoyable, we have no right to interfere.

*Passes live, and yet somehow cooked fish to ZergSmasher*

**shasolenzabi**

Wait, is that Leman Rus actually a Tardis?

**ZergSmasher**

*Passes fish back to Verviedi*

"Thanks, but no thanks. We Protoss cannot nourish ourselves the same way others do. We have no mouths to eat or drink with."

*Looks back at the shaking tank*

"I suppose Daemonettes like it rough..."

**2BlackJack1**

A kilometer? I always thought vehicles of the Imperium were cramped, inside. Yet again, no normal vehicle I've heard if befriends a knarloc and gives it a rather large chew toy. Among other things, of course.

**Selym**

Buttery Commissar wrote:
Maybe it's one of TNB's many bodies?

Let's find out!

*takes a bite out of TNB's right hand*

*chewing*

Yep. Guess the childhood trauma explains his personality.

*looks TNB in the face, with a concerned expression*

Was it your Father, Uncle or Grandfather?

**Buttery Commissar**

[Emerges from tank] [Climbs on top and lies flat on back] Because I missed last week, I had to make up for that...
So m-much laundry. And ironing. And folding. And- [whimpers] -now everything in my tank smells like summer fruits fabric softener. That's just not right.

[Looks up] A kilometre? I just thought it was the size of a large camper van. I guess I really should look through more of the doors.
The alarming shaking would be from the fairly archaic laundry machines.

[Removes small ice pack from under hat and places it elsewhere] ...And admittedly, my recompense.

**Selym**

*starts nibbling TNB's right arm*

**Buttery Commissar**

[Looks over] Fella, you're going to give yourself an appetite for stupidity and repression. At least cut the diet with some other people.

[Goes back to holding icepak against the diplomatic area]

**thenoobbomb**

Selym wrote:
*starts nibbling TNB's right arm*

*blows up Selym with C4*

**Selym**

thenoobbomb wrote:
Selym wrote:
*starts nibbling TNB's right arm*

*blows up Selym with C4*

*Is wearing the Armour of Faith*

*bites into TNB's throat*

+100 kill

*looks around, surprised*

What the hell was that?

**thenoobbomb**

Hacker!

**Verviedi**

*Tilts head to the side*

I'm sure their perferences... vary.

**Buttery Commissar**

...She likes a clean house. And that's not a euphemism.

[Winces] She also likes unexpectedly punching commissars in the sensitive information for suggesting we get cleaning staff. [Climbs down and sits next to medkit] [Recites the Litany of Oh God Why]