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I'm... sure...

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I got nothing.

*Busies self with assembling and disassembling radium pistol*

*goes back to sharpening the sword*

Oh thank the Emperor, it stopped hurting. [Puts icepack back under hat]

Hm, what to do with the afternoon?

[Voxes for two teams of conscripts] [Hands each team their own paintball guns]

[Sits back on top of tank] [Blows whistle]

*watches the paintball match*

*receives paint to the helmet*

*shoots the offending Conscript with a bolt pistol*

[Blows whistle] Foul!

[Throws paintball gun to Selym] Now you have to sub in.

*joins the game*

With me brothers, today we shall have victory!

*charges the opposing team, and bashes several skulls in*

*Joins the game in place of the Conscript that got his skull bashed in*

*Shoots Selym in the foot with paintball gun*

Got you!

*Immediately covered in paint from the entire enemy team*

Damm...

*Lies down "dead"*

*is unsure why one replacement is equal to 4 losses*

*shoots Verviedi some more for good measure*

[Blows whistle] Oi! That's not how you- [Ducks from incoming fire]

Hey! Stop shooting at my tank! This was a custom paint job! [Shakes fist] And it has feelings! [Tank lowers turret sadly]

[Watches the majority of the conscripts play sensibly whilst Selym rallies several lunatics]

Brothers! Madmen at arms! Comrades! Some of you are from Blue team, and some of you are from Red team, but you have each been betrayed by those "paintballers".
But no longer, for we shall kill them all, as they well deserve!

*much uproar from the six guys around him*

Attack!

*live ammunition begins flying from their guns*

[Spins tank turret and aims it at Selym] You pack that in right now! This was a friendly training exercise, and you've gone and made it all psychotic.

[Tank fires a green paintball the size of a bowling ball at Selym, which splatters and causes very little other effect]
[Looks at tank] Oh come on. Really? [Abandons vehicle]

*kills the last paintballer, and then punches the remaining six guys to death*

*turns to face everyone else*

And that is how you prove that the men are all witches, and then eliminate them. Wait. Why is my armour green?

*emerges from workshop*

Hey guys I...
*looks at scene*
That hasn't always been there has it?

 Selym wrote:
Wait. Why is my armour green?[/color]

Wizard did it. Because you don't understand how to play nicely with others. [Folds arms]

 Buttery Commissar wrote:

 Selym wrote:
Wait. Why is my armour green?[/color]

Wizard did it. Because you don't understand how to play nicely with others. [Folds arms]

They attacked me. Everyone saw it.

*starts removing the green*

Ooh, I got the perfect thing for that from the hall.
*shoots Selym with a beam turning his armour purple with sinuous red and blue lines.

*starts gathering all of the conscripts' corpses*

Will we have a round two?

[Sighs and wanders back into tank for lunch]

[To the Daemonette]...Why is this room full of cushions? Where are you getting these from? Wait. Are you nesting?
...Oh.

[Backs out of tank holding pastrami sandwich] We have a problem. She's broody. Also I'm out of mustard.

[Hatch slams in face] Oh so that's insensitive, but punching me in the toybox isn't?

*fires da rippa to announce presence*

Hey guyz! wot's goin' on?

It may be the case that one too many back rubs happened and she's going to cough up some daemonettelings. Of course, that's assuming she reproduces the normal way. I'm not too sure with the warp spawn.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
It may be the case that one too many back rubs happened and she's going to cough up some daemonettelings. Of course, that's assuming she reproduces the normal way. I'm not too sure with the warp spawn.

What does this warp spawn look like?

Daemonettes can't reproduce due to their function.

I'm guessing Weird gak(tm) is going to happen.

 Verviedi wrote:
Daemonettes can't reproduce due to their function.

I'm guessing Weird gak(tm) is going to happen.

What kind of weird gak?

A cult, perhaps? I hit things with an axe for a living, and I can't eat a daemonette, or anything of the warp, so I don't pay too much attention to them.

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
A cult, perhaps? I hit things with an axe for a living, and I can't eat a daemonette, or anything of the warp, so I don't pay too much attention to them.

Let's not worry about it then.

I don't think she's with child, just... broody. Maybe we could just give her a puppy? ...Maybe not.
We could give her a... cougar? Something durable. A guardsman? A squig.

Thiff fandwidge if ptewible. [Spits] Tastes like regret.

As a point of curiosity, can they get other people pregnant?

Well, she could have the remaining xeno-nid. It's about the size of a knarlok at this point though. I'k not quite sure how big it's going to get.

 Buttery Commissar wrote:
I don't think she's with child, just... broody. Maybe we could just give her a puppy? ...Maybe not.
We could give her a... cougar? Something durable. A guardsman? A squig.

Thiff fandwidge if ptewible. [Spits] Tastes like regret.

As a point of curiosity, can they get other people pregnant?

Can who get what pregnant?

*notices fingerprints on Sasha*

Huh? Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?????

WASN'T ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!